第四章
xiezhuhuidaowoshiqidechuaiyixiachuang,zhangmaqiaoqiaoliujinfangjian,zhengzhongdibayipanxianbingfangzaixiezhudeshouxin。
xiezhukandaozheixiexianbinghenmeng。
taxunsushuo:“taitai,zheixiexianbingzuihaozangqilai,biebeifaxianle,fouzewodegongzuoyaobaobuzhule。”
xiezhuyanshenmangran:“dengdeng,tabushizhibawoguanqilaima。”
zhangmadingzheta,yandihanzhelianmin。
xiezhuzheicaiyishidao,guyunzhengjingyaoesita!
“taitai,ninbiehexiya**guobuqu,tashieryefangzaixinjianshangderen,ninzuihaorenyiren。”zhangmakukoupoxin,shuochucanrendehua。
kexiao,jingrangzhengpaifurenqurenxiaosan。
xiezhuchuimou,guyikuxiao,yuqidaizhedianchongjing:“zhangma,woxihuanerye,erqiewohuihetayunyuhaizide。”
zhangmaqingtanyikouqi:“eryezuitaoyanhaizile。”
xihuaneryedenvrenneimeduo,zhiyouxiya**zhenzhengzoujineryedexinliguo。
zhangmabufangxindichuqule。
xiezhutandaozaidachuangshang,xiayimiaoduzigugujiaoleqilai。
tademuguangpiexiangxianbing,renbuzhunaqikaichi。
dangchidaodisangecaihuanguoshen。
xiaosi,taburangtachuqu,tajiubuhuichuquma?
guyunzhengzairoutishanghezhaoxiyafashengdianshenme,takeyibujieyi,danzhishaobushixianzai。
zenmezheyeyaozaitaheguyunzhengshengxiahaizizhihou。
wanshang,xiezhuqingsongqiaokaisuo。
tagangkaiyitiaomenfeng,zoulangneidengguangruzhou,yinyinyueyuedeshengyincongguyunzhengdewoshilichuanguolai。
“erge,niqingdian......”
shengyinjiaomei,lingrenfuxianglianpian。
xiezhushentifajiang,buzhiyuzheimekuaijiufashengroutiguanxiba!
guyunzhengzhenbushigedongxi!
zuolunyidouzuzhibuletafachun!
xiezhuyigejianbuchongleguolai,jieguobitachongdehaikuaideshilaofuren。
xiezhuhetaduishiyiyan,yinianxiangtong,zhuaxiaosan!
errenqishixiongxiongtuikaifangmen。
guyunzhengwenshengniutoudingzhewaimian,tazuozailunyishang,meiyanfanzao,fasilvexianlingluan,xiongtangqingqingqifu。
tadeshouhaizuanzhezhaoxiyadeshouwan,xiezhudeshixianluozaileshangmian,tahenzirandisongkai。
zhaoxiyachuanzheshuiyidiezuozaidi,yishanbuzheng,xiongqianshileyipian,limiandejiebairuoyinruoxian。
chabeigunzaiditanshang,angguideditanshileyipian。
laofurenkandaozheiyimu,xindimaohuo:“buyaoliande**!paoguolaigoudayoufuzhifu!”
tabianmabianguanchaxiezhudelianse。
kexixiezhumianwubiaoqing,genbenkanbuchulaishenme。
zhaoxiyafengkuangyaotou:“ayi,womeiyou,nizenmenengzheimeshuowo?”
zhaoxiyayandideleishuihuaguolianjia。
guyunzhengcumei,qixiyayi,tadasheng:“ma!goule!”
laofurenqidexiongtangqifu,laguoxiezhu,zhizhexiezhu:“guyunzheng!zheicaishinilaopo!zheigenvrenzaiguanjianshikepaoxiani,dengnixinglecaihuilai,nijiuzheimexihuantama?”
“dangzhenilaopodemianchugui!niduideqixiaozhuma?”
guyunzhengbilebiyan,yaojinhoucaoya,naixinkuaiyaogaoqing:“ma!wobuxihuanta。”
xiezhuzuanjinshouxin,tahaimeijianguozheimelizhiqizhuangchuguidenanrenni!
tashangqianyibu,shensenankan,hudicanxiaochusheng:“yunzheng,niyaoshixianghetadandudaizaiyiqi,bubibawoguanqilai。”
laofurenzhenjing:“shenme?niweilezhaoxiaosanbazijilaopoguanqilai!”
guyunzhengwenyan,lianseyinchen。
xiezhugengyanchusheng:“wohuichengquannimende,womennengbunengbuyaolihuna......”
laofurennuma:“chengquangepi!”tashenshangweichidehanyangchedimeile,“fangxin!youwozai,nimenjiubuhuilihun!”
xiezhumiansecangbai,toudingzheshabu,dabingchuyuhaidebudaoxiuxi,zhuangtaihencha。
yifuweiqingsuokundemoyangzhiyaoshigexinruanderendouhuixinteng。
laofurenliangyanmaoleihua,daodishitamengujiaduibuqixiezhule。
guyunzhengkanzhelaofurenmaolei,xiezhuzheigenvrenshichuanxiaotouziba!
zaijiajitazhiqian,xiezhuweilerangguxuanquta,tiaojinshuichichadianyansi。
zenmegelejitianjiuzuochufeitabukedezitaile!
“gunchuqu!”guyunzhengqijigongxin,juliedikesouqilai。
空气凝固了。
zhaoxiyachuitou,yandishanguodeyi。
还想和她斗?
xiayimiao,laofurenzhijieniuzhuguyunzhengdeerduo,“niranglaonianggun?!”
guyunzhenglianhongbozicu,huadonglunyi,wangxiangzuzhilaofurendedongzuo,“ma!niganshenme?”
laofurennianqingshihoujiuhenpola,shanglenianjicaishoulian,rujinbenxingbeiguyunzhengqidejuexingle。
xiezhumanmanzhengdashuangyan,kandaozheiyimuxindishanguobukezhixin,zuijiaorenbuzhushangyang。
taheguyunzhengsimuxiangdui,xiezhushunjianshouqixiao。
guyunzhengqinaoyongshangxintou,beiji**lade。
他觉得丢人。
guyunzhengshenxiyikouqi:“ma,xiansongkerenlikai!”
laofurensongleshou:“dui!”
tazhuanshen,chongshenhoudeguanjiakaikou:“