第3章
“guimi！”suxiaoxiaonaohuodezhijieyiquantoujiuzouxiangguruxue。
还闺蜜！
guimijiujiyutaweihunfu？
guimijiushiandiligoudataweihunfu？
guimijiushishejixianhaita，rangbiedenanrenqiangleta？
zhishitadequantouhaimeizoudaoguruxue，jiubeijiangtianyujikouzhule。
yucitongshi，jiangtianyuyezouxialeche，yibajiangsuxiaoxiaoshuaidaodishang，lenglengdexunchidao：“suxiaoxiao，wohexueerjijiangdinghun，xueerhuishiwodeqizi，bushinixiangdajiudade！nixiaciyaoshiganzaiduitadongshou，laozizhijiebanisongjinjuziliqu！”
suxiaoxiaohunshendexueyedoubeiqidebingdongningjiele！
yanqianzheigejiangtianyu，guoranbushitayiqianrenshideneigejiangtianyu。
youhuozheshuo，tayiqianjiushibeitadeweizhuangjimengpianle！！！
xiangdangchurenshijiangtianyudeshihou，tafumushuangquan，jiatingmeimanxingfu，shisujiadeqianjinxiaojie，ertajiangtianyudangshizhibuguoshiyigeqiongxuesheng！
keshizhuanyanjian，wunianguoqule，tajiangtianyuchengleqianxiaojituandezhangquanren！
呵！
真是戏剧啊！
真是可笑啊！
taderenshengzenmezheimedekexiao、kebeini？！
“tianyugege，nibiezheiyangshuoxiaoxiaola，tashiwodeguimila，haola，tianyugege，woyouhuaxianghexiaoxiaoshuo，nixianquchelidengwohaoma？”guruxuewenroudelazhejiangtianyudeshou，roushengshuodao。
“ng！”jiangtianyudianlediantou。
zhishizouzhiqianhaishijinggaodedenglesuxiaoxiaoyiyan。
yisishisuxiaoxiaoyaoshigandaguruxuedehua，tajueduibuhuifangguota！
zheirangsuxiaoxiaodexin，lengderuzhuibingku。
jiangtianyuzoulezhihou，suxiaoxiaoyecongdishangzhanleqilai，shuangyanxinghongdedengxiangdeyirudoushengdegongjideguruxue，“guruxue，nibeibi！**！zuowanneigenanrendaodishishei！”
jiangtianyuzouhou，guruxueduisuxiaoxiaokejiumeineimehaodeliansele，dangjijiulengchaorefengdeshuodao：“nizaishuoshenmeni？nizuowangennageyenanrenzaiyiqi，nandaonizijibuqingchuma？haiyaowenwo？wozenmezhidao？”
“ni！mingmingjiushiniguyishejiwode！nihaijiazhuangbuzhidao！”suxiaoxiaobaonu！
guruxuezoudaosuxiaoxiaoshenbian，zaisuxiaoxiaodeerbiangouqiyimoyinxiandexiao，deyideshuodao：“nizhidaoyouzenmeyang？nixianzaiyijinghetianyugegefenshoule，ninengnaiwohe？”
“woyaoqugaosujiangtianyuzheijianshi！”suxiaoxiaolenghengdao。
“haha，niqua！tianyugegebenlaijiuzhidao！nandaoniyiweitianyugegeshiyinweiainicaigennizaiyiqidema？zhenshixiaosiwole，takeshibandiandoubuaini，yaoburantazenmehuigennilianaiwunian、dinghunsannian，doumeipengguonini？ninandaozhendeyiweitachuchehuohou，jiubunengrendaolema？neidoushipiannide！chehuodoushizuochulaijinikande！weidejiushibuyonggennitongfang！hahaha！zheinidouxiangbudao，nizenmezheimetianzhenkeaini？”
yueshuo，guruxuejiuyuefadedeyi。
tazaisuxiaoxiaomianqianyayiduonian，rujinzhongyuyangmeituqile，tayouzhongyaobasuoyoushiqingdoushuochulaidetong**。
youqishikandaosuxiaoxiaozhenjingdaobukesiyideyanshen，tajiuyuefadegaoxing！
“haiyou，nikenengbuzhidao，zheisannianlai，tianyugegekedoushizaiwoneilide。nizheigeweihunqizhibuguoshimingmianshangdebaishebale，jiulianzheicinipitui，yeshiwohetianyugegeshejihaode，weidedangranshinazounishoulizuihoude30%deguquan！hahaha！！！”guruxueshuangshouchayaobaoxiao。
zuihouyouxuelejiangtianyumaguruxuedebiaoqing，madao：“suxiaoxiao，nibujinshiqiong！haishigebeikunzaijiatingzhufuweizhishangdedashazi！hahaha！”