第5章 忽悠失败

ailanglvjunyuxuronghuihele,xurongxingchongchongdiwendao:“jiangjunkecengdaizhulecaocao?”

ailangbudongshengsediyaoleyaotou,dao:“beitapaodiaole。”

xurongyiliankexideyangzi。ailangyanjiangejunhaizaizhuishaweigongcaojun,dao:“buzhidaohuibuhuihaiyouzhuibingganlai,womenganjinchetuiba。”xurongshenyiweirandidianlediantou。

xurongjunhelvbujuntingzhileduicancuncaojundezhuiji,helongyichuxiangxibianchetui。taoguoyijiedecaojunyedouwuxinzaizhan,fenfenchaodongbiantuiqu。

caocaozoulebuyuan,shoulongcanbing,faxianyuanbendeliangwanbingmazhishengxiabudaoyibanle,suoxingjianglingmendouzai。xiahoudunqinaodimadao:“zenmeqitazhuhoudoubujianbangerenying?tamendoupaodaonaliqule?”

caocaoliansesenhan,yanshenzhongyunhanzhewubiannuqi,dao:“quluoyang!”suijibianlvlingshouxiacanbingchaoluoyangganqu。

diertianzaoshang,lvbujunhexurongjuntuidaolemianchifujin。gejunjiangshirenkunmafa。jiuzaizheishi,houfangchuanlaijicudematisheng。zhongrenbuyoudeniutouwangqu,zhijianliangqimayiqianyihoujichierlai。

xurongdangjijinzhangdiwendao:“shizhuibingma?”

ailangjianduifangqishixiongxiongsuiranzhiyouliangqiquejingransanfachushuwanqibingcaiyoudeqishi,dangjibugandaiman,xialingdajuntingxialiezhen。xurongjunhelvbujunsuiranzaishifenpibeizhishi,buguoyijiuxunsuliechenglezhandouduixing。ailang、zhangliao、gaoshun、xurongdamalaidaojunqian。yanjianneiliangqirutongkuangbiaoyibanzhibendaoqianfangshushibukaiwailezhu,zhanmarenlierqi,fachuyishenglongyin,mashangliangyuanshaonianjiangjunyingqibofahaosizhanshenxiafanyiban。ailangjinbuzhuyanjingyiliang,zandao:“taliangrenhenbucuodeyangzi!”

zhijianzuoceneigeshaonianjiangjuntizhezhangqiangqianchu,zhizheailanghedao:“lvbu,woyaoqunixiangshangrentou!”

xurongdanu,hemadao:“ruchouweigandexiaozi,dangzhenshidayanbucan!jiupingnimenyexiangyuwenhoujiaoshou!”

ailangxiaozhebailebaishou,suijiduineishaonianjiangjundao:“nishishenmeren?”

neishaonianjiangjunbaqiangyiheng,hedao:“wonaixiliangmachao!”

ailangwenyandengshihuangrandawu,shangshangxiaxiadidaliangzhemachao,poyouxieliukoushuidemoyang。pangbiandexurongjianzhuang,buyoudebeijishenghan。

ailangdemuguangluodaolelingyiweishaonianjiangjundeshenshang,jiantabaimayinqiangjunlangbufan,yiguyingqizhichongxiaohan,bujinxintouyidong,wendao:“ni,nandaoshichangshanzhaozilong?”

zhaoyungandaoyouxieqiguai,wozhezhangqiangbaoquandao:“zaixiazhengshizhaoyun。zuorilvjiangjunbugugerenanweihuiruzhongweizhengjiubeiweidebuxia,zaixiashenganjingpei!ranzejiangjunrucizhongqingzhongyi,queweiheyaoweiguozeidongzhuoxiaoli?jiangjunruonengqiantouming,dingjiangchengweidahandongliangzhicai!”

ailangheheyixiao,dao:“zilong,wowenni,nishibushijuedehanchaohuangdidangquan,laobaixingjiuyouhaoriziguo?”

zhaoyunyileng,bujiediwendao:“jiangjunciyanheyi?”

