1 我负责嘎嘎,子龙叔叔乱杀

建安十三年,

公元208年,

yipianhuangpideduanbicanyuanzhizhong,yimingshaonianmimangdesaoshiyiyansizhou,

不远处有一口古井,

zaikanshenqiantoufalingluan,zuotuiqunshanranhongdenvzi,

好熟悉,

zheibushiliubeizhiqimifurenma?

suoyixianzaizhengzaijinxingdejuqingshizhaozilongqijinqichu?

neimifurenhuaizhongliangsuideadouqunale?

shenchugebokankanziji,yifushaonianmoyang,

zijiyoushishei?zenmehuichuxianzaizheili,

zhengzaimihuozhiji,yigujiyicongdanaoshenchuyongchu,wanquanjiquyihou,lianshangfuxianyisieran,

我是阿斗?

十四岁的阿斗?

nandaoshilishiguijifashenglebianhua,adoutiqianchushengle?

还有,

zijizhibuguozaiwangshangwanlegegeng,shuoadouyuzhaoyunzaicaojunzhonggagaluansha,bingqieshizhonglingxianzhaoyunyigeshenwei,

zenmeturanjianjiuchuanyuechengleadou?

anzhaoyuanjuqing,zhaoyunmashangjiuhuizhaodaozheili,

ranhouxiangdaimifurenyuadouyiqilikai,danyinweizhiyouyipizhanma,

mifurendanxintuoleizhaoyunbiantoujing***,rangtadaizheadouliqu,

suihouzhaoyuntuidaotuqiangyanmaimifurendeshitiyihou,daizheadouzaicaojunzhongzuoyouchongsha,zuizhongyuliubeixiangjian,

zheicaiyouleliubeineiyishuaishoulongrenxin。

dankanxianzaideqingkuangyuyuanjuqingdayouchuru,

首先是阿斗,

neigeshihoudeadoucailiangsui,shentiyuzhongliangdoukeyihulvebuji,zhijieduozaizhaoyunhuaizhongjiuxing,

danxianzaidezijizuzuyoushisisui,

shenxingdaxiaoyupangbiandemifurenwuyi,tizhongyuyuanjuqinggengshibuketongrieryu,

dangchumifurenjiushiyinweidanxinzhaoyundaizhetazijibufangbianzuozhan,zheicaitoujing***,

xianrujinyizijidetixing,zhaoyunneikuaxiadeyulanbailongjuhainengtuodedongma?

即便是勉强驮得动,

hairuhezaicaojunzhongchuanchasisha,

tuiyiwanbulaijiang,yulanbailongjumeiyourenhewenti,

neishisisuidezijiduozaina?

子龙叔叔的怀中吗?

xianranbuxing,huiyingxiangdaoduifangshizhanqiangfa,

后背?

neigengbuxingle,daoshimeidengliubeishuaiziji,fandaoshitizilongshushudangqiangle。

suoyizijigangchuanyueguolaijiuyaosilema?

jiuzaizheishi,naohailituranchuanlaiyidaobinglengdeshengyin:

“ding~‘tantuxiangle’xitongyijinganzhuangwancheng,qingsuzhuzixingchakan,”

贪图享乐?

zheishiweilebusishudeadouliangshendingzhidema?

kanleyibianxitongdejieshao,xinzhongbujinanzizashe,

shuohaotingdianjiaozuotantuxiangle,shuonantingdianjiushitangpingxitong,

dangsuzhujinxingyidingxingweixiangleshihuihuodexianglezhi,xianglezhikeyiyonglaichoujiang,huodegezhongjiangpin,

erxianglexingweibaokuobuxianyu,

yinjiuqule,sharenqule,doubiquledengdeng,

zongzhiyiqienengshisuzhuxinqingshuchangyuyuedexingweidoukeyihuodexianglezhi,

nandaoshuoshangyishideadoujiushihuodelezheigexianglexitong,buranzenmehuilebusishuni。

suiranyoulexitong,danwuxianglezhi,yejiumeiyoujiangli,

yanxiaxingshiyanjun,yijiuwupojiezhifa,

yaobuzijizhudongzuocaocaodefulu?

