第1章

(bengushichunshuxugou,ruyouleitong,chunshuzuozheguyiweizhi。)

(benzuopinshuyubanjiakongleizuopin,yixierenwudeshenfen、shedingkenenghuijinxingxieweidegenggai。)

(qiandaoqu,yifumenkeqiankebuqian,wanyihuoleni?)

doushuodaqinfumiezhihou,shihuangyijingjuehou。

ranershirenbingbuzhixiao,haiyouyizhishihuangyimaidedixiyinxingmaiming,zaitaiyuanzhagen。

congciyiguoweixing,yanxushihuangxuemaidetongshi,dengdaishijiliqiufuguo。

玄武山

yimingshengaoyizhangdegaodananzi,zhengzaihuiwuzheyiganfangtianhuaji。

nanzijinguanshenzhebuyi,quekanqilaiweifenglinlin,qishiyujindefangtianhuajizaiqizhangzhongyouruwuwu。

huxiaodefengsheng、senlengdehanguang,jiaozhizaichangzhong。

【ding,bangdingduixianglvbuzhengzaiqinfenlianwu,zhurenduiyufangtianhuajishuliandu+1.】

“呼!”

“shidi,liangongbunuli,rihouruhenengjiangongliye?”

gaodananzizaishualezuihouyizhaohou,chujierlikanxiangyipangtangzaishitoushang,diaozheyigengouweibacaodeqingnian。

qingnianershisuichutoudemoyang,shengaojiuchiduo,yingjunshuaiqi。

napashilvbudouyouxiexianmu。

pingshenmezijichuchudouburuta。

meitanengda,meitayingjun,meitajiashihao。

duile,wobitagaoyidian!

“shixiong,nuliruguoyouyongdehua,haipindieganma?”

“nendieyoushabeijingma?”

qinzhaotuchukouzhongdegouweibacao,zuoqishenzikanxianglvbudao。

“...”

“我...”

“shidi,wojiuwenni,wozheijishuadeshuaima?”

beiqinzhaoyijuhuashuodeyouxiepofang,lvbulikehuafengyizhuan。

“nihuidewoyehui,erqiewobinizhangdeshuai。”

“danwentishinizaizenmelianyemeiyong,shifudewuyibiniqiangba?”

“danshini?haibushiyibeizibaoguowumen,kaozheshoutudizhuandianyanglaojin。”

“nengdayoushenmeyong,chulaihunyaojiangbeijing,yaojiangshili。”

“nikankanxianzaizheishidao,napashigegongcao、lizhang,meiyougebeijingnidoumeijihuigan。”

qinzhaoyaoleyaotou,jixudushedao。

lvbutingzheshididedushe,yanjiaobujinweiweichouchu。

wozhefangtianhuajideshou,yerenbuzhuqingqingdizhandou。

好想捅他啊!

xiangguixiang,danshijingguozheimeduoniandecantongjiaoxun,rangtamingbaiyijianshi,zijizheigeshixiongganbuguozheigeshidi。

“zihao,niyouzaibianpaiweishi!”

jiuzaizheishi,yimingshenchuancubuyidelaozheshenseyinchendezouleguolai。

laozhehuxuhuabai,bachiyudeshentiyouruyiganzhangqiangbanbizhi。

mouguangxili,youruyingsun。

lairenzhengshiqinzhaoyulvbudeshifu,jishengliyan。

“wonaganbianpaininna,ninshitianxiadiyiji,sishinianqianliyaqiangshendetianxiadiyi。”

jianzhuang,qinzhaolikezhengsedao。

“heng,hehe,ququxumingeryi。”

liyanpoweishouyongdeyangqitou,yilianaorandixiaolexiao。

“jiushiyibeizizoubushangshitu、rubulebianzhi,beijianshengwangyueyaleyitoueryi。”

“buguobuaishi,suirantachenggongrulebianzhi,dannindewugonggaoa,wangyuedabuguoni。”

zhengzailiyanjiaoaodeshihou,qinzhaodehuayouchuanrudaoletadeerzhong。

“wo...nitu...e...ai..ya...”

mianduizijitudiyidaoyidaodechuozijixinwozi,liyanzhiganjueyizhentianxuandizhuan。

“师父!”

“师父!”

yankanzheliyanshentiyaohuangzhejiuyaoyundao,qinzhao、lvbulikepaoshangqianlaijiangqifuzhu。

“shifu,nihaihaoba?”

qinzhaomanlianguanqiediwendao。

beilianggetudifuzhe,liyankanzhezijideguanmendiziqinzhao,neixiechuoxinwozidehuayubuduandehuidangzainaohaizhong。

“wo...wo...ou~”

yuexiangyueqizhixia,yikoulaoxuepenlechulai。

“zheimedandeyanse,zheishiyayinxueba...”

秦昭眼角微微抽搐。

“yayinxue...neimingbaile!”

lvbuhuangrandawu,ranhouduiqinzhaodilegeyanse。

“shixiong,shifuyousile!!”