ailangmianluchaofengzhise,dao:“hanchaozheijidaihuangdi,qishichukaineigekaiguohuangdiliuxiuzhiwai,youyigexiangyangdema?zhiguzijixiangshou,wanquanbuguanbaixingsihuo,kejuanzashuimingmuzhiduojianzhishubuguolai。zaitamendetongzhizhixia,youduoshaorenmaiermainv,youduoshaorenliulishisuo,youyouduoshaorenesijietou?yaobushizheiyang,zenmehuiyouhuangjinzhiluan,zhangjiaoneijigeyaorenzenmekenengshandongdelelaobaixingqilaizaofan?riziyaoshinengguoxiaqu,sheiyuanyizaofan?tianxiazenmehuibianchengzheigeyangzi?zaiwokanlai,dong,dongtaishikebihuangdiyaohaodeduole!”

zhaoyunzhouzhemeitou,mianlusicunzhise。

machaozaojiudengdebunaifanle,hedao:“feihuashaoshuo,naminglai!”shuozhebiancematingqiangzhichaoailangchongqu。

ailanghahadaxiao,cemachongchuyingshanglemachao,liangrendazhanqilai。zhijianmachaoshouzhongdelongqiqiangrufeilongtengyun,qishiwanjun,hanguanghaosishandian,shajizhenrenxinpo!xurongyuanbenmeijiangzheilianggeshaonianjiangjunfangzaiyanli,ranercikejiandaomachaodewuli,quebujinmiansecanbailenghanzhiliule!

ailangyumachaojiaozhanwushihuihebufenshengfu,yanjianduifanggongshiyuelaiyuemengqishiyuelaiyuesheng,zhenrutongmenghuxiashan,bujinjingtanbuyi,anzizantandao:nanguaichuanshuomachaobuxiayulvbu,takezhenshilihaia!!

ailangdaqijingshen,guqiquanliyingzhan,nuhoushengzhong,fangtianhuajiwudongkailai,zhijianhanguangmantianzhuangdeduifanglongqiqiangpingpingpangpangzuoxiang。zhandaobashiyuhuihe,ailangjianjianzhanjuleshangfeng。

zhengzaiguanzhandezhaoyundanxinmachaoyoushanshi,dangjicuimatingqiangjiaruzhantuan。tazheiyilailikelingailanggandaoyalidouzeng,zhijianzhaoyunyinqiangshandong,haosiyidaodaodianguanghengkongluanfei,qixunjihenlajingransihaobuzaimachaozhixia!liangjiangweizheailangmenggong,rutongzoumadengsidezhuanquan,zhishaderiyuewuguangfengyunbianse!haoyichanglongzhenghudou!shuangfangdazhanbaiyuhuihebufenshengfu。buguomachaozhaoyundegongshiqueshiyuelaiyuemenglie,erailangquejianjiandiyouxiezuozhiyouchule。ailangyongyoudelvbushentisuiranqianghanjuelun,ranzeduishoumachaozhaoyunyedoushigaishimengjiang,tayiyidierhaishinanyipidide。

ranerjiuzaizheishi,zhaoyunqueturantuichulezhanquan。machaogandaoqiguai,xiayishidiyetuichulezhanquan,wenzhaoyundao:“zenmele?”

zhaoyunkanzheyouxieqichuanyuyudilvbudao:“woerrenlianshouzhanleyibaiduohuihedouzhanbuxiata,qikezaizhan?zaizhe,lvbulianlianaozhan,womenqueshiyiyidailao,jiusuanshengleyeshishengzhibuwu!”machaozheicaixiangdaozheixie,bujindianlediantou。suijichonglvbujiaodao:“lvbu,jinrizanqiebashou,lairidingyaoyunifenchugecixionglai!”

xuronglengshengdao:“haixiangzouma?”suijiyihuishou,dajunyongdongbianyaoshangqianweisha。

ailangtaiqifangtianhuaji,yangshengdao:“doubuyaodong,fangtamenzou。”zhongjunliketingxia。

zhaoyunbaoquandao:“duoxie。”suijilezhuanmatou,feichierqu。machaoyelezhuanmatouqule。ailangyangshenghandao:“wei!wohenxihuannimen,xiangxiangwogangcaishuodehua,wozaizhangandengzhenimen!”liangrenbingmeiyouhuiyingailang,shenyinghenkuaiyueguoqianfangdeshanqiuxiaoshibujianle。

xurongtoutoudiwangleailangyiyan,xinlifanqiledigu:‘zheilvbubuhuiyoulongyangzhipiba?’yinianzhici,xurongbuyoudedalegehanzhan,xiayishidiyuanlileailangyidian。

caocaogandaoluoyang,jianluoyangwuyang,buyoudesonglekouqi。suijitingshuozhongzhuhouzhengzaihuanggongdatingyanhui,buyoudenuhuozhongshao,gandaohuanggongdadian。

zhengzaihuanyinzhongzhuhouturankanjianlelangbeibukandicaocao,dengshibiandeyaquewushengle。mateng、gongsunzanxiuyujiancaocao,zhuangzuoditouyinjiu。yuanshaoduiqixiaolian,xiaodao:“mengdexiongzhuijidongzhuo,xiangbidahuoquanshengleba?”

