“咳！咳！”
yizhenmengliedekesoushengxiangqi。
shenweiwangluozuojiadeyetiancongsuzuizhongmengranxinglai，suihouzhijiedengdalezijideshuangyan，lianshangluchujiqixingfendeshense。
“dui！dui！zhongshengwenjiuyinggaishizheigeganjue！congsuzuizhongxinglai，ranhouyanqiandeyiqiedoubianle。”
yetiandexingfendeshuowan，suihouzhijieqishen，zhunbeijiangzijidemengjinglingganjiluxialai。
zheiyaoshinengxieyibenhuoshu，meizhunzijijinnianjiumaichemaifangle。
咦？
我擦嘞？
这特么是哪？
keshi，dangyetianhuanyansigu，xiangyaozhaodaozijiyijingyongleshinianzhijiudelaokuanbijibenshi，yixiazibeiyanqiandejingxiangnongmengbile！
zheitemejueduibushiwojia！
难道老子穿越了？
叮~
renshengyingjiaxitongzairuxianshi，kaishibangdingsuzhu。
youyusuzhudedaolexitongdejiachi，meiyicidexintiao，doukeyihuodeyiyuanjiangli。
**！还真是！
yetianlaibujidalizheituruqilaidejixiedianziyin，naohaizhongbianbeiyigupangdadejiyilichongji。
yuanlai，zheigeshijiedeziji，shiyigetianfuyibingquegaokaoshiliwaijiabeinvyoushuailede18suixiaonianqing。
zaixiesidililezhihou，bianbeirenjianshidaozheili。
“咦？你醒了？”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaodiaopideshengyinxiangqi，yetiandaidaidewangqu。
zhijianwuwaideketingshang，yidaoshenchuanbaisechenyideqianyingsuiyizuozaikaoqiangdeshafazhishang。
shouli，juranzaibawanzheyibajiandao？
“buhaoyisi，zuowanzaijiangbian，shinijiulewo？”yetianshanshanyixiao。
qianyingtingdaozheijuhua，buyoudeqiaolianyinu，nazhejiandaozhizhidezhanleqilai，hedeyetianzhijiegezhebeiziwuzhulezijidexiamian。
“nianqingren，bujiushigaokaoshilibeinvbichishuailema？zuowanjuranfaneimedadejiufeng？
xiangbudaowotangtangshibaxianxiaoyirenchuziqian，juranchengweinishuajiufengdeduixiang，koulihairangrangzhelaoniangduibuqini！
nizhibuzhidao，ruobushiwoshandekuai，zaojiubeiniyipingziganmengle！”
chuziqianqihuhudeshuowan，renyelaidaolechuangqian。
“pa”deyisheng，jiangshoulidejiandaohenhendeanzaichuangbian，rangyetianbuyoudejingshengengjiadousouleyixie。
yetiantingwan，xinqingdunshishuchanglejifen。
haihao，zhishifaleyidunjiufeng……
buguo，weilebaoxianqijian，haishiqiaoqiaodexiankailezijidebeizi。
裤子还在！
嗯？？？
chuziqiankandaoyetiandedongzuo，meitouzhijieyitiao！
“zenme？nihaipabenguniangjiangnijianshiqiangxingchilebucheng？”
“meinvjiejie，woshixiangkankanzijiyoumeiyouwuranlenindezheizhangdachuang。”
beikanpoxinsideyetiandunshigaliaodao。
tingdaoyetianzheijuhaisuanshichengkendeshengyin，chuziqianyilianhentiebuchenggangdeshuodao。
“nianqingren！gaokaozhishirenshengdeyigejieduan，tabingbunengdaibiaoyigerendezuizhongchengjiu。
suiranwoxianzaizhishiyigeshibaxiandexiaoyiren！
danwojianxin，zhiyaowozugounuli，jiuyidingnenggouchengweiyingshidamingxing。
congxianzaideyuerujiqian，daoweilaideyuerujiqianwan！
haiyou，nianjiqingqingjiubuyaoxuerenjiatanlianai。
doushuobiyeshiaiqingdefenmu，xianzainiyetiyandaole，buyongwoduoshuoleba！”
chuziqianyibenzhengjingdeshuowan，muguangdoubianderouheleqilai。
yanqiandenianqingren，zhenshixiangjilecengjingdeziji。
yetiantingwan，xiangdangguaiqiaodedianlediantou。
ruoshiyiqian，yetianhuoxuhaihuijixukumen，tingbujinququangao。
keshixianzai，zijiyouxitongzaishen。
zheiququdegaokaoshili，nvyouqiqiang，yousuandeleshenme？
yicixintiaojiushiyikuaiqian！
zhengchangrendexintiaoyinggaishi60——100ci。
yejiushishuo，zijiyigexiaoshideshouru，zuishaoyeshi3600yuan！
yitianxialai，napazhishidangyitiaoxianyu，yeyouzhezuzu86400deshouru。
妥妥的人生赢家啊！
“buhaoyisilejiejie，woyihouzaiyebuhuizheiyangle。
ninshuodedui，shijiezheimeda，hebidanlianyizhihua。
birunin，jiubiwoneiqiannvyouyouxiubushao，haizheimeshanjierenyi。”
yetianwangzheyanqiandenvren，renzhendao。
wenyan，chuziqianxianshimanlianxinwei，suihouqiaolianyihong。
suiranyanqianzheixiaozishuodehendui，danzenmeganjueyoudianguaiguaide？
“咕噜噜！”
turanjian，yetiandeduzixiangcheleqilai。
叮~
xitongjiancedaosuzhushenwuzhangwu，weimianrenqishaonianqiong，tedishangcixinshoudalibaoyimei！
请问宿主是否打开！
“打开！”
huayingangluo，yetiandenaohaizhizhong，zaicichuxianleyidaoshengyin。
“gongxisuzhudakairenshengyingjiachujidalibao。
dalibaoyi：lanbojiniduyao！tongguoyetiantouzigongsihaiwaidinggou，shifenzhongnei，jiangsongdasuzhumudedi。
dalibaoer：chujigouwuka！xianmianjineyiqianwan，shixiaosantian，guoqibuhou。”
tingwanxitongdeshengyin，yetiandexinqingdunshifeiyangleqilai。
“咕噜噜！”
dierdaoshengyinxiangqi，quebushiyetian。
chuziqianwangzhetongyangbeiebiandeyetian，manliantonghong。
jingguoyiyededouzheng，tazhenggerenshenxinjupi。
“neige……chujiejieshiba……yaoburan，woqingniquchifan？yibaodanidejianshizhien？”
yetiankanzheyanqianyiliangangadekeren，zhijiedaqudao。
chuziqianyiting，gangxiangjujue，danzuiquebuzhengqidezabaqilai。
算了！
zijizenmeyesuanshitadejiumingenren！
吃他一顿饭怎么了？
“kanzainizheimeyouchengyidefenshang，benguniangjiumianweiqinandedayingnile。”
“嗡嗡！”
huayingangluo，yetiandeshoujizhijiezhendongleqilai。
“ninhao，shiyetianxianshengma？”
ganggangjietong，bianchuanlaileyidaozhongnianrendeshengyin。
“对！我是！”
叶天点头道。
“xianshengninhao，nindinggoudelanbojiniduyaoyijingdaodanindingweidefujin，qingwenyaojiangnindechefangzainali？”
“meinvjiejie，womenzheishishenmexiaoqu？wozuowanhaoxianghuluanxiadandinggouleyiliangchaopao，dingweishifujindejiangbian。”
楚子千：？？？
胡乱下单？
订购了一辆超跑？