第1章 我要蹂躏死他

“xiaojiuer~wozuotianjinijieshaodeshibagexiaogegezenmeyang,youmeiyoukanshangyige?”

“滚蛋!”

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“nixianzaizainani,wobaozhengzheijigexiaogegejueduiyouzhi,xianzaijinisongguoquyige?”

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“ai?lizong?——buduibudui。”

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tasihuzouluyeyouxiebuwen?

kenengshiqupeijiule,lijielijie……

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“唔唔……”

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……

“a……touhaoteng……zaiyebuhejiule。”

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“zheifuwuweimianyetaichale!”

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“扣钱!”

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“……”

“我一定在做梦。”

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这下死定了!

……

“zenmele,meijingdacaide?shengbingle?”

“mei。”yujiujiuhuishen,zhuanxindengdianti。

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“我知道……”

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“叮……”

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“历总好!”

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“等等,你……”

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“zheigefaanjiaojiyangzhuli。”

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“nishuosheizhu1206?”