第3章
xiaoxunsuiranbeicaocaoshoulebingquan，danbingbuqinei，yebuhuifangqi。
anzhaotaduichibizhizhandelejie，caochuanjiejianzheijianshifashengzaiyigedawutianqidelingchen，suoyixiaoxunmeirilingchenbiranqichuangxunshi，youqishidawutianqichuxiandeshihou，gengshigewaixiaoxin。
zheitianlingchen，xiaoxunanzhaoguanliqichuangxunshi，meixiangdaoquepengshangletongyangchulaixunshidechengyu。
kandaochengyudeshunjian，xiaoxunbuyoudezhouqilemeitou。
zheiweitongliaokemeiyouzaoqidexiguan，erqiexianzaizhengzhidongji，jiangmianshangcigudexibeifengchuiguolai，jiusuantazheigewujiangdouyaorenbuzhudayigeduosuo，chengyuzheigewenguanshixianchupilaile，yaozaizheigeshihouchulaixunshi？
suoyi，chengyubiranshiguyilaide，mubiaoziranyezhinengshixiaoxun。
“you！xiaojiangjun？zheimezaojiuchulaixunshile？youshenmefaxianma？haishishuo，beishoulebingquan，xinlibugan，xianglaizheilishuayishuacunzaigan？”
chengyusihaobuyanshilianshangdechaoxiao，neixingengshideyidaolejidian。
十几年了！
你压制了我十几年！
nizhidaowozheixienianshizenmeguodema？
xianzaizhongyubeiwojidaidaojihuile，nixiaoxunyeyoujintian！
wochengyu，zhongyunengyaguoniyitoule！
哈哈哈哈！
xiaoxunhenshiwuyu，kanchengyuzheifuxiaorendezhidezuilian，buzhiqingderenhaiyiweichengyushouleduodadeweiquni？
bujiushibeixiaoxunquanmiannianyaleshijinianma？
zenmejiubunenghaohaofanshengyixiazijizheishijinianyoumeiyounuligongzuoni？
真是搞笑！
xiaoxunlandedalichengyu，zhuanshenxianglingwaiyigefangxiangxunshi，danshichengyuquebukenjiucifangguoxiaoxun，zhuileshanglai。
“xiaojiangjunzenmebushuohuani？mofeishibeiwoshuozhonglexinshi？xiaojiangjunfangxin，wochengyuyebushiluojingxiashideren，zhiyaonigenwofugeruan，rengecuo，chengnuohuixudouzhihouzaibaiyizhuoyanxi，qingwoweishangbin，wobianquchengxiangneibianjinimeiyanjiju，baozhengchengxiangbabingquanhaijini，zenmeyang？“
“呵呵！”
xiaoxunshizhendewulitucaole，doushenmeshihoule，chengyujingranhaizaidazheiyangdezhuyi？
guaibudebeitayazhileshijiniandouwufafanshen，zhinengshuochengyunulidefangxiang，cuolea。
“怎么？你不信？”
chengyutingdaoxiaoxunlengxiao，yiweixiaoxunzaihuaiyitadenengli，haixianggenxiaoxunhaohaolilun，meixiangdaozhangangdeshaobingturanfachujingbao。
“chuan！youchuankaojin！kuaiqubingbaochengxiang！！”
xiaoxunmashangjiulailejingshen，chaozheyuanchukanqu。
dawuyanzhongzhedangleshixian，buguohaishinengkandaoyoubushaochuanzhizhengzaikaojin。
zhengchanglaishuo，xiaoxunyousuozhunbei，yinggaihuibishaobingtiqianfaxianzheixiechuanzhikaojincaidui，kesheizhidaochengyuturantiaochulaichaofeng，xiyinlexiaoxundezhuyilini？
“lairen！zhunbeixiaochuanyingzhan！！”
xiaoxunyegubushangchengyudechaofengle，yinweitahenqingchucaochuanjiejianyijingkaishile。
yizhiyilai，xiaoxundourenweicaochuanjiejianshizhenggechibizhizhanzhong，zuirangrenjingyandetianxiucaozuo！
有多秀呢？
wanquanjiushizhugeliangzaidongwuliangrendadoudumianqianzhuangleyigeyuanrunbaomandebi，haishunbianpaodaocaocaomianqian，jiletayigedabidou，zaitielianchaofeng，zuizhongquanshenertui。
fangyandonghanmonian，shenzhifangyanzhenggelishi，nenggouzuodaozheizhongchengduderen，chulezheiweizhiduojinyaodezhugeliang，hainengyoushei？
danzheijianshilimianyeyouyigeguanjiandian，shixiaoxunwulunruhedouxiangbutongde。
neijiushizhugeliangweishenmeyaoqinshenfanxian，zaidaojianshangtiaowu？
zhugeliangzailishishangjirenliuxiadeyinxiangjiushiwenzhawenda、congbunongxian，yaoburanyebuhuijujueweiyandebingchuziwuguqimoule。
zongguanzhugeliangzhihuidezhandou，jihubuhuichuxianxianzhao，doushiyitangtangzhengzhengzhishijibaidiren，weiyiyicinongxianjiushikongchengji。