tingwentahao***,zijiyouyouxianglexitong,daoletadedabenyingyihoubidingkeyidayousuowei,

haiyoutaerxizhenmi,neiyeshiyiweidameiren,daoshikeyijiejiaojiejiao,

不行不行,

zijilaozihoumianyucaocaodashengdaside,zijichengweifuluyihouderizikongpabuhuitaihaoguo,shuobudinghuibeizhijieyoujindaosi,xianglexitonggenbenhaowuyongwuzhidi。

yaobuliyongzijixinxichadeyoushibangzhucaocaodazijilaoziyiqudexinren?

liushansilvleyixia,zheidaoshigehaobanfa,

jiuzaizheishi,xitongdetishishengyouchuanlai:

“ding~gongxisuzhuhuodeyigexinshoudalibao,qingwenshifoudakai,”

“打开,”

“gongxisuzhuhuodeliangmeilonghudadan,”

longhudadan:fuyongyihoukeyidafudugaishanshentisuzhi,tishengliliang,jushoutouzuzhijianjieyoulonghuzhili。

wangzheshouzhongliangmeilinglongtitoudedanyao,liushanxinzhongdaxi,

脱困之法来了,

youlezheiliangkelonghudadanbidingnengshachucaojundebaowei。

tayitaishoubaqizhongyikelonghudadansongrukouzhong,danyaohuazuoyigunuanliuyongxiangsizhibaihai,

dunshiwujindeliliangchongchiquanshen,

taganjuexianzaidezijinenghesanguodiyimengjianglvbubaiwanzi,

zhiyushenmexuchu、machaozhiliujiebuguoererbale。

ganshoudaodanyaodenitianyihou,liushanxiaoxinyiyibashengxianeiyikeshouqilai,zhidaizilongshushulaileyihouzaizuodasuan。

“adou,nishifujunweiyidexuemai,qianwanbunengluorucaojunzhishou,buyaoguanwole,kuaiduzitaomingquba,”

liushanhuiwangyiyanmianrongqicandemifuren,kaikoudao:

“muqinzibubiduoshuo,wosuifeiniqinsheng,dannidaiwoquerujichu,biwoqinshengmuqinhaiyaohao,ruoshizheigeshihoupaoqimuqinduzitaoming,yuneilangzigouxinzhirenheyi,

fuqinzhongyizhongjun,woqinengruletademingsheng,duanranbuhuipaoqimuqingouhuo,jibianshisiyeyaoyumuqinsizaiyiqi,”

tajuederuguojuqingmeiyoudagaidongdehua,zhaoyunkendinghuilaijiuziji,

suoyixianzaibixuzaimifurenmianqianshuashuahaogandu,dengdaoshihouliubeikanbuguanzijixinghuanzuoleyaochengjiezijideshihouyeyourentanhu。

ermifurentingzheruciganrenfeifudehua,yankuangbujinfanhong,

deziruci,fufuheqiu。

buguoadouzhongjiushifujunweiyidexuemai,nanengrangtapeizijiyiqisongsi,haixiangjixuquanshuo,

刘禅却先一步道:

“ruoshimuqinzaizhiyixiangbihaierzuoneibuxiaozhiren,wobiandangchangziwenersi,”

“不,”

mifurenyibabaliushanjinjinlouruhuaizhong:“nirucirangwozenmexiangnifuqinjiaodaia,”

“muqinbubidanyou,jirenziyoutianxiang,woxiangxinzanmenyidingnengtuokun,”

mifurenwenyanmianlukuse,zheizhongqingkuangxiazenmekenengyourenlaijiuzijierren,

jibianshilaile,yizijimuqiandezhuangtaiyehuichengweileizhui,

taminleminzuichun,xinzhongyijingyoulesiliang。

就在这时,

一声战马长鸣,

dadiqingweizhandong,yiqichaozheibianjibenerlai,

白马白袍,

zhanmashenjunyichang,zhanjiangweifenglinlin,

liushanjianzhuangdaxi:“muqinkuaikan,shizilongshushulaijiuwomenle,”

mifurentongyangshensedaxi:

“zhenshizhaojiangjun,adouniguoranshijirenziyoutianxiang,”

zhaoyunzhongyuzhaodaoerren,liansedaxi,lianmangfanshenxiamadanxiguidigongshoudao:

“mojianglaichi,qingfurengongzishuzui,”

liushanlianmangshangqianfuqizhaoyun:

