第1章
“xiaoshishu，buhaole，dashijiechushile！”
guigumendixiadedizilaibao。
xuyoudunshinaohailifuxianchuyigeedanlian、chengshuwenzhongdenvren，tawanzhexiufa，daizhechongnidexiao，cengjingzaixiaoshihouzuiweizhaoguta。
juliqiweishijiemenxiashanyijingyousannianle，queyizhimeiyoudashijieluoshuiyundexiaoxi。
haoburongyiyoudashijiedexiaoxi，zenmepianpianjiushihuaixiaoxi？
“出什么事了？”
徐悠当即追问。
“dashijiezaichangyushiyiyuanchouzijidexuejiurenyundaoleguoqu，kebingrendebingqingmeiyouhaozhuan，chixuehua，xianzaibingrendejiashuduzaiyiyuan，yaochougandashijiedexuejiuren，yiyuanderenkuaiyaodangbuzhule！”
neidizihuanlekouqi，shensejiaojidao。
“什么！”
徐悠顿时震怒！
dashijiexindishanliang，shanzhangyishu，zhudongchouzijidexuejiuren，xianzaiyunleguoqu。
quemeixiangdaobingrendejiashubujinbuganen，faneryaochougandashijiedexue，yongtademingqujiuren！
简直是厚颜**！
“jiwozhunbeizhanji，woyaolikeganwangchangyushiyiyuan！”
徐悠吩咐道。
zicongshifupiguxiuxing，xuyoujieguoguigumendedanzi，tajiulijingtuzhi，rangguigumenguangfanjiechushehuishili，pingjieguigumentianxiadiyideshilizhanlutoujiao，xianzaiyijingchengweileyanxiazuiweikongbudeshili。
ertaxuyou，zuoweiguigumendedaibiao，yechengweileyanxiagedashilizuijingweidecunzai。
“是！”
dizitingling，jimangdakaishanmen，rangheisedezhanjiluchuliuxianxingdeshenqu，yiguyingbanjianruideqishitengkongerqi，zhengshixuyoucongkongjundalaoneiliyaolaide，shijieshangzuixianjindezhanji——tianyingwudai！
“轰！”
xuyouzuoshangzhanji，zhanjihongyishengdianhuo，wanrupaodanbandansheqibu，sudulingrenzashe，buguobanmiaojiuchuxianzaitianji，tuochuzhangzhangdeliuxingweiyan。
danzheiyangxuyouhaishibumanyi，taimanle，taimanle！
xuyoumengdicaixiayoumen，rangtianyingwudaidesududadaoleyigejizhi，shenzhizaitiankongzhongmocachulehuoguang！
“xiaoshishu，zaijiasudehuafeijihuibaofeide！”
dizijimangzaierjizhongjinggao。
nuhouyisheng，xuyouchediaoerji，jiashitianyingwudai，wanruliuguangchaozhechangyushiyiyuanzhisheerqu！
dashijie，yidingyaodengwo！
小师弟来救你了！
yucitongshi，changyushiyiyuandeshoushushizhengbeituantuanweizhu。
“kuairangkai！douchouxuejiuwonverle，zenmenengtingxialai？jiwojixuchouxue，fouzewojiuzalenimenyiyuan！”
menkoudenvrenlingzheyiqunhunhun，zhigaoqiangdao。
“buxing！zaichouxuedehualuojiejiehuiside，ninverbenlaijiuyaomeimingle，shiluojiejiehaoxinchushou，xianzaininverjiubuhuole，nipingshenmeyaohaisiluojiejie？”
xiaohushisisihuzhedamen。
“heng！tanengyouzheimehaoxin？shuobudingjiushitahaisiwodenver，woyaotayiqipeizang！”
mianmuzhengningdenvrenhenhenbaxiaohushishuaizaiyibian，xiaohushiwulidaozaidishang，xindishengqiyigujuewang。
luojiejie，woyijingjiguigumenfalexinhao，zenmeyidiandongjingdoumeiyou。
nixinxinnianniandexiaoshidi，tashenmeshihoulaijiurena？
“jiwochouxue，fouzewojiuzhijieshaleta！”
shoushushili，nvrennaqishoushudao，zhizhexianruhunmideluoshuiyun，weixiezheshoushulisuoyoudeyisheng。
“按照她说的做。”
changyushiyiyuandeyuanzhangzhangweibaowenshengganlai。
mianqiandezheigenvrenshichangyushoufuqianyuedeqingren，tadenveryeshichangyushoufuweiyidesishengnv，dasuanrangtajichengqianjiadejiaye。
zhiyuluoshuiyun，zhishiyigexiangcunguolaixuexi，zhangdehenhaokandenvyisheng。
shuzhongshuqing，zhangweibaogenbenyongbuzhexuan。
“是。”
yishengmenmeiyoubanfa，zhinenganzhaozhangweibaodefenfu。
“不要！”
kanzheyishengbayoucuyouzhangdechouxueguanzaicizhajinleluoshuiyundeshoubei，xiaohushixinzhongdejuewanggengshen。
ketazhendexiangbuchurenhebanfa。
dingzhebutingbeichouchuxianxue，mianseyuelaiyuecangbaideluoshuiyun，xiaohushiyuelaiyuejiaoji，xinzhongyeyuelaiyuemaiyuan。
luojiejie，nishenshenxinrendexiaoshidigenbenbuhuilaile！
jiuzaixiaohushizheiyangxiangdeshihou，huranmenwaichuanlaiyizhenjudadexiangsheng。
轰！
轰！
轰！！！
haosidianshanleiming，wanrutaifengguojing，zhijianyigemianrongqingxiudenanrenyijiaotikailedamen。
“大姐！”
xuyouyikanjianshoushuneideqingkuang，dunshihuoqizhichongchongwangshangyong。
yizherenxin，cengjingchengshuwenzhong、zhaoguzijidedajieluoshuiyun，taxianzailianshangmeiyourenhexiaorong，faneryuelaiyuecangbai，yuelaiyueshiqushengqi。
eryipangshiluoshuiyunhaoxinhaoyichushouxiangjiudexiaonvhai，xiaonvhaidemuqinshuangyanxuehong，bujinbuganen，haiyaoleluoshuiyundeming！
wangenfuyi，chusheng，jianzhichushenga！
bu，goudouzhidaoganxierenleidebangzhu，zheixierenquebuhui！
简直畜生不如！
“你想干什么！”
zhangweibaobuzhisihuodizhanchulai，xiangyaobaxuyoulanzhu。
“你是谁？”
xuyoubushilanshawuguderen。
“woshichangyuyiyuandeyuanzhangzhangweibao，xianzaiwomenzhengzaijinxingshoushu，qingnilikechuqu！”
张韦保居高临下道。
“shoushu？haisiwojiejiedeshoushu？”
xuyouxiaole，xiaodehenwuqing，jiejie，zheijiushiheniyiqigongzuodeyuanzhang，xianzaiweiletaohaobiereneryaolenideming！
“滚！”
xuyouyijiaobazhangweibaotifeizaiqiangshang，bangeshenzidouxianrulejinqu，shifenkongbu。
piankehouzhangweibaocaicongqiangshanghualuoxialai，shuaiduanleqibagengutou，tengdecanjiaolianlian，xiangcheyiyuan，wanruguikulanghao。
“ni，niyaohaisiwonver！”
nvrenfengleyiyang，yanjianzhexuyoubalechouxueguan，jiuxianglangyiyangpuleguolai。
“蠢货！”
xuyouzuoweiguigumendexiaoshishu，jingtongguigumensuoyoujuexue，baokuoyishu。
tayiyanjiukanchulaixiaonvhaidebingbujiandan，jiusuanchouguangleshijiedexueyejiubuhao，zhihuibaibailangfeishijiedexingming。
“jiejie，shidilaile，yiqiedoujiaojiwo。”
xianjianghaizaixuruodeluoshuiyunanzhihao，xuyoucaikaishizheshoujiuzhizheigexiaonvhai。
ruguoxuyouxianzaijiansibujiudehua，dengluoshuiyunxinglai，yitadexingziyidinghuishifenzizehenanguo，suiranxiaonvhaidemuqinhenkee，danhaizishiwugude。
henkuai，xuyounachuyitaoyinzhen，dasuanjixiaonvhaishizhenduqi，zanqiebaozhutadexingming，dengluoshuiyunxinglai，zaishangliangzhiliaodefazi。
“lairen！kuai，kuaibazheigerenjiwodasi，tayaohaisiwonver！”
jianxuyounazhexizhangdeyinzhenduizhunlexiaonvhaidenaodai，nvrenjimangbabuyuanchudedahanmenjiaoleguolai。
“haisininverderenzhihuishini，chunhuo！”
饶是徐悠也怒了！