wotangzaichuangshang，naohailibuduanhuifangzhezuowanwanrenyanchanghuishangdemeiyizhenxijie。
weixinshangshibeidabaolededianhua，weiboyouxianglishibeijibaoledesixin。
duiyuxumubaidangzhongbiaobai，gongbulianqingdexingwei，wocikedexinqingwanfenfuza。
youzhenjing，youeran，youfennu，youhentiebuchenggang。
dangengduode，shijidushiwangguohoudexinhuiyileng。
liulianggenjishangqiemeiyouchediwengu，xianzaizibaolianqingwuyiyu***。
zuoweixumubaidechaohuadafen、guhuijizhanjie、chunxuenvyoufen，shiyefen。
wopeizhetacongweichudaoshidejijiwumingdaorujinfengguangwuxiandecweidingliu，yilumomoxiangban，zouguoqingchunlizuibaoguidewunian。
zhibohuifanglixumubaihanqingmaimaisushuoxinyi，hanshuihuaguoyingjundecelian，tadeshuangmoucuicanruxing，zhigougoudidingzhetaixiamouyichujiaoluo。
juguangdengyehuijuzaidaizhemojing，baoguoyanshidenvhaishenshang，tazhaixiamojing，qingchunwugudexiaolianshanghuanhuanzhanluchuyimoxiusedexiaoyan，meidejingren。
fensimendemuguangjingenzhezhuisuiguoqu。
dapingmushangheranshiquanneichoumingyuanyangdebailianhuanvxing——jiangzhiyan。
zheigechuanwenzhongbeinianjibanbaidejinzhubaoyang，beishujiafensikouzhubifadebailianhua。
cengjingyinweiyingcengxumubaitaika，gongrantiaoxin、chaocpxixue，yidulingfensimenqifeng。
jishiaoyedaolingchensandianyeyaobajianpanqiaolan，qunqiergongzhidenvxing。
xianzaiqueyaoshenyibian，chengweilezijiagegeqinkouchengrendedixianvyou。
jianzhishizaimingmuzhangdandigaosuni——
zheikeshiniqinsaozi，yihouyaoduitazunjingdian。
何其讽刺啊。
jianzhishizainadaozizhijiechuolanfensidexin。
yishunjian，taixiashisiyiyangdejijing。
erneigerangwushuzhuixingnvhaimenxinsuiyidi、leisadangchang，yanjingdouyaokuxialedezuikuihuoshou。
quezhishibuyiweiyidiwanzheyanjing，gouqibochun。
tuluchudehuayutianmiyoushangren:
「woteyixuanzezaizheigezhongyaodeshijian，zheigelongzhongdechanghe，dangzhenimensuoyourendemianxuanbuzheigeyiyiwubizhongdadejueding，shiyinwei——
「nimensuoyoufensidoushiwozuiqinaidepengyou，nimenyizhibulibuqidipeizhewo，shuoxiwangkandaowoxingfu。
「xianzaiwogandaoleqiansuoweiyoudexingfu，suoyinimenhuizhufuwo，yehuizhufuzheiduanlianqing，duima？」