“zilongshushulaidezhengjishi,woyumuqinganjibujin,hezuizhiyou,”

zhaoyunzhanqishenbayulanbailongjuqianguolaijishengdao:

“qingfurenyugongzikuaishangma,wozidangpinsibaohuzhouquan,”

mifurennulilejixia,zhongjiuyinweizuotuishangshiguozhongmeinengzhanqilai,yushibaliushantuichu:

“jiangjunqikewuma,adouquanlaijiangjunbaohu,wo,woyizhongshang,sibuzuxi,wangjiangjunsudaiadouqianwang,wobunengtuoleijiangjun,”

噗通~

zhaoyunguizailemifurenmianqian,beiqiedao:

“furen,jijianfurenzhimian,erbunengbaoquanfuren,zhaoyunyouhemianmuzaijianzhugonga,”

chenzheliangrenzhengzhidegongfu,liushanjiazhuangcongdishanghaoqiyibakucao,baneimeilonghudadanjiazaiqizhongsongruyulanbailongjudezuili,

zhitingdezhanmamengdiyishengsiming,shengyinbizhiqianxianglianglebuzhidaoduoshaobei,

liushanxinzhongdading,kanxiangmifuren:

“muqinbuzou,woyebuzou,yaozoubianyiqizou,”

“阿斗~”

mifurenkuqiwusheng,xinzhongyongchuwujindegandong,zuihouzaizhaoyunyuliushandejianchixia,zhideshangma。

“zilongshushu,nizaiqian,wozaihou,bazheiqinggongjianjiaoyuwo,dingbaonihoubeianranwuyang,”

mashangdemifurenwenyanliansejubian:

“阿斗万万不可,”

zhaoyuntongyangshenseyiji,lianmangjujue:

“gongzihechuciyan,zhaoyunsuibucai,danyuanyisixianghu,qikeranggongzibaohuwo,caojunbuguoerer,zhaoyunhecengfangzaiyanli,gongzibubidanxin,”

zaierrenkanlai,liushancongweixiwu,bieshuoshicaojundajiangle,jibianshisuisuibianbianyigeshizudounengshaleta,

nanengrangtazuozaizuihoumian。

liushanchenshengdao:“zilongshushubuxiangxinwo,”

zhaoyunputongyishengguidaozaidi:

“mojiangbugan,zhishigongzicongweixiwu,caojunrenduoshizhong,mingqiangyiduoanjiannanfang,kongyoushanshiwufaxiangzhugongjiaodai,”

liushanshangqianyibufuzhuzhaoyun,weiweiyiyonglibianbatachanfuqilai,

chajuedaojianbangchuanlaisisitongyi,zhaoyunlianshangluchuyimojingezhise,

gongzideliqizenmehuizheimeda,

zheilidaohaizaibuduanzengjia,yanranyijingchaoguoziji,

erqiekanshangququeshihaobufeilideyangzi,

这怎么可能!

赵云心中翻起巨浪。

只听刘禅低声道:

“wosuiweixidewuyi,danqueziyoutianshengshenli,zilongshushuliqibiworuhe,”

zhaoyunxinzhongdajingyoudaxi:

“woziranshiburugongzi,”

“jiranruci,bianbaqinggongjianjiwo,yilipowanfa,zilongshushuzhixufuzeqianfangjike,”

“可~”

赵云还在迟疑,

hurantingdaoyizhenxuannaosheng:

“zheiliyouren,kuaiguolaikanyikan,”

“laibujile,kuaishangma,”

buyoufenshuo,liushanbazhaoyuntuishangma,zijifanshenzuozaitabeihou,

suihouerrenyongshengzibajiaobangzaimadengzhishang,

youyongshuyaocongerrendefubuhuanzhu,

mifurenzaiqian,zhaoyuntizhelongdanliangyinqiangzaizhong,liushanshouchiqinggongjian,beikaoduifangmianchaohoufang,

“驾~”

suizheyishengqinghe,kuaxiayulanbailongjuzongshenyiyue,daizhebeishangsanrenjurancongliangmiduogaodetuqiangshangyueleguoqu,

赵云欣喜道:

“haomaer,kanlainiyezhijinrixiongxianxujinquanli,suiwosisha,chongchubaoweiyihouwobidinghaohaoweiyangni,”