第3章 苏信曹昂曹操柿子要挑软的捏

“你干什么!”

chadianbeipenyilian,suxinyilianwuyu。

wobujiushixiaoxiaodejutouleyixiama,zhiyuzheimedafanying?

cishi,buguangcaoangbiaoqingfuza,duozaimenhoudecaocaoyebuzhidaogaishuoshenmehao。

taxianzaikeyiqueding,zheigedongzeideyunieshizhendebuzhidaozixiudeshenfen。

fouzejuebukenengdangzhezixiudemianshuo:zixiu,nikuaisile……

“laoshi,caojiadagongzihuodehaohaodeni,chimamaxiang,zenmekenengkuaisile。”

caoangjuelejuezui,xinzhongaihao:ninkeshiwodelaoshia,zenmenengzheibanzhouzijidexueshengni。

suxindanledanyifushangdejiushui,sixiayibianjichidakouchileqilai,“taxianzaishihuodehaohaodi,kejiexialaidezheichangzhanzheng,huihaisita。”

“为何?”

曹昂满头黑线。

yikouyigenikuaisile,sheitinglexinlidoubushufua。

ranermenhoudecaocaoqueyouxiefennu,

zhanghaimeidani,jiushuohuihaisizijideerzi,jianzhihuangmiu!

taxiangyaopomenerru,henhendixunchisuxinyidun,ranhoujiangtajikezhanshou。

danzhuannianyixiang,zijijiuzheimejinqusuxinkendingbufu,qiezaitingyihui,kantazenmeshuo。

“caozixiunaicaosikongzuiweiqizhongdeerzi,zhiyaodazhangbidinghuibatadaizaishenbian,jiexialaizheichangzhanzheng,yebuliwai。”

suxinyikoujichiyikoujiu,bujibuhuandeshuoleqilai。

caoangzixindidianlediantou,“ninshuodemeicuo,ruozhenyaodazhang,caosikongkendinghuidaizhetadedaerzi。”

“haiyoutadezhizicaoanmin,hemengjiangdianwei。”

苏信补充道。

“duiduidui,haiyouzheiliangren。”caoanglianmangdiantou,kanzhesuxindeyanshenyouhuifulejifenchongbai。

caocaoyeduolejifenzhongshi。

yinweitazaisikaosuixingrenyuandeshihou,dequedasuanbazheisanrendaishang。

zixiuheanminnianqingyounengli,xuyaozheizhongmoliandejihui。erdianweizuozhanyongmeng,youshitadetieshenhuwei,bingqieduocijiuguotademing。youdianweizaishenbian,tagengjiaanxin。

ranerzheixietadoumeiyouduiwairenshuoguo,yigezaiyuzhongdesiqiushiruhedezhideni?

“kexia,zheisangerendouyaosile。”

suxinheleyikoujiu,yaotouzhangtan,wanxibuyi。

zheixiazi,lundaocaoanminhedianweiyumenle。

gangzhouwandagongzi,youlaizhoutamen,zheirenjigeyisia?

dianweimoquancazhang,yaobushibeicaocaodeyanshenzhizhi,kenengxiayimiaosuxindeshentijiuyaobianyigexingzhuangle。

“zheizhangdaodidashei,weihezheisanrendouhuisi?”

“tamenkedoushicaosikongzuiqizhongderen,dianweigengshiwanrendidemengjiang,dangnianzaipuyangneimexiongxiandeqingkuangxiadouhaofawusundehuolexialai,nanbuchengzheiciyaoduifudeshibilvbugengqiangdediren?”

曹昂有些麻了。

“你觉得可能吗?”

suxinmeihaoqidefanlecaoangyiyan,“caosikongyoubushishazi,cizhanzhishiweileliwei,erbushiherenpinming,shizidangranyaotiaoruandeniele。”

曹操:“……”

sanfanliangcidebishiyuwo,zhendangwomeiyoupiqi?

……

suanle,hebiyuyigejiangsizhirenyibanjianshini。kuangqie,tashuodeyemeiyoucuo。

“shiziyaotiaoruandenie?”

caoangxixidejujiaozhezheijuhua,henkuaijiumingbaile,“nindeyisishi,caosikongjiexialaihuitaofawanchengzhangxiu?”

