第1章
waiposhiwomenzheiyidaiyoumingdeyinmeipo。
ketaqushiqianbaoxiadezuihouyizhuangyinmeiqueshijiwode。
waiponianqingshicengjiuxiaguoyitiaodeledaodelingshe。
lingsheweilebaoensongjiwowaipoyimeishelingyujiezhi，bingxunuodaitarinachujiezhi，ketongtajiaohuanyigexinyuan。
houlaiwoyangshoujiangjin，waipojingwangxiangyongneimeijiezhiqiangpolingshequwo。
shibasuineinian，wochenglelingshedexinniang，queyezaodaoleshexianzuiyinhendebaofu——
wojiaosuxianyue，shigetianshengdeyinniangniangming。
yeshigesheizhansheidaomeideguitainv。
wochushengneinianzhengfengbainiannandeyiyudedabaoyu，wobaweilejiurenbeiyansizaijiamenkoudeshuikuzhong。
womashangxinguodu，dangwanjiuzaiwobadelingtangqianfanlewobadeguancai。
meiduojiu，womajiuhuaishanglewohedidi。
wodeqinnainaizaidezhiwomayouleguitaidexiaoxihou，weilebuyingxiangzijiafengshui，bawomataozhubozisuozailezuzongcitangli。
yisuojiushizhengzhengbageyue。
bageyuehoudemouye，citangwaidianshanleimingkuangfengzhouyu，leihuopizhonglejiazhongcitanghonghuilezuxianpaiwei。
wonainaipianxinfengshuidashidehuarenweiwomahuailejiazhongdayunreletiannu，dangjinaqijiandaotongpolewomadeduzi，poufuquzi。
nainaicongwomadeduzilixiantaochulewo。
bishiwomayijingyanyanyixibinlinduanqile，nainaipengzhexiaoxiaodewozhixianqicuileju：“youshigebuzhongyongdenvhai！”
suihoujiubawodiuzaipangbiandecaoduili。
dandangtadasuanyongzhenfengshangwomadeduzishi，caifaxianwomadeduzilihaiyouyige。
我妈怀的是龙凤胎！
wolaojiayouyigechuanwen，longfengtaitonggentongmai，huxiangtunshiduifangdeshouyuanqiyun。
xianchushengdeneigehaizihuitunquhouchushengdehaiziyangshou，rangtaduanmingyaozhe。
yushinainaiweilejiwobaliugegen，guoduanchaoqijiandaowangwoxinkouzhalejinqu。
yuanbenwohewomadougaisizaineiyiye，danjiaoxingdeshiwonainaibawozhuangjinhezilixiazanghou，woturanyouyikouqihuanleshanglai。
nainaijiadeyongrenjiwoshaozhishitingjianlewodekusheng，jiubeizhenainaibawocongluanzanggangliwalechulai，maoxianbawosongjileyuanzaigebixianyigepianpixiaozhenshangdewaipo。
waiposhiwomenzheiyidaiweiyideyinmeiren。
yinmei，gumingsiyijiushijisiquderenzuomeidemeipo。
wozixiaojiushenghuozaiwaipojiadeshouyidianli，waipozhuyemaishouyifuyedangyinmei。
ouerpengqiaohaihuitirenzuojiayi。
waipozuodejiayimanxiufanhua，jinyinchanrao，xianhongsixue，sezeanchen。
xiangjileshiyongzhurendexianxuexuanranercheng！
sisuineinian，waipodeshouyidianlilailegepibazidebanxian。
banxianyijiandaowoetoushangneiketaishengdezhushazhi，jiudunshihairanshise，ganjinyaolewodeshengchenbazi，zuoxiaqiazhiyisuan，zhanlikaikou：
“shengyushiyuechuyihanyijiedezishi，zheihaizichushengdeniantoubuhaoshichenyebuhao！
chuyideniangniangming，kexishigeyinniangniang，zhudinghuobuguoshibasui！”
“taetoushangdezheikezhushazhikebushishenmehaodongxi，zheishitadecuimingfu！
shibasuiyidaotajiuyaoxiaquzuoniangniangle，yaoshinengxiangfazibatadezheikezhushazhijinongdiao，huoxutahainengduohuojinian。”
dangwan，wowaipojiubawoanzailexiaomudengshang，nazheyibashaohongdexiaodao，laoyanhanleidichaowomeixincilexialai——
tashuo：“haizia，womenlaoqinjiadeguniangmingbuhao，nimamanianjiqingqingjiubeirenhaisile，wobunengrangniyezhongdao**fuzhe，henimayiyangxiaoxiaonianjijiumeile！guai，renyihui，badongxinongdiaojiubuhuisile。”
yidaocixiaqu，waipohuohuowandiaolewoetoushangdeyikuairou。
womanlianshixuedezaiwaipohuailifafengzhengzha，kuzheqiuwaipobiewanle，kewaipohaishiwojinledaobahenxinjiangwoetouneipianrouquanbuxuelequ......
