第二章不配做太太
地下室内。
luoqianqianshuangshoufuzhudimian，jiannandecongdishangpaqilai，raner，shouzhangchumodaoyigeruanruandedongxihou，huranjianjiaoyisheng，zhenggerenzhijiedanleqilai。
滋滋滋~
jizhiheiququdelaoshu，congluoqianqianjiaobeishangpaguo，tahedexianghoutuilejibu，zhizhelaoshu：“nibieguolai，buyaoguolai，wo，wobupanimen。”
raner，zheixielaoshuxiangshielehenjiu，wushibizijidajishibeideluoqianqian，zhijiechaozhetachongleguolai。
sanzhi，wuzhi，shizhi......
henkuai，yiqunlaoshuheiyayayipian，zhijiegongjiguolai。
“救命啊！”
luoqianqianwuchuduozang，shuangshoubaoxiong，daizheqiqiudeshengyinkaikou，“qiuqiunimen，bieyaowo，wobunengsi，wohaiyounveryaoyang，tabunengmeiyouwo。”
raner，ejidelaoshu，genbenbuguanzheixie，yizhiliangzhi，pashangleluoqianqiandejiaobei，henkuaiwushuzhilaoshumimimamadegongjishanglai。
qiangliedejupalongzhaozheluoqianqian，wanjianchuanxinyebuguoruci，tazhengzhazhongliuxialeishui，shengyinkuse：“zilin，jiuwo，kuaijiuwo。”
lezilintingbudao，jibiantingdao，tayebuhuilai。
cikelezilinzhengzhanzaiyiyuanzhongzhengjianhuwai，touguohouhoudeboli，kanzhelimianquanshenchamanguanzidemuqin。
tayanleilengbingbingdecongjiangyingdelianshangliuxia。
yishuangyushouhuanhuanshenchu，calecatayanjiaodeleihen，roushengxiyuanwei：“zilin，bieshangxinle，ayiyidinghuihaoqilaide，nizheiyangnanguo，wohuixintengde。”
lezilinniutou，yibazhuazhulenvrendeshou，yayideshengyinmanmanchuanchu，“xinyue，xiexieniyuanyihuilai。”
linxinyue，zheigetadenglesiniandenvren，zhongyuhuilaile，zaitazuixuyaorenpeibandeshihou，chuxianzaitadeshenbian。
yishunjian，lezilinbuyuanzaijijiao，zheisinian，tadaodiqulenali，zuoleshenme，zhiyaotayuanyiliuxialai，tajiuzhizule。
“bu，zilin，shiwobuhao，wobugaihuilai，woyaoshibuhuilai，ayijiubuhuiquzhaonitaitai，yaoqiutahenilihun，tayejiubuhuiduiayixiashou。”
tidaozheige，lezilinshenqingyileng，lianshangmimanzheyicengdandandeyinmai，“tabupeizuowodetaitai。”
linxinyuexinliyixi，lianshangyijiuwenrou，yizhishoufangzailezilindeyaoshang，jiezheshuo：“nimenbieyinweiwochaojia，zilin，woshenmedoubuzaihu，wozhiyaoniheayihaohaodejiuxingle，zhishiayixianzai，tayaoshixingzhe，yidingxiangtingdaoyishengduibuqi......”
lezilintaishou，molemolinxinyuedetoufa，zheicaishitaaidenvren，wenroushanliangdafang，xiangxiangneigeedudenvren，tayanmouyileng，“lihao，baneigeedudenvrendailai，guixiajiwomuqinrencuo。”
bangexiaoshihou，luoqianqianchuxianzailezilinmianqian。
她是被抬过来的。
shenshangdeyifubeisichedebuxiangyangzi，nanyizhedangyinsi，mimimamadeshangkougengshibumanquanshen，hunshendexuezihunchengyipian，hunhezhenanyibuzhuodechouwei，congluoqianqianshenshanghuanhuanyichu。
linxinyuebennengdejiuyaowuzhubizi，yuguangzhuyidaolezilindelengmouzhihou，lianmangfangxialai，chaozhetahuailikaolekao，“zilin，wohaopa。”
“bupa，youwozai。”lezilinjianglinxinyuelouruhuaizhong。
tengtong，rudaozharuxinkouyiban，mimimamadexilai，keshiheyanqiandeyimuxiangjiao，luoqianqianhaishijuedewufabini，tacaishilefuren，kecishidelexiansheng，quebaozhebiedenvren，shuozheyouwozaizheiyangdemiyu。
多么讽刺。