第5章 诸葛亮大骂不是人

“xiaoxiansheng,ninzhenshishenjimiaosuan,haoxiangzheiyiqienindouyuzhileyiyanga!”

xuchuqiazheyao,poyouchengjiugandechouzheyanqiandesitanzihaojiu,manxindelezizi。

“dalaohan,nizenmebuduoyaoyixiejiangli?haishinimenjiacaolaobantaikoumenle?”

陈凡不悦的说道。

chihezheishizuijibendedongxi,zhenjinbaiyincaishiyinghuo。

kuangqiechenfanjirandasuanzanshiliuzaixuchuzheili,neiyebunengtiantianbaibaidejitachumouhuace,zongyaoyoudianbaochoucaixing。

“nineihuihanwoshadagewodoubukengshengle,zenmezheihuiyoujiaowodalaohanle?”

“wokeshitangtangdewuweijiangjun,huangshangyucideguanneihou!”

xuchufanzhebaiyanbugaoxingdeshuodao。

xuchusuirannaohuiluyoudianzhang,zhishangpiandi,danshitazijiquezuifanbierenzheimeshuota。

tianxiazhiyoucaocaoshuota,tacaihaobushengqi。

diergeshuotabendexuyou,zongranshitatongxingdeyuanqin,yebeitaqiexialenaodai。

“woshuonishidalaohan,nibufu?”

chenfandengzheyankanzhexuchu。

“fuweijiangzhe,nengqunengjiu,nengrounenggang。nengjinnengtui,nengruonengqiang。”

“budongrushanyue,nanceruyinyang;wuqiongrutiandi,chongshirutaicang;haomiaorusihai,xuanyaorusanguang。”

“yuzhitianwenzhihanlao,xianshidilizhipingkang;chazhenshizhiqihui,chuaidirenzhiduanzhang。”

chenfankankanertan,tingdexuchuyilengyilengde,bizhitingtianshuhaiyaolipusanfen。

“nijiranshuonishijiangjun,neinigenwoshuoshuo,ninaerpeideshangjiangjun?”

“jiangjunzhe,dailingjunduideyisi。ninengdaiduoshaobingma?”

chenfanyilianfalejigewenhao,xuchudedahanhuhuwangwaimao。

“haobahaoba,woshidalaohan,woshidalaohanhaibuxinga?”

“congjinyihou,chulewojiazhugong,zhiyouninengjiaowodalaohan,zheizongkeyileba?nikuaigenwoshuoshuo,niganggangdebudebudeshuoleneimeduo,shishenmeyisia?”

xuchuyanzhuzizhuanlezhuan,huranzhudongshiruoshuodao。

tayijingyishidaole,zhiyaonengcongzheiweixiaoxianshengchuxuediandongxi,ranhouzaidaocaocaoneilishaojiamainong,jiunengbeirenguamuxiangkan,hainengdedaocaolaobandekuajiangheshangci。

zheijianzhishitianshangdiaoxianbingdehaojihui,zenmenengcuoguo?

kuangqietaduichenfan,zaojiushixinfukoufuwaidaipeifule。chenfandejianshi、jimou,rangtajingweitianren。

“不行!”

“congxianzaikaishi,‘dalaohan’zheigewaihao,zhinengwoduinizheimechenghu,nijiacaochengxiangyebuxing!!”

chenfanduanranshuodao,sihaobukentuirang。

“zheijiunanle……tashiwolaodaa,tayaoshifeiyaozheimehanwo,wonengduzhetazuia……”

xuchuwukenaihedetanletanshou,yifuweiqudeyangzi。

“niyaoshitongyini,worangnijiaguanjinjue,gesanchawuyoushangcina。danhuashuohuilainiyaoshibudayingwoma,heihei。xiahoudunshiwanbingmajiayujinhelidianhujia,haibushiyiyangshudeyitahutu。”

chenfanyifuwusuoweideyangzi,yutaipingwen,danshikengqiangyouli。

yuanlaixiahoudundabai,shiyinweixiaoxianshengdeyuanyin!

xuchuyuanbengutongsededalianshunjianbiandeshabaile。

tanalizhidaoxiahoudundabainaishilishi,chenfanbuguoshiyinweicongweilaishijiechuanyueguolai,tiqianzhidaoleeryi。

“hao,wodayingxiaoxiansheng,wozhizuoniyigerendedalaohan。qitaren?lianchengxiangyebuxing!”

xuchuchenmoleyihui,guzuleyongqishuodao。

“ng,zheihaichabuduo。”

chenfandianlediantou,guyinazhebaiyanpiaolexuchuyixia。

zheixiaoziganggangjingranganzaizijimianqianzhilengzhileng,ruobunengchenzhezheigejihuibatazhibeifude,houmianjiugengbuhaokongzhile。