xuewanrou，wofaqilegaoshao，waipozaijialixiaofangjianzhongshaolezhengzhengsantiandexianglazhiqiancaibawobaoxialai。
dansheiyemeixiangdao，wodeetouyigeyuehouzhangchulexinpi，tongyangdeweizhineikezhushazhijingranhaizai！
wowaipohededangchangjiuliangyanyifanyunsileguoqu。
wanghoujinianwowaipoyizhizaisichuxunzhaoyoudaoxingdexianshengdashijiwopiming，kededaodedaandouruchuyizhe，qiegenbenmeiyoupojiezhifa。
shangxueqijianwowaipozongshidanxinwohuituransidiao，danhaozaiwomingda，shibasuizhiqiandouguodeshunfengshunshui，wubingwuzai。
kedaoleshibasuineinian，wojiukaishidongbudongtuxueyundao，shiquyishi。
erwomeixindeneikezhushazhi，yeriyihongyan......
guancaipuzidelaobantoutouhewowaiposhuo，wodedaxianyaodaole，yinggaitizaojiwoanpaihoushi。
wowaipopianburenming，laoleizonghengdizuozaiwochuangqianlazhewodeshoujiandingshuo：“yueerbiepa，waipoyidingnengzhaodaojiunidefangfa！”
congneitianqi，waipojiukaishibumianbuxiudixiuyijiananhongjiayi。
wozixiaojiuzaiwaipogenqianzhangda，yezhidaohuorenhundejiayishidahongse，zhiyouyinhundejiayicaishianhongheibian，guangxiushuyaozhangqundeyangshi，liangaitoudoushiyongchunheidebukuaixiuzhiercheng。
waipoduineishenjiayiyibaiershifendeshangxin，teyijiaolechunjinsixianquxiu，xiuleyibaiduogeriyecaixiuchengleyijianfenghuangbianhuadehunfu。
bishiwozhidangwaiposhiyoujielexinshengyi，neishenhunfushixiujizhenshangnahuyouqianrenjiaguniangde。
mougexingqitian，wodejiminggaozhongtongxuelaiwojiadeshouyipuziwan。
wanzhewanzhejiufaxianlewowaipoyazaixiangdideneishenhunfu。
nvtongxuemenduiguishenzhishibijiaohaoqi，juedexinxian，jiunachuleneishenhunfulunliushichuan。
wozuzhibule，zhinengyanzhengzhengderenyoutamenjianghunfutaozaishenshang。
keshileyiquan，yemeiyigenvhainengchuanshangneishenhualideyishang。
houlaitamenbazhuyidadaolewotoushang，xinaozhebaquwodeyifuqiangxingjiwochuanshangleneijiandahongjiayi。
zheiyichuancaifaxian，neishenanhongsexiumanbianhuadegudaihunfujianzhijiuxiangshianzhewodechicunliangshendingzhiyiban，chuanzaishenshangwanquanheshi！
nvtongxuemenjianzhuangdoufenfenqihongdiaokanwoyihouyaoquzuoguixinniang。
erwaipohuilaihoujiandaozheiyimuyebingmeiyoushengqi。
zhishidaidaidikanlewohenjiu，zuihouyiweishenzhangdetankouqi，ziyanziyudishuo：“kanlai，doushitianyi。”
songzouneixienvtongxue，woxinxudibajiayituoxialaihaijiwaipo。
woxiangwaipodaoqian，waipoquemozhewodenaodaicixiangyixiao，shuo：“shahaizi，zheibenlaijiushishuyunidedongxi。”
neishihouwohaibuxiaodewaipozheijuhuadeyisi，zhizhidaowaipohoulaiyoubaneishenjiayibaobeidediehao，fangjinleyizhihongqimuxiangzili，yazaileyijuzuishenchu。
直到那年七月半。
qingchenwogangcongchuangshangpaqilai，waipojiujiwodewumingzhishangtaoleyimeishexingdebaiyujiezhi。
