dierzhang：hetajiangxiaohuayoubeijiaoqufazhan
shuobuguota，wohaishidexinpingqihe。
“sishewuru，lingtouqudiao。jiuliunianhejiuqinian，niganghaodawoyisui。”
woqu，tahaodaiyeshiquannianjiqianshi，shuochuzheiyangdehuabuhuijuedehaisaoma！
“鬼逻辑。”
wobiebiezui，chongtafanlegebaiyan。
“老女人。”
kenengshiwomende“zhengchao”guoyumingxian，laoshizaijiangtaishangyilianbunaifandipaipaizhuozi：“lixuan，qilaihuidazheidaoti。”
wandanle，jiangtaishangshiwomendebanzhuren，yigebuhaoredezhu。yushiwoshouqizhiqianbeiqidetuxuedebiaoqing，qieqieruoruodizhanqishenlai。
biaoshiwobuhui，gangadichonglaoshiyixiao，tayinggaidongwodeyisiba。
“shangkeburenzhentingjiang，zhanwaibianqu。”
好吧，又是这样。
chengyituochengjibiwohao，suoyiwomeicihetajiangxiaohuabeilaoshifaxian，shoushangdeneigerenyidingshiwo。
doushuozigaigekaifangyilai，renrenpingdeng。jiupingzheiyidian，wobiaoshibufulaoshizeyoubiloudetaidu。
“nihailengzheganshenme？”
banzhurenchuihuzidengyande，gaodewohaoxiangqianletadezhaiside。
zoujiuzou，laoniangyoubushimeizhanguo。
zhongmukuikuizhixia，**qiyibenwulishuchaojiaoshiwaizouqu。
zheigaisidechenyituo，meicidounengbawoqidemianhongerchi，ranhouwoyijidong，jiuhuibeilaoshifaxian，zaijiezhejiushibeinianchujiaoshi。
kaozaijiaoshiwaideqiangbishang，beihouchuanlaiqianqiandeliangyi。
wobashutankai，kaishizixifankanzheijiekeshangdezhuyaoneirong。
suishuowochengjiburuchenchengchen，danyezaiquanxiaoqianliushimingpaihuai。
wosuojiududezheisuogaozhong，shiyisuoguozhonggaozhong。zaizheisuogaozhongli，peiyangzhegefangmianderencai，chaogegelingyufenzhifazhan。suoyizaizheiliyougaokaoyubeisheng、yishusheng、tiyusheng......
wulunshiyubeishenghaishiqitaleibiedexuesheng，zhiyaozaizheisuoxuexiaojiudude，doushigedizhongkaodejiaojiaozhe。
zheisuoxuexiaofazhanderucichenggong，bingqieshenshenxiyingefangyouxiuxuezi，zheiqizhongziranyoutadedaoli。
meijiexiaoyuankaixuedianlishi，xiaozhangteyishenming：“wulunshigaokaoyubeisheng，haishiqitazhuangongdexuesheng，douyouquanjuedingzijiderensheng，youquanpingshiliqudaozijilixiangdebanji。”
jinguanmeiniandouzaizhongfuzheijuhua，dannenggoudadanqushishizheijuhuaderenjibenmeiyou。
dajiadoushiyouxiuderen，doupashibaidiumianzi，suoyilaoshibenfenzuozheshishi，buganqingjuwangdong。
zhidaochenchengchendiyigeshixingxiaozhangshuodeneijuhua，tamencaikaishizhanzhanjingjing，luluxuxuqutiaozhanziji。
chenchengchenyuanxianshigemeishusheng，shanggeyueturancanjialewomenshengxuebandekaoshi。
bingqieyiquanxiaoqianshidechengjipaiming。
此消息震惊四座。
yigemeishusheng，baneixiexuebayadaoyipian。
neidaoxiaoxichuanchu，meishushengchenchengchenbeishangfangqiangxingdiaodaoleshengxuebanjixushenzao，youwangpeiyangchengxiaolishangzuiqiangyouxiusheng，haotigaoxuexiaozhimingdu。
xuexiaoqiangzhimeishushengzhuanweigaokaosheng，zheishiduomejingyadexiaoxi。
hehe，wosuanshizuihouyipishoudaozheigexiaoxideren。
yinweishangcikaoshiwanleguohou，wojiudeleyichangzhongganmao。
休假在家。
shichenchengchenqinzipaodaowojialilaigaosuwode：“ai，womenshitongxuele。”