第2章
偏殿。
dongzhuozuozaiyongbaihupijingxipuhaodedachuangshang，simianlinlangmanmudewupin，zhenggehuanjingjiutouluzheshehua！
sangemeinv，shenpiqingshazaizijishenbian，yongxiaomianliqingqingchuidazhezijidesizhi。
lianggeandatui，yigeanjianbang！
mianqianzheigegujiyousanbaipingmideketingzhong，haiyoushiduomingtongyangshenzheqingshademiaolingnvzi，zhengbanzheleshengqiwu。
neiqingshahonghonglvlvzizi，yansebuyi，danyouyidianxiangtong。
doushishadongxidouzhebutaizhu，banloubuloudezhuangtai。
这特么谁顶得住啊！
dongzhuojuedezijibixuedoukuailiuchulaile。
dangqianmianjigexiarenfengmingqushacaocaodeshihou，zheishiduogemeinvjiuyuguanerru，ranhou......
按摩！
奏乐！
起舞！
dongzhuocaleyixiakoushui，neixinshuofuziji。
这是原主的人设。
eheng，laidoulaile，ruxiangsuisu！
xinxiangzhe，dongzhuoshitanxingdechaozheneixianxideyaozhihuanleguoqu。
huanchengqianshizaidajieshang，yigesanbaijindepangzi，xiangyaobaozheimeyigemeinv，zhipaneigenvhaihuilikekukutitibaojing！
danshixianzai，mianduibizijiyaohaicudeshoubei，neigejibushanbubi，shenzhihaizhudongcengleshanglai......
xianyaoruhuai，dongzhuojuedezijilinghundoumale！
youxieshiqing，yebunengquanguaiyuanzhua！
jiuchiroulin，hedengkuaile，zenmenengrangxitongkouchumouxiangjinengni？
不行，绝对不行！
正想着，下人来报。
“xiangguo，xiaorensizui！meiliuzhucaocao，rangcaocaopaole！”
金琼慌忙来报！
“weishenmehuibeipaole，daofushouchiganfandeme？”
董卓面色难看。
caocaoshidadi，zheiyipao，kanlaihulaoguandejuqingshigaibulele。
hulaoguanjuqinggaibule，neilvbuxianzaijiubunengsha。
buranhuaxiongbeiguanyukanle，sheidaliuguanzhang？
yuanxiandongzhuodeshexiangshi，xianshacaocao，denglvbuyihuilailezhihou，yebalvbujikanle，zaixietianziyilingzhuhou，jiandan、posu、anle！deguowanweilaijishiniandejiuchiroulinshenghuo。
xianzai，caocaojuranpaole，zheirangdongzhuohenbugaoxing！
jinqiongetoudidi，hunshendourushaikang。
“xiangguo，caocaojianxiaorenfangcaijiuweitongbao，juranzhuanshenjiuzou，xiaorendaidaofushoushajiangchuqudeshihou，caocaoqishiyirantaochulezuiwaidaodedamen，qiedaizheyibaodao，xuetieruni！xiaorendairenzhuigan，qiafengyulinjunxunjianhuiguilanlu，suoyicairangcaocaojitaole。”
“xiaorenyixialingjinacaocao。”
“fangpaocaocao，xiaorensizui！”
dongzhuomianwubiaoqing，shizeneixindaweizhenjing。
caocaoduoyidaozheizhongdibuleme？
jiuzhishiwanhuifuyihui，caocaojuranpaole......
haishishuo，tianmingzhizi，buhuisidezheimezao？！
dongzhuomeiyoushuohua，jinqiongheyizhongxiarenyebuganzhanqilai。
jiuzaidongzhuosisuojian，yishenghongliangde“fuqin”，huanxingledongzhuo。
yingmianyirenzoulai，shenxingzailiangmiyishang。
toudaisanchashufazijinguan，neilibaihuapao，quanshenpiguashoumiantuntoulianhuankai。
吕布！吕奉先！
sanguodiyizhanshen，wanfubudangzhiyongdehuo！
lvbulaile，youxiehuabufangbianshuo，yushidongzhuohuishou，qiansanlexiaren。
父子相对！
吕布迎面便拜。
“fangcaijiandaofuqinsihudiaodonglefuneidaofushou，shiyaoshashei，helaofuqinjiaozhuo，fengxianyuanweixianqu！”
吕布语气铮铮。
dongzhuochenmoleyihui，qishenyingxianglvbu。
“fengxianwoer，kuaiqi，lai，zuoxia。”
niuzhefeihoudeyaozhi，dongzhuojuedezijizouliangbulujiuchuanqile，zheishenzigu，budexinga！
wanyinagemeinvzaizijishenshangduoniudongliangxia，doubuyongxitongkouchujineng，zijijiumeileya！
dongzhuofuqilvbu，jiuzheiyijudong，ranglvbudeyanshenlijingransanfazheweiguang！
“fuqinrucienhouyuwo，buzongwansi，nanbao！”
yanjianzhegangfuqidelvbuzhudongyouguilexialai，shenzhihumuzhonghanzheshuiguang。
dongzhuo：“......”
ganjuezijideyijingguodulaoleile，dongzhuojiumeilezaiqufutayibadexinsi。
suanle，zheigefanguzideyanleiyebunengxin！
“fengxianwoer，fangcaiweifudiaodongfuneibingma，yaozhenshaxiaoweicaocao，meixiangdao，funeirenshoujiubujinglian，juranrangneicaomengdejipaole。”
dongzhuoshensebumandekaikou。
吕布剑眉一挑。
“helaofuqinyouchou，putianzhixia，fuqinyaosheirentou，bu，pingchituma、fangtianji，dingbangfuqinqulai。”
“ququxiaoweicaocao，bu，xianzaijiuqutitaderentou！yizhufuqinjiuxing。”
dongzhuochenyinleyihuicaikaikoudao：“shacaocaoshixiao，yicishiguanzhongkuibaoshida。”
lvbuwenyan，zaiciguilexialai：“fuqinyunchouweiwo，shibuwanwanbukeji。”
dongzhuo：“......”
zhitingshuolvbuyongmeng、fanguzi，meitingshuolvbuzheimehuipaimapia？！
haishishuo，yuanzhudonghandiyizhuhoudeweinengzheimesheng？
“caocaojiezhexianbaomingyijiejinzan，mingweixianbao，shiweimousha。zheiluoyangchengzhong，kechengweibaowudezhiyouliangjian，yijianshidangjinhuangdideyuxiheshibi，lingwaiyijian，shiqixingdao，yingshisituwangyunzangwu。”
“fangcaitingxiarenbao，caomengdewuqixuetieruni，xianglai，yinggaijiushiqixingdaole。”
dongzhuojiandezhenqie，danglvbutingdaobaowu、xuetieruni、qixingdaodengciyushi，yanjingzaiciliangle。
haoyangde，bukuishinilvbu。
“bu，qingshacaocao，zaizhuwangyun。”
吕布纳头再拜。
“fengxianwoer，shacaocao、wangyun，buguotuluzhugou，dangshensi，weifuxianyiyirenzhixia，wanrenzhishang，duidangjintianziyiranbubo，weihe，huiyouhanshichenzi，maoxianshaweifu。”
dongzhuoyouyoutanqi：“xianglai，zheiqijian，shitianziheweifu，youwuhuia。”
lvbumianseyixiazijiuhenjingcaile。
lvbuzhishangbugaomeicuo，danbushizhizhang，zijiyifuhedangjintianzideguanxi，neijiaoyouwuhuime？
chulezijihexiliangjunmazhiwai，sheiduizheigeyifubushishengdanrurou！？
“bababa，weifuxinxidahan，weigaoquanzhong，jinrizouleyigexiaoweicaomengde，mingribuzhiyouyoushenmelimengde、lidexian，lifengxianzhileideazachunhuo，wuhuizan，yaoshazan。”
dongzhuoyuqiyouyou：“zhipazheidahantianxia，buhaodinga。fengxian，nikeqianwanzhongchengyuzan。”
lvbuwenyandao：“bufengfuqinweishengfu，dangyifuqinweizhong，yongshibubeili！”
“ding，xitongtishi，suzhuzhengzaizaoyuzhapian。”
dongzhuolengleyixia，yuanlaixitongshizheimeyongde？
zaibierenpianzijideshihouhuitishi？
zheikeshishenjia！huitoudehaohaoyanjiu！
sanguoliyuanzhuzenmesidedajiadouzhidao，xianzaiyezhishishuoshuochangmianhua，balvbudiaozou，fangzhilvbuzhenbeiwangyunjiaosuole！
“woerfengxian，yuwozhiqinzhiai，zanxinlidouzhidao，zibuyini！”