第1章
“啊，头好疼啊！”
suizheyishenglvedaisiyadediyu，yigenanrenzhengkaileyanjing。
nanrenwuzheetou，huanhuanzuoqi，buduanhuanguzhesizhou。kanzhezhouweimoshengdehuanjing，muzhidechuangta，gupoerhuaguidepingfengyuzhuoyi，shuangyanchongmanleyihuo。
“这是哪儿啊？”
suizhetoutengmanmanjianruo，yishisihuhuidaolenanrendedanao。
“duile，wochuanyuele，ng，yinggaishuo，woyijingchuanyueyinianle。danshizheilidaodishinaer？”
“yourenma？！”ng，nanrensuikouhanleyisheng。
huayinweiluojiuyourenyingsheng，tuimenerru。
lairenshiyigeshiqibasuideshaonv，yishenshicongzhuangshu，xiangnanrengongshenyili，“taishoudaren，ninxingle，shifouweininshuxi？”
“e？wohaishigetaishoua！”nanrenyibianyaohuangzhenaodai，yibiansuikoushuodao：“ng，haode，bangwoshuxigengyi。”
“遵命。”
shuozhe，youcongmenkoujinlaijimingshinv，shuliandedashui，xilian，shutou，huanyifu。nanrenyezhihaohunhuneedezhanzaineilirenyoutamenzhengli，zhidaotazoudaojingzimianqian。
tongjinglineizhangyichangxionghanderongmaoxiangshiyibayaochiyiyang，yixiazidakailesuoyoudejiyi。
“kao，woxxshidongzhuo，dongzhongying！”
yinianqian，yinweiyiciloudian，zhengzaiwansanguozhi11detachuanyuedaoledongzhuoshenshang，shide，jiushineigesanguomowang，dongzhuo，dongpangzi。buguohenkexideshi，zheibingbushilishishanghuozheyanyishangdesanguo，ershineigegaisideguangrongsanguozhi11deyouxishijie，erqieshi251yingxiongjijiedechangjing。
wulunshilishihuozheyanyi，dongzhuodouzhishaocengjingshitianxiabazhu，zhangwochaotingjiyao。danshizaixianzaizheigedadishang，sanguoshidaisuoyoudeyingxionghaojie、nengchenmingjiangmentongshichuxianzaileyiqi，tazheigexiaoxiaodedongzhuo，yousuandeleshenmeni。
dongzhuosuiranshigeandingtaishou，danshizheiqunxiongjijiedejubenliyigongyou40getaishou，erqiedongzhuoshouxiadeshilizhenxinsuanruoxiaode。qiebushuosunliucaosandashili，jiusuanshiyuanshao，gongsunzan，lvbu，simayizheixieerxianshili，doubidongzhuoqiangshangbushao。duisanguozhi11zheigejubenshizaibunengzaishuxidedongzhuo，zaidezhizheiyiqiezhihou，jihulimajiufangqilezhengbatianxiadexiangfa，bingqiezaihenduanyiduanshijiandefangqizhongzhaodaolebanfa。
zheigebanfajiushi----deng！
xibeizheixieshili，wuluntongzaixiliangdehansuimateng，haishidongbianzhangandehejin，doubusuanshenmeqiangshideliliang，butaikenengyounenglimieleanding。zhiyaodengdaosunliucaozhongmougedashilikuaiyaoyitongtianxiadeshihou，daibingtoujiangguoqujiuhao，ranhoubangzhutayitongtianxia，zheiyangjiukeyijieshuyouxi，ranhoudongzhuoyinggaijiukeyihuidaoxianshishijiele。
haoba，neimeshengxiazheimezhangshijian，yinggaiganshani？zhiyonglejimiaozhong，dongzhuojiuxiangdaolezheigewentidedaan。
heihei，nandelaiyitanggudai，zenmenenglangfeizheigejihuihetaishoudeshenfenni。
yushizaidongzhuomashangbashiqingquanbujiaojishouxia，zijimeitianjiushichihewanle，youshanwanshui，liulianhuacong，shenghuobuyaotaimeihao。hahahaha！
suoyizuotianwanshang，dongzhuoyouzaijiuguanhezuile。
suoyi，zheibantiandetouteng，zhengshimeiribibeidesuzui。
zhibuguo，jintiandesuzuisihuyouxiebutaiyiyang。
“taishoudaren，junshidarenyijingzaiwaimiandengninhenjiule。”
siweibeishicongdaduan，dongzhuozongsuanfanyingguolai，jiusuanzenmedangshuaishouzhangju，zuoweitaishouyedechuliyixiezhengshi，suoyimeiyuesanci，yejiushimeigeshiri，lirudouyidinghuilaizhaotaqutaishoufukaihuiyishi。
zhuantouwangchuangwaiyikan，guoranyijingrishangsanganle。kongpayijingkuaiyaowushile，yilirudexingge，zhishaodengleyigeshichen。
“hao，rangtajinlaiba。”
piankezhihou，lirugonggongjingjingdejindaofangjian，yijuzhihou，suijishuodao：“yuefu，jinrishilihuiriqi，zhongjiangyijingzaitaishoufuyishitingdenghou，qingyuefuqianqu。”
dongzhuodezheigenvxu，yesuanshiburongyile。dongzhuozijidangleshuaishouzhangju，andingchengzhongsuoyoushiwudoushiyoutachuli，haidejingchanglaisihoutazheigelaodie。
dongzhuoduizhetongjingkanleyoukan，xufanuzhang，mianrongxionge，choushichouledian，danshihaodaigaodakuiwu，jingguoshinvmendedaban，henyouxiezhugongdeqishi。
“hao，niquanpaiyiliangmache，wozuowanheduole，buxiangqima。”
liruyingchenghou，liketuilechuqu。
zaimacheshang，dongzhuojixubimujiamei，xiangyaomanmanhuifuzuijiudeyingxiang，pangbianliruyezhidaodongzhuodexiguan，zhishizaiyipangsihou，yijuhuameishuo。
qishilirubuzhidaodeshi，dongzhuoxianzaidanaozhonghaiyoulingyifujingxiang，neishiyifusanguoditu，jiurusanguozhi11dexiaodituyiyang，keyikandaozhenggesanguoshilidexingshuaimiewang。
zaiguoqudeyinianli，takandaolejianglingdeliubei，xianmiexiangyangliubiao，zaipingjingnansijun，shenzhidedaoyongancheng，dakaileqianwangyizhoudemenhu。
zaiguoqudeyinianli，takandaolechaisangdesunjian，xiaomielujiangyuanshu，ranhouyibubudepingdingjiangdongzhujun，jihumeiyoufeishenmeliqi。
zaiguoqudeyinianli，takandaolexuchangdecaocao，yongjikuaidesuduxiaomiepingdingzhongyuanfudi，ranhouyouxiaomiepuyanghuangjin，rujinzhengzaiyuwanchengzhangxiuduizhi。
dangran，zaiguoqudeyinianli，nanpiyuanshao，zhanjuhebeijizhouhebingzhou。beipinggongsunzan，xiaomieliuyu，duzhanyouzhou。xiapilvbu，xiaomiexiaopeidetaoqian，yitongxuzhou。chengdoudeliuyan，yedabailedengaizhonghui，jihuquanjuyizhou。
erxibeidadi，jiurudongzhuociqiansuoyuliaodeyiyang，bingmeiyouqiangshideliliangchuxian，gegeshilixianghuzhiyue，sheiyenaihebuleshei。
henkexi，zheixitongnengzuodaodejiuzhiyouzheixiele，tanengkandaochengchidejianbing，quelianzenmechubing，zenmedazhang，ruheshengbaidoukanbuchulai。nishuoyoushenmeyong！！！erqiehaizhinengmeigeshirikaiqiyici。yushidongzhuoyejiushunshibajizhonglihuianpaidaomeishiriyici。yimiantingyixiashouxiadehuibao，yimiandanggeguanzhong，kansanguoqunxiongmenzhengtaotianxia。
ai，ganggangchuanyueguolaideshihou，dongzhuoyecengduizheigaisidexitongkeshiyitongzuzhou，danshiyounengruheni？jiranshoulijiuzhiyouzheixiedongxi，neijiuzhinengzuodaozheizhongchengdu。
suoxing，dongzhuozaojiuxiangkaile，buguoshihunhunrizi，dengzhetoujiangbierenjiuhaole，fanzhengxianzairiziguodeyesuanshuxin。
ng，zheiyangqishiyeshimanbucuode。
zhengchensijian，yizhongbuxiangdeyugancongxindimengfa，dongzhuomengdezhengkaishuangyan。
“sou”deyisheng，yizhilijianchuanchuangerru，dingzailelidongzhuonaodaibudaosancundedifang。
tongshi，yishengnuhouxiangchetiankong！
“youcike，baohutaishoudaren！”