neibaiyujiezhisezetitou，jingyingshuiliang，shishuitouzuihaodebingzhongxueyu。
jiemianshangdeyushexuxurusheng，panweierwo，fangfosuishidounengcongjiezhishanghuoguolai。
waipogaosuwo，tanianqingdeshihoujiuguoyitiaoshe。
neishigededaodeshexian，lingshezhongdeshewang。
shewangdangnianganniantadejiumingzhienliujitayimeishelingyujiezhi，bingchengnuoyihouyoushenmenanchuhuozhexinyuankeyinazheimeijiezhiquzhaotajiaohuan。
erwaipobazheimeijiezhijiaojiwo，shixiangyijiezhiweimei，biposhewangquwo。
waiposhuo，zhiyoushewangqulewowocainengcengshewangdeyunhuoxiaqu。
yushidangwan，waipojiujiwochuanshangleneijianzhonggongcixiubianhuaxuanlideanhongjiayi，gaishangleyizhangheisexiuhongseshuangxidegaitou，bawotuijinletatiqianbuzhihaodehunfangli。
hunfangzhonglongfenggaozhurandehuoliang，zhuozishangbaizhepeilinghundelaosiyang——hongzao、huasheng、guiyuan、lianzi......
dahongdechouduanguamanzhenggewofang，chuanghushangtiemanlehongsexizi，yijizangzhechengbaishangqianzhanghuangfu！
waipohaiteyisongjinlaiyiluxiang，jushuosheleizuixicixiang，yidanxishi，jiuhuikongzhibuzhudedongqing，**dafa......
waiposhixiangjiangshewangkunzaiwodefangli，yong**yinyoushewanghewodongfang！
kewoneihuiziyehainianjixiao，shibasuidenianhuanalixiangguojiarenzheihuishi，genghekuangwaiporangwojiadehaishitiaoshe。
wohaipadizuozaixichuangshangningzhexiuzi，dingzhegaitouhunshendouzaifadou。
denglelianggeduoxiaoshihaimeidengdaoshewang，shenshangdejiayidaoxianbeihanshuijintoule......
zhongyu，wuyeshierdianzhongshengxiangqideneiyicha，yiguqiangjingdeyinfengmengdipokaichuangzi，zhuangjinlefangzhong。
wohedecanghuangwanghoutui，danxiayimiaowodexiahejiubeiyishuangqiangyoulideshouhenhenqianzhu——
nanrenchenzhongdechuanxicongtoudingchuanlai，shayasangyinlitouzhelengliedezenge：
“benzuoshikanzaitajiuguobenzuoyihuidefenshang，caijiletazheimeijiezhi，meixiangdaonimenrenleirucitanxinbuzu，jingganwangxiangbipobenzuoquqin！”
weiyinjiazhong，tazhijiandeliliangyesuizhishoujin，muzhiyushizhiyongliqiajinwodeshuangsai，henbudeniesuiwodeyaguan。
wotengdaotoupijinbengtounaofahun，saishanghuoliaobandejutongfasuan，yapoganqiangdaowodiaoyanlei......
woxiangchushengqiurao，ketagenbenbujiwozheigejihui，kacayisheng，shengshengqiadiaolewodexiaba！
wodunshibiaochuleliangxingyanlei，mengzhegaitouzhinengxuruodidaozaichuangshangfachuduancudewuwutongkusheng......
wohaipa，kewobuganpao，wopatashalewo。
waipozaiwuneiguahuangfudianmixiangdejudongchedijinuleta，tadafanlexianglu，baolidiyibazhuazhuwodegebobawocongchuangshanglinqilai。
xianggegangcongdifupashanglaidexiuluoeguiban，yiziyijuzaiwoerbiandao：
“jiranzheimexiangzuoshedenvren，benzuochengquanni！”