caocaoshuangyanyideng,zhizhezhongrennuhoudao:“rudengbailei,wocaomourendahaonaner,xiuyuyurudengweiwu!”yuluobianfuxiuerqu。zhongrenmianmianxiangqu,qifenshifenganga。yuanshulengxiaoyisheng,chaofengdao:“liangtazhuijidongzeibucheng,fanersunshicanzhong,tazheishinaoxiuchengnu。”jigezhuhoulikechuyanfuhe。

jiuzaizheishi,yimingxiaoxiaobenlejinlaibingbaodao:“qibingzhugong,caocaolvjunliqule。”yuanshaoeleyisheng,daoyebushiruheguanxindetaidu。

sunjianhelekoujiu,fangxiajiubei,dao:“caocaodeshiqingbubiquguan,xianzaiwomengaishangliangyanxiadeshiqing。zheiluoyangzongsuanshiwanzhengshoufule,keshigaijiaojisheilaiguanlini?”

zhongrenhuwangleyiyan,doutaiduaimeideyangzi,meiyoushuohua。jizhoucishihanfushouxianzhanqilaidao:“womenlianjunjiranshiyiyuanshaodarenweimengzhu,rujinluoyangshoufu,ziranyingdangjiaoyouyuanshaoguanli。”jigezhuhoufenfenfuhe。

yuanshuquemeiyouzuosheng,sunjianzelenglengyixiao。lizaisunjianbeihoudesuncedashengdao:“suhuashuodehao,chengdagongzheshoudaren!jinriwomennenggouquzhudongzeishoufuluoyang,quanyinwojiangdongzidiyuxueshachanggongposishuiguanzhigu,wofusuolizhigong,herennengbi?luoyangliyingjiaojiwofuqinguanli!”

yuanshaoyouxienaohuodemoyang,queyemeifachuyanfanbo。jiangmuguangtoujiangleyuanshu。yuanshuqueguzuobujue。

yuanshaobujinanma,yanjianciqingjing,zijiyebuhaoyingyaoluoyang,zhidedao:“cishironghouzaiyi,jintianjiudaociweizhi,dajiadouhuiquxiuxiba。”zhongrenfenfenqishen,liqule。

lingyibian,ailanghexurongtuiruletongguan,zheishiliangrenjiedaoledongzhuofazizhangandemingling,lingxuronglvsuobubingmahuitongtongguanshoujunshouweitongguan,bingzhaolvbuhuizhanganshuzhi。ailangyuxurongzaitongguanfenkai,ailanglvlingshouxiabingmayiluganlaizhangan。lushangsuojiandaoyehaisuananning,baixinghaisuananjuleye,wanquanmeiyoushishuzhongsuowei‘dongzhuojiejiaxiqian,shijirushanaihaobianye’dejingxiang。buguojushuokaojintongguandejigezhouxiandebaixingqueshibeiqiangxingqianlaileguanzhong,danyejibenshangmeiyoujianyinlulvedeshiqingfashengyiqiedouhaisuanpingjing。

xiangxiang,ailangbianmingbaile。xieshishudeneixierenzunxunzherujiazhongjundesixiang,ziranhuijijindihuizhinengshi,bijingdongzhuosuanshigezaofanzhe。qishidongzhuogenbenjiumeidaolihuluancanhaibaixing,yinweizaizheigeshidai,renkouqishishizuizhongyaodeziyuan,zhiyouyourenkoucainengyourengengzhongtudi,yourenshengchanwupin,yourenpijiazhijianweiqimaiming。chufeijiadongzhuoshigefengzi,fouzezenmehuiqupohuaishoushangzuizhongyaodeziyuanni?rucizuofaqishijiuhezishameiyouliangyang。houlailiubeiyeqiangxingqianxixinyedengdidebaixing,yeshiyinweirenkoushizuizhongyaodeziyuandeyuangu,zhishishenweiliuhuangshu,shishuquebataqianxibaixingshuochengshiwubirencidexingweile。