这家伙就是块石头！
wangzhesujiebeiying，liuyiyiqihuhudihuisushehuanyifu。
jinnianyushuida，taduzixiahedichakanshuiweigaodu，yibuxiaoxincaihuadiaojinleshuili。
pianpiantahaishiyigehanyazi，yaobushiyudaosujiekendingmeiming。
jiumingzhien，youchadianhaisijiumingenren，tagaizenmebaodacaihao？
wuwuwu，benguniangdechuwena，jiuzheiyangmeile……
kandaosujiedaishanghuilai，muqinlixuemeiganjinxunwenqingkuang：“zheishizenmele？herendajiale？shangdezhongbuzhong？yaobuyaoquyiyuan？”
sujieyilianqingsongdiyaoleyaotou：“meishi，gangcaixiashuijiuren，buxiaoxinzhuangdaoleshitou，nikanxuedouzhizhule！”
“nizheihaizi，yebuxiaoxindian，kuaishangdianyao，yihuimajinizuohaochidequ！”
lixuemeisongleyikouqi，manghuozheshajizaiya，haohaojierzibuyixia。
chifandeshihou，fuqinsuyuanshanganjuedaoleerziqingxubuduijing：“xiaojie，nizenmelianxinglidoudaihuilaile，budasuanhuizhonghaile？”
“dagongzhuanbudaoqian，xianghuilaizijidanglaobanchuangye！”
sujiezuilishuodeqingsong，xinzhongquebeiaidaolejidian。
congdasankaishi，tajiuzailiweidejinkoushuiguopifagongsi**xiaoshou。
yizhangdingdanyijinhan，tanashengminghuandingdan。
duanduansanniantajiuchenglexiaoshouguanjun，jieguohaishimaibuqizhonghaiyitaofang！
cuo，shiyigeweishengjian……
xiangyaokaozhedagongfacaizhifu，neijiushimengxiang。
nifacaile，laobanzhuanshenme？
kantouleyiqiedesujie，zaiyebuyuanyijibierendagong。
tayaochuangye，tayaoranghuangjiehouhui，tayaoyongqianzadaoliweipochan……
zhishiliuzaijiaxiang，tanengzuoshenmefacaini？
youshenmehaoxiangmu，nenggourangtaxianwanchengyigeyidexiaomubiao？
diertianzaoshang，sujieguangzheshuxidecunzi，butingdiherendazhaohu。
“wangbo，ninlaoshentihaishizheiyangyinglang！”
“liushu，qudilia，jinnianshouchengzenmeyanga？”
“you，wujie，haishizheiyangnianqingpiaoliang！”
……
“xiaojiehuilaila，wanshanglaijialichifan，yidingyaolaia！”
shuxidexiangyin，zhenchengdeguanxin，helengmodechengshixingchengxianmingduibi。
sujieneikeshoushangdexin，yezaimanmanhaozhuan。
rangsujiezhoumeitoudeshi，jiaxianghaishiheyiqianyiyangqiong。
qitacunpubiandeliangcengsancengxiaoloufang，zaizheiliyiranhenshaojian。
dabufenrenjiahaishisanshinianqiandeqingzhuanhuiwafang，kanqilaihenyoushidaigan，kexiluohouleyigeshidai。
zuiqiongdeshijihujingranhaishinibaqiang，luohoulezhengzhenglianggeshidai！
guangwanlezhenggecunzi，sujiezhiyouyigeganjue，heshinianqianshenzhiershinianqianjibenmeiqubie。
cunzihaishineigecunzi，fangzihaishineixiefangzi。
jiuliandianpuyehaishineijijia，mentouzhaopaishijiniandoumeiyouhuanguo。
nianqingrenquandoujinchengdagong，zhishengxialaorenheliushouertong。
zheizhonghuanjingxia，xiangyaochuangyetainanle！
sujieshiwangditanleyikouqi：“qionga，zuoshenmedoubuxing！”
“zibuxianmuchou，goubuxianjiapin，nimendoubujianshejiaxiang，nengbuqiongma？”
pangbianchuanlaichaofengsheng，zhengshimeinvfupinzhiyuanzheliuyiyi。
hongsedeyundongzhuang，gaogaodemaweiba，yingzisashuang，kanqilaijiuxiangyipixiaoyema。
美女老虎来了！
sujiemeihaoqidiwangzheta：“taipingcunzheimeqiong，haibushibainimenfupinzhiyuanzhesuoci！”
yifupinweizhixiangdeliuyiyi，likefabiaole：“nihushuo！womenhaoxinlaifupin，zenmehuigaoqiongtaipingcun，nishuoa！”
“我胡说？”
sujiekaishihetasuanqilefupinzhang：“shibanianqianfupingaodapengshucai，meirenyuanyilaishou，youmeiyouzheihuishi？”
shuzhitaipingcunfupinshideliuyiyi，xinxudibianjiedao：“neishitaipingcunpianpi，renjiabuyuanyilaishou，bushixiangmubuhao！”
“shiwunianqiangaochaihuzhongzhi，neijiagehaibugoumiaoqian，youmeiyouzheihuishi？”
liuyiyietoumaochulelenghan：“neiyinianshichaihuzuidigu，aoyixiajiuguoqule……”
“shiernianqiangaoyezhuyangzhi，yiyezhijianquanpaojinletaipingshan，chengleguojiabaohudongwu，youmeiyouzheihuishi？”
liuyiyiyijingbuzhidaogaishuoshenmehao，henbudeyikouyaosisujie。