“shidi,kuaibieshuole,zhijiechubinba,wopingshidalehaojikouguancai,zhiqianshifuyongleliangkou,xianzaihaiyouwukouni。”

shixiongdierrenkanzhetangzaidishangdeliyan,shuozhebianchaokufangzouqu。

zheishiliyansidedisanci,shangshangciheshuiqiangsi,shangyicichifanyesi,zheiyicibeitamenqisi,yicibiyiciliqi,tamendouyijingxiguanle。

人老了之后就爱玩。

jiranshifuyuanyiwan,neijiupeitawanba!

zuoyouzaishanshangyewushikezuo。

...

gaoshan、gufenyijiyikuaimutoudiaokedemubei。

“wuwuwu,shifu,nizenmejiuzheimezouleya。”

lvbuguizaifenqian,tongkuliutidihanzhe。

kanzhewawadakudelvbu,qinzhaoyizhenaohui,zijizenmejiubashifujiqisileya。

“shixiong,biekule,shifutalaorenjiazaitianzhiling,kendingyebuxiwangkandaowomenzheimeshangxinde。”

tongyangguizaifenqiandeqinzhaoyanzhongqinzhelei,kaikouquanshuodao。

“haibushiyinweini,jiushinibashifujiqisile。”

“pingshiqiqiwoyejiubale,shifutazheibeizidouguobuqudekan,nizenmenengdangzhetamianshuoa。”

“nizheibushichuotaxinwozima?”

“talaorenjiadouqishiduole,kangdezhunizheilianzhupaoyiyangdezuima?”

lvbuyilianzebeideshuluodao。

“wo...woyemeixiangdaoshifutalaorenjiazheimecuiruoa。”

“zaishuole,shitazuotianzijishuode,wangshiyouruguoyanyunyan,tadouyijingkankaileya。”

“wozhishishitanyixiata,kankantadaodifangmeifangxia,sheinengxiangdaotazuishangshuodehaohaode,qishigenbenjiumeifangxiaa。”

qinzhaozizedeguizaidishang。

“shifua,nisidehaocana!”

“师父啊!”

lvbuyuetingyueshangxin,duizhemubeijiukaishikukuketou。

噗——

“**!”

“shixiongnikan,neishishenme!”

jiuzaizheishi,tubaoshangturanshenchuleyizhishou,hedeqinzhaorenbuzhubaolegecukou。

“hainengshisha,shifubeiniqihuolebei!”

“快挖呀!”

lvburoulerouyanjing,quedingneishiyizhizaibaotudeshouhou,likeqishenpaoleshangqu。

ganggangmaishangdefenbao,youbeierrenyijiliyandeshoujiwalekailai。

“nimenlianggenitu,maizhiqianbunengnongqingchuma?”

“ganggangchadianmeibiesiwo。”

liyantangzaimaocaowuneidechuangbanshang,qinaodishuodao。

“shifu,nimeishizhenshitaihaole。”

lvbuguizaichuangtou,wozheliyandeshoudao。

“还是你孝顺。”

“shifu,ganggangmainideshihou,shixionghaixingfendezainifentoushangmianbengleliangxia。”

“nitu...nituwa!”

“shidi,nibuyaozaishuole,zaizheiyangxiaqushifuyoudesile。”

“nimenlianggenitu,jiwogun!”

...

官道上

fengshachuidongzhekucao,chaozheyuanfangfangun。

yimingshengaoyizhangyouyuheyimingshengaojiuchiyudeqingnianbingjianzouzhe。

“douguaini,haidewobeishifuzhuchushimenle。”

lvbukangzhefangtianhuaji,yilianshiluodeshuodao。

“zenmenengguaiwo,shibushinizaishifudefenshangbengdi?”

qinzhaopielelvbuyiyan,meihaoqidishuodao。

“neiniyebunengshuochulaia。”

lvbushenganyumendehandao。

“ganzuobugandang,suanshenmedazhangfu。”

qinzhaoyifudayilinrandemoyang,shuodao。

“我...”

lvbulianseshuadeyixiajiuhongle,hunshendoufangfozaifachujinggaojinggaodeshengyin。

“shixiong,jinhouyoushenmedasuan?”

qinzhaokanzhehongzheliandelvbu,xunwendao。

“我去找我夫人。”

tingdaoqinzhaowenqi,lvbulikeshuodao。

“hao,zhenghaowoyeyoudianxiangsaofuren。”

秦昭正色道。

“嗯?”

lvbuxiayishidepiantoukanxiangqinzhao。

“saofurenluodebingzi。”

“heng,zheihaichabuduo。”

tingzheqinzhaodejieshi,lvbuzheicaishirandedianlediantou。

yuanbenlvbuzaojiudaolexiashandenianji,danshiyouyuliyannianmaiyijingwubudongfangtianhuaji,yushilvbujiuliuzaileshanshangbangmangzhidian。

erlvbumuqiandejiajiuzaixuanwushanfujindecunzili。