“zheixiehuadeyisi,shishuozuodajiangde,bixunenggougangroubingji,yinyangxianghe。”

“erqieliutaowulve,yibuxingxiang,tianwendili,douyaojingtong。”

“yaoshiyouyimenbujingtong,neitajiubushiyigehegedejiangjun!”

chenfanhuanhuandeshuodao,bagangcaidehuadatidejixuchujieshileyitong。

“fuweijiangzhe,nengqunengjiu……”

……

“yuzhitianwenzhihanlao,xianshidilizhipingkang……”

xuchuyuanbendasuannabijiyixia,danzhuanleyiquancaixiangqilaizijiyagenbushizi。

junlifajitadexuanzhi,doujitadangca**zhiyongle。

yincizhihaofanfudesijiyingbeiqilai。

“zheixiaozi,haitingaixuexi!daoshigekezaozhicai。”

chenfankanzheanxiao,zheixuchuzhenshihandekeai,nanguaicaocaoduitadouchongaiyoujia。

“xujiangjun,chengxiangchuannini,kuaiqu。”

zhangwaichuanlaixiahouendeshengyin。

xuchuyingleyisheng,gangyaotuimenerchu,youbeichenfanjiaozhule。

“dalaohan,nizhidaoweisharenjiadoushuonishabu?”

陈凡说道。

“为啥?”

xuchudengdaleyanjing,wanfenqidaidekanzhechenfan。

“nilixianeimedagonglao,dabailiubei,qinnachendao。quezhilinglesitanzijiulai,lianhuangjindoubuyao。nishuonibushasheisha?”

“congxianzaikaishi,chengxiangzaiyaoshangcini,jiu、seguini,caiguiwo!”

chenfanzhuangchuyifushengqideyangzishuodao。

“heihei,yuanlaixiaoxianshengyebushaa!”

许褚憨笑着说道。

“nikan!woyaobaibaibangnibuyaohaochu,nidouhuijuedewosha,hekuangbieren?”

chenfanmeixiangdaozheixuchujingranshazhongzangjian,jingranbazijidangshaxiaozishihuanle。

“hao,wojizhula,woxianqule。”

xuchuyibianshuozheyibianwangwaizou,yibianxunsi:haizhenshizheimehuishi,yihoulingshang,dehenzhedian!

“huchier,zheilizuo!”

xuchuganggangmairuzhongjundazhang,caocaojiuxiaozhedazhaohu。

suishouzhilezhizuocexiamiandeyigezuowei。

帐中只有六个座位。

caolaobanjuzhongerzuo,zuocedesangezuowei,zuodeshicaorenhexuhuang,disangezuoweiliujixuchu。

youcedesangezuowei,yicishixunyou、liuyehejiaxu。

ganggangdalebaizhangdexiahoudun、lidianheyujingancuimeiyouzuowei,zhanlizaicaorenshenhou。

“nimenkankan,zanmenjiahuchi,yehuiyongbingle。jinzaoyichangdasheng,jianzhishihanchanglinli!”

“kejianwozheicichubing,binengshouwojingxiang,jintujiangdong,pingdingtianxiabuguozaowandeshi。”

caolaobanxinqinghaodaolejizhi,duanqijiubeixiangqunchenshiyishuodao。

“chengxiangdeciliangjiang,zhennaikexikehea。”

jiaxudaitoujubei,zhanqishenlaihuijingcaocao。

zhidaozheigeshihou,tamenyebuxiangxinxuchuzheigedashamaonengzaijitianzhineituotaihuangu,niepanzhongsheng。

zhiyouyizhongkeneng,jiushichengxianganzitibaxuchu,shouyiyuta。

bijiaocaolaobanbenren,jiushiyigedabossjibiedecunzai,wentaowulvewusuobuneng。

chuleta,hainengyousheiyourucidejimou?

“haha,wenheshuodeyoudaoli。kexikehe。buguoyeyaoganxienimensuridezaipeihejiaodao。”

caolaobanhongguangmanmian,yikouganleyibei。

zaitakanlai,xuchunengyourucishenlaizhibi,kendingshichuyujiaxutamendejice。

就凭许褚?

万不可能!

干!