“孺子可教也。”

suxinjieshidao,“dangjinjushi,beifangdeyuanshao,nanfangdeliubiao,dongmiandelvbuyuanshu,ximiandelijue,zheixiedoushiqiangdi,xianzaihetamendabuhuasuan。weiyouzhangxiu,xinlingqishufuzhibing,baiertuijuwancheng。bingweijiangguaqielizuweiwen,zheibushishangtiansongdaocaosikongmianqian,yonglaijinghoudejima。”

zheiyifanfenxi,rangcaocaochadianpaishoujiaohao。danyixiangdaozijishizaitouting,yourenzhule。

chulebeifangdeyuanshao,qitarentabushidabuguo,ershidatamenbuhuasuan。

haimeidao,hetamensipolianpideshihou。

yigeshenzaiyuzhongdesiqiu,duizijidechujingfenxiderucitouche,caocaozennengbujingya。

ruguosuxinbushidongzeideqinqi,tashenzhidouyaolixianxiashile。

“ninshuodemeicuo,kexueshenghutule。”

“dangchugongdalvbutaoqianzheidengqiangdi,shangweisunbingzhejiang。weiheduifuyigexiaoxiaodezhangxiu,ninqueshuoyaozhesunsanjiangni?”

xiangyaojishatamensanren,bixuyaodabai,shenzhishicanbaicaixingba。

caoangshizaixiangbuchuzhangxiuyoushenmebenshinenggouzuodaozheiyidian。

“caosikongxianzaiyinggaihenishiyiyangdexiangfa,renweizhangxiushigeruanshizi,keyiqingsongnanie。”

“ershishishang,zheigeruanshizilimiananzangduci!”

zhangxiudequebingweijianggua,keshitashenbianyeyounengrena。

“什么毒刺?”

shiguanzijidexingming,caoangyejinzhangleqilai。

“zhangxiushenbianyoulianggeren,yigeshimoushijiaxu,lingyigeshizhangxiudeshenniang,zoushi。zheilianggeren,jiangshihaisicaozixiudengrendezuikuihuoshou。”

suxinyibianshunxigutouneidetangzhi,yibianhulunshuodao。

曹昂有些麻,

weishenmemeidangzijijuedelaoshihenlihaideshihou,tajiuhuishuochuyixiebuzhengjingdehua。

“moushijiaxuwozhidao,dangchuquanshuolijueguosiruzhangandejiushita,cirenheliruyiyang,doushixinchangdaiduzhiren!”

“tasuanyigenduciwonenglijie,kezhangxiudeshenniang,yigenvrenpingshenme?”

曹昂问道。

“pingcaosikongdeteshuxihao。”

“什么特殊喜好?”

“好**。”

“……”

laodiehaiyouzheigexihao,wozenmemeiyoufaxian?

cishi,caocaoxinlishiwantoucaonimafeibenerguo。

“sunzei,woyaohuopileni!”

caocaoqideliandoulvle,zheizhongshiqing,nengsuibianluanshuoma?

ranertaxiangyaochongjinqudeshihou,quebeidianweihecaoanminjilanlexialai。

cishiguanhudaotamenerrendexingming,tamenbixuyaotinggemingbai。

wanyisuxinshuodeshizhendeni。

cishisuxinjixuweicaoangjieshi,

“yinweicaosikongjuedezhangxiushiruanshizi,haonanie,suoyidangtaxuanzezhangxiuzuoweimubiaodeshihou,jiuyijingchanshengleqingdizhixin。”

zheidaoshengyinyouruhongzhongdalv,zaicaocaodenaohaizhongzhaxiang,lingtashentiyizhen!

lianshangdefennuzhise,jianjiandizhuanweijinghai,shenzhihaiyouyisisikonghuang!

是啊,

zijiweishenmexuanzezhangxiu?jiushijuedetaruoa!

erzhei,bujiushiqingdima!

yaobushitinglesuxindehua,tayagendoubuzhidaozhangxiushenbianhaiyouyigejiaxu!

太轻敌了,

wocaocaonanzhengbeizhanfadiwushu,zenmenengfanzheizhongdijicuowu!

caocaohenhendizizeleyifan,duisuxindetaidu,yefashenglezhuanbian!

shaoleyixieqingshiheyuanhen,duoleyifenjingpei!

yigeyuzhongsiqiujingnengxiangdaozheimeduodongxi,shengguotazhangxiawushumoushia!

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