第1章祸不单行
“kaikai，zenmeban，wogaizenmemianduinianyuanjie！”
“youshenmekemianduide，wozheijiugentafenshou，jiajianizhidaode，wogenbenbuaita，womenlianwendoumeijieguo，wofashi。”
“kaikai，wozhishi，zhishihaipa，nianyuanjieduiwohaishimanhaode，shangcijiujutahaibangwodanglejiu。”
“jiajianibuyaozheimeshanliang，gunianyuancaimeinixiangdeneimehao。”
zoulangzhuanjiao，gunianyuanshouliniezheyidiejiaofeidanju，lengyankanzhecongfuchankezouchulaideliangren。
她今天真是好运气。
xianshishangbanlushangyudaogeshizhishoushangdelaoren，haizhikenlaizheijiaguidelipudeyiyuanyizhi，tahoujiaojiaowanfei，jiuzhuangjianlenanpengyouhezijilaobandedushengnvchugui。
kuitachumenqianhaikanlexingpan，shangmianzenmeshuolaizhe？
shuotajinriguirenyunheganqingyunjiwang，ruonengzhuazhu，yishengxingfu。
狗屁。
taxihuanderenyongyuanbuhuixihuanta。
sunkaishitatongguoxiangqinrenshide，yinweizhangdeyoujifenxiangneigeren，jiumayouyizhicuitajiaren，suoyiguishishenchadedayinglejiaowang。
rujinhaibudaoyinian，tajiupanshanggaozhi，gaodaleshengweijiadeduzi......
yaozhidaoshengweijiacaishangdasi，youshilaobandedushengnv，weihunxianyunbihuinaodemanchengfengyu。
erduixiangshitadenanpengyou，zaishengshidegongzuokongpabaobuzhule。
zhenshi......huiqi。
tazhuanguoshenwangjizhenshizouqu。
jizhenshili，yishengyijingtilaodayechulihaoleshangkou，bingranggunianyuanfangxin，tashenshangyoujiashulianxifangshi，tamenyijinglianxishangtadejiarenle。
“guxiaojie，buchuliyixiama？”shuozhe，yishengzhilezhietouheshouzhou。
gunianyuantanlekouqi：“neimafanle。”
tadeshouzhoushangdecashanghongleyipian，etoushangshininggudexuezi，zheishitajianyiyongweidedaijia。
shangyaoshiyouxiecitong，taxiguanxingrenzhe，zheishifumuzouhou，zhangqijirenlixiayangchengdebenneng。
kuhanzhiduiguanxinniderenyouyong，tameiyou。
“haoguniang，xiexienia。”
laodayedeshenzhisihuqingxingleyixie，kantazhoumeiyinrendeyangzifeichangxinteng。
“wosunzikuaiguolaile，dengtalailekendinghuihaohaoxienide。”
“ng，haodehaode，laoyeyeninxianxiuxi。”
zheijuhuazailaidelushang，laodayejiugentazhongfuwushubianle。
tadaobuzhiwangtasunzizenmexieta，zhiyaobadianfudeyiyaofeijitajiukeyile，zhendehengui。
meiguoduojiu，herongsiliyiyuandejizhenshijiuyinglailedarenwu。
darenwushiyuanzhangpeitongyiqilaide，zhibanyishenggangruzhibujiumeijianguozheigezhenzhang，jinzhangdizhanqishen。
yuanzhangmeiyoulita，ershixianyibubasuisuiniandeshizhidayeqinglechulai，duishenhoudedarenwugongshendao：
“cenzong，xiaodongxinlaidebudongshi，buzhidaozheishicenlaotaiye，neibianvipbingfangyijingzhunbeihaole。”
“wobuzouwobuzou，xiaoguniangni，xiaoguniangqunalile？”cenlaotaiyeyipiguzuozaidishangnaotengqilai。
cenzongzhoulexiamei，pangbiandexutezhulianmangshiyanse，lishijigerengaomadadeheiyirenjiucuanlechulai，jiangcenlaotaiyechanleqilai。
“什么小姑娘？”
“kenengshiguxiaojieba。”xiaodongyishengchahuadao，“jiushijiulelaoyeziyousongtalaiyiyuandeguniang。”
“安杰。”
“wozheijiuqucha。”tezhuxuanjiexunsushanchulemen。
“shengxiadeyoulaoyuanzhangle。”cenzongzuijiaoguaqiyimoxiao，“xinku。”
“buxinkubuxinku，womenyinggaizuode。”cenzongdexiaorongfandaorangyuanzhanggengjiahuangkong。
zhenshiqiguai，cenlaotaiyechushi，lunqinshulunxiaoxinyegaishilaotaiyedeqinsunzi，cenqingyuguolaicaidui。
zenmehuishidangnianqinshousonglaoyezituixiudecenjini？
这家伙可不好得罪。
haihao，cenjiduilaotaiyedeguanxinhenyouxian，jiantaananwenwenbeisongqubingfangbianlikaile。