yangyezhuneichunshuyiwai，sheizhidaoyimigaodezhalandoudangbuzhutamen？
yezhubenlaijiushiguojiabaohudongwu，jinshandangranbunengzhuale。
zheixiedoushiyiwai，yiwaia！
……
yicicimangmuyinjinwaidichenggongxiangmu，jieguoshuitubufuquanbushibai。
fupinzhiyuanzhehaoxinbanghuaishi，gaodetaipingcunmeirenzaixiangxintamen。
wangzheyilianbiequdeliuyiyi，sujiehuaixiaozhezuochulezongjie：“fupinfupin，yuefuyuepin，nizaitaipingcunqianwanbietifupinlianggezi，huibeirentukoushuide！”
“去死……”
renwukerendeliuyiyi，feiqiyijiaotizaisujiexiaotuishang。
haowufangbeidesujie，youyicizhongzhao。
“哎呦！”
xiayike，liuyiyitongkudibaozhejiaodaozailedishang。
neiyijiaojiuxiangtizaileshitoushang，jiaozhitouduanleyiyangzuanxinteng。
wuwuwu，zheige**bujinxinshishitou，lianshentiyeshishitou！
“扑哧！”
sujierenbuzhuxiaochulesheng：“nizheiyangpengciyouyisima？haixiangyuanwangwoa！”
liuyiyitengdemantoudahan，yijuhuadoushuobuchulai。
yaoshimuguangnengsharendehua，cikesujiekendingbeichuochengleshaizi。
sujiezheicaifaxianbuduijing，tahaoxiangzhendehenteng，yanleidouxialaile。
duile，jieshousanguanchuanchenghou，roushenjianyingrutie……
坏了！
sujieganjinguoquzhuazhuliuyiyidejiao，tunxiaxiewachakanqingkuang。
“bieluandong，wozheishichakanshangqing，bushizhannibianyi！”
yaobushitengdeshuobuchuhua，liuyiyikendingdamata**。
tayoubushiyisheng，chakanshenmeshangqing？
guniangjiadejiao，shisuibianpengdema？
zheihaimoshangle，chouliumang！
mianduiliuyiyisharendemuguang，sujieneijiaoyigeyuanwang：“biedongla，bushijinizhiliao，sheiyuanyimonidechoujiaoya！”
tiandiliangxina，tazhendebushizaizhanbianyi。
tashizaiyongzhenqishudaojingmai，zhiliaotadejiaoshang。
zeze，zheixiaojiaoyayoubaiyounen，moqilaizhenhua！
youdianxiaojiepideliuyiyi，shunjianbaozhale：“jiedejiaobuchou，yidiandoubuchou，buxinnihaohaowenwen！”
xiaojiaoyaturanchudaozuibian，sujieheleyidatiao。
taxinxudiwangleyixiasizhou，haihaomeiyouren。
zheiyaoshibeicunlirenkandao，kendingyiweitayouteshuaihao！
sujieheizheliananxiajiao，jiadalezhiliaolidu：“biedong，wozaituinajixia，shibushibutengle？”
liuyiyishoushangdeneizhijiao，henkuaibeiyipianqingliangbaoguo，tengtongzhujianxiaoshi。
有没有这样快啊？
“nizheiyishugensheixuede，shiniyeyesuxinghema？”
sujieyibenzhengjingdidiandiantou：“dangran，womensujiazuchuandetuina，zhuanzhidiedasunshang，fubufu？”
liuyiyishizhezoulejibu，youyonglitiaoleliangxia，yidiandoubuteng。
fule，zheixiatazhendefule！
cunlimeiyouyisheng，yaoshitanengliuxialaigan，qibushikeyizaofucunmin？
yixinfupindeliuyiyi，likehuanshanglexiaolian：“sujie，niyishuzheimehao，yaobuzhongkainijiadezhongyiguanba？”
sujieyanqianyiliang，zheidaoshiyitiaohaolua！
xianzaizheishidao，chulefangdichan，zuizhuanqiandejiushiyiyao。
kankanyiyuandalougaide，douyaoganshangwuxingjidajiudian，nengbufacaima？
zhiyaochengweiyeyeyiyangdemingyi，bingrenjiezhongerlai，hainengdaizhecunminyiqifacai。
buguanshizhongyaocai，haishigaonongjiale，dounengjicunmindailaishouru。
yaoshizaizhongchudiangaodangshuiguoshucai，tuotuodexiaokangcuna！
sujieshunjianxindongle，danshitahaiyouyigenanti：“womeiyouxingyizhizhao，zenmekaiyiguana？”
liuyiyipaizhexiongkoubaozheng：“fangxin，yiqiebaozaibenguniangshenshang，baxuyaodezhengjianjiwo，yizhougaoding！”
chuiba，tajiushijingchuiba！
zijixuedeshiyingxiao，zenmekenengnadaoxingyizhizhao？
dengtabanbuxialaideshihou，zhenghaomeilianlaifanziji！
weilebaituofanrendemeinvlaohu，sujiehuijiafanchuleyiguandezhengjiancailiao，quandoujiaojileliuyiyi。
“yizhoua，yaoshibanbuhao，yihouanxinfunidepin，bielaifanwo！”
liuyiyirengjitayigedabaiyanzoule：“heng，bushiweilefupin，benguniangcaibuhuilinizheigechouliumang！”
benguniangjiuzheiyangzhaorenfanma？
yaobushikantanengcujinfupingongzuo，benguniangcailandehetafeihua。
yikuaidashitou，buzhidaoxinshangbenguniangdemei！