dankongchengjiyebingfeizhugeliangbenyi，ershiyinweimasushijieting，daozhisimayilvdajunweilexicheng，zhugeliangshenbianmeiyoukezhanzhibing，budeyizhixiacaiyongleweixianxishujigaodekongchengji，chenggonghetuisimayi。
suoyizaixiaoxunkanlai，caochuanjiejianzheigesaocaozuoqueshishichuzizhugeliangzhishou，danbuyinggaitalaiqinzicaozuo，suibianhuanyiyuanjianglingguolaijiukeyi。
kexianshijiushizhugeliangqinziguolaile！
buguangzhugelianglaile，lusuzheigegongjurenjingranyegenzheyiqiguolaile。
haiyoubizheigengrangrenkaixindexiaoxima？
zhiyaozhuazhuzheicijihui，qingqingsongsongjiunenghuozhuozhugelianghelusu，duisunliulianjunzaochengzhongchuang。
zuizhongyaodeshi，meilezhugeliang，sheilaijiedongfeng？
meiledongfeng，chibizhizhanzuizhongdeshengfu，kejiubuhaoshuole。
suoyizaixiaoxundeshijiaozhong，liyongcaochuanjiejiandejihui，huozhuozhugeliang，jiushidayingchibizhizhandezuihaobanfa，meiyouzhiyi！
weiledachengzheigemude，xiaoxunjuedingyaoqinzidailingchuzhan。
zhouweideshibingtingdaoxiaoxundemingling，xiayishijiuyaoxingdongqilai，bijingxiaoxunzaijunduizhongdeweiwangzhendetaigaole，jiusuanxiaoxunbeishoulebingquandexiaoxiyijingchuanlechulai，zheixieshibinghaishihuixiayishidizuncongxiaoxundemingling。
“dengdeng！sheirangnimendongde？nimenbuzhidaoxiaoxunyijingmeiyoubingquanlema？tameiyouquanlizhihuinimenzhizhongderenheyigeren！doujiwohuiquzhanhao！yiqiedengchengxianglailezaizuojueding！”
chengyujimanghechi，fachuyishenglengxiao，“bieguaiwomeiyoutixingnimen，xiaoxunmeiyoubingquan，jiubunengdiaodongrenheyigeshibing，nimenruoshishanzizuozhuchuzhan，huailechengxiangdashi，nimenchengdandeqima？”
gangcaihaixiangyaochuzhandeshibingdunshietoumaohan，daqidoubuganchuanyixia。
xiaoxunmeitoujinzhou，zhugeliangdechuanyijingkaishikaojinle，zhanjijiuzaiyanqian，shaozongjishi，zhendeshiyidiandoubunengdanwu。
kechengyutiaochulaizuojiaoshigun，zheijianshijiuzhendebuhaochulile。
wunaizhixia，xiaoxunzhinengtigaoshengyin，“chengxiangsuiranshoulewodebingquan，danwohaishiqianjiangjun！nimensuoyourentingwomingling，zhunbeixiaochuanyingzhan，chengxiangruoyouguaizui，woyilichengdan，yunimenwuguan！”
“xiaohua！nilianbingquandoumeiyoule，jiniliuzheqianjiangjundechenghao，buguojiushichengxiangjiniliulejifenmianzi，niruohaishizhimibuwu，chengxiangdingranbuhuiraoni！haiyounimen，xiaoxunlianzijidoubaobuzhule，nimenbuhuihaizhiwangtanengbaonimenba？zuoren，yidingyaorenqingchuxianshi！”
chengyuyeshijiazhongleyuqi，haibacaocaobanlechulai，jiushiweileyazhixiaoxun，rangzheixieshaobingbuganqingjuwangdong。
chengyudemudehenmingque，jiushiyaochenzhezheigejihuibazheishijinianshoudaodebiequdoufaxiechulai，baxiaoxuncaizaijiaoxia，rangtayetihuiyibabiequdeganjue！
xiaoxunmeitouzhoudegengjinle，“chengyu，nifeideyaohewoguobuquma？”
chengyulengxiao，kaishiyinyangguaiqi，“bingfeiwoheniguobuqu，ershichengxiangyijingshoulenidebingquan，nijiubunengdiaodongrenheyimingshibing，fouzebianshiyuyuezhizui，wozheimezuo，yeshizaibangnia！”
xiaoxunyankangenchengyushuobutong，suoxingjiubushuole，chengdeyixiachouchuyaojianbaojian，jiazaichengyudebojingzhishang。
“zaifeihuayigewokankan？”
xiaoxunyuqibingleng，shenshangdeshayiyehaobuyanshidibaofachulai。
caochuanjiejianjiushihuozhuozhugeliangdeweiyijihui，yaoshibeichengyujipohuaile，xiaoxunshizhendenengzuochulaisharendeshiqing！
chengyumiansedabian，zheicaixiangdaoxiaoxunyongwubuxialvbu，cengjingyeshizaiwanjunzhizhongchongsha，qudijiangshoujirutannangquwuyibandekeparenwu，xinlidunshijiusongle，yijuhuadoushuobuchulai。
haozaicaocaojiedaoxiaoxi，gubushangpijiajiuganleguolai，ganghaokandaoxiaoxunyongbaojianjiazhuchengyudebozi，liansedunshijiubiandeyinchenqilai。
“xiaoxun！niyaozaofanma？”