干!

zaizuoqiren,hedejinxing,changsuoyuyan。

“chengxiang,xujiangjunnenggouturanlingwu,womenyehenshigaoxing,zaicihuanxiyanshang,nengfouqingxujiangjuncijiaoyier,womenyexuexixuexi。”

zhanzaicaorenshenhoudexiahoudun,cishiededuzigugujiao,kanzhexuchudakouhejiudazuichirou,yiduzimenqi。

neigeweizhibenlaishishuyutaxiahoudunde,quebeigeyouyongwumoudedashajiqiangle!

tatongyangbuxinxuchunengduanqineilianqihuashen,tuotaihuangu。

“hao,huchier,nijiuqilai,shuoliangju,jitamenzhanshizhanshi。”

yijingyoulesanfenjiuyidecaolaoban,shuangkuaidechaozhexuchuyaoqingdao。

“zheige……butaihaoba,wobuhuia……”

xuchumiantiandezhanqilai,zaicaolaobanmianqian,tahaishiyaoshoulianyidian。

kuangqierangtazhanshihejiuchirou,huozhedajiadououtazaixing,zhiyushuojiaoma,neiqibushiguanniguyaohaizi——nanbana!

“huhou,buyaoqianxuma,suibianshuoliangju。”

caorenhexiahoudunguanxizuihao,yegenzheqihong。

“huhou,jitamenlailiangju,yayachangzi。”

xunyouyexiangkankan,chengxiangshizhendejixuchukailexiaozaoxuelebenshi,haishijinjinjitachulegejicedaoyanleyichuxieryi。

“fuweijiangzhe,nengqunengjiu,nengrounenggang。nengjinnengtui,nengruonengqiang。”

“budongrushanyue,nanceruyinyang;wuqiongrutiandi,chongshirutaicang;haomiaorusihai,xuanyaorusanguang。”

“yuzhitianwenzhihanlao,xianshidilizhipingkang;chazhenshizhiqihui,chuaidirenzhiduanzhang。”

xuchukaikou,jingransihuadaowuyifujia。

在座皆惊!

caocao:zheixiaozinandaoshibanzhuchilaohudedazhi?

jiaxu:yiqiantajuebushizheiyang,nandaoshichileshenxianmiaoyao,bukesiyi!

xiahoudun:yuanlaizheixiaozimengwo,shenzangbulu。

xuchu:haihaowojiulianghao,zheidianjiusihaobuyingxiangfahui……

一片短暂的寂静……

“zhongkang,jiwomenshuoshuo,niganggangneiyitong,shuodeshishadaoli?womendouhedale,kelijiebule。”

caorenpixiaoroubuxiaodeshuodao。

“duidui,jiwomenjiangjiang,womenyexuexixuexi!”

xiahoudunlidianheyujinyegenfengshuodao。

suoyoudemuguangyouzhongxinjujiaolexuchushenshang。

“zheixiehuadeyisi,shishuozuodajiangde,bixunenggougangroubingji,yinyangxianghe。”

“erqieliutaowulve,yibuxingxiang,tianwendili,douyaojingtong。”

“yaoshiyouyimenbujingtong,neitajiubushiyigehegedejiangjun!”

xuchuhuranganjuezijijinrulezhuangtai,zaiyiciwanmeidebachenfanyuanhuaxushuleyibian。

呼!

“赏,打赏!”

caolaobanchihongzhelian,dashenghandao。

“chengxiang,woxudoudefangzi……”

“babailijiaji,likejihuchigaixufu,hecaorenjiazhaitongkuan!”

“我几个老婆……”

“gaosuxunyu,likeconggongzhongbosanshigezisehaodenianqingdejisongdaoxufuqu,jiwojiahuchierzuoxifu!”

“wozheidouliqingpiaopiao……”

xuchuzheicixishoulejingyan,kaishizhudongyaoshangcile,erqiehaijichenfanyaoleyifen。

“发金五两!”

曹老板豪气的说道。

“啊,五两?”

xuchudaile,zheiyaoshinazhewuliangjinzihuiqujiaojiwoneixiaoxiansheng,haibudebeita***……

“jin……jinpiaowuliang!”

caolaobanchenzhejiuxing,shuangkuaidegengzheng。

caolaobanduiyugongchendeshangciconglaibuxiaoqi。

xingjunzaiwai,youbunengdaizhetaiduodejinzhubaoqi,neitaibufangbianle。

yushicaolaobanbiechuxincai,gaochuleyizhongbixutaqianmingcainengshengxiaodejianglipiao。

daoshibanshihuichao,keyipingpiaoquguokulingquxiangyingdejiangli。

“woqu,jinpiaohainenganjinchengle?tingshuochengxiangdejinpiao,zuixiaodoushiwubailiangdemianzhi,zheiwuliangjinpiao,qimayedeyiwanliangleba!”

xiahoudunqideliandoulvle。

“yigewufu,fudijingranhewoyigedangcile?wokeshidajiangjun,chengxiangdeqindidi!”

caorendeliansequebiandeshabai。