cishi,yebuguaisuqianqianhuirucidajingshisele,
好端端吃顿饭,
suishuocaideweidaohenhao,zheilidehuanjingyehenhao,
danshizaizenmeshuoyejiuzhishiyidun“puputongtong”dewufan,
huanzuoshisheilai,mianduizheizhongjibiede“tianjia”zhangdan,doubukenenghuizuodaowudongyuzhongba?
哪有要价88万的?
zairenyebuzhiyuzheiyangzaiba!
suqianqianheliuyifeidoushixiaofupo,
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“nindiancaideshihou,meiyouzhuyicaidanma?”
注意菜单?
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suihou,taxiayishidechaozheliuxuanwangleguoqu,
liuxuankuxiaobudedehuileyisheng:
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“............”
suqianqianzaizheiyikeshihuale,
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suoyizaizheiyike,tazhijietaochulezijideyinxingka:
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ding.....shuakachenggong!
henkuailiuxuanjiushuakachenggongle,
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.........
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nianfenzuigaode,jushuoyouhaojishinian。
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qianshi,liuxuanzuixihuandejiushitamenjiaziniangnverhongdeweidaole,
jihumeiyicilaidouzhengdian。
zhishibushimeiyicidoudianzuigaonianfendebale。
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kexianzaiqingkuangbuyiyangle,
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还有着另一层原因!
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一共就只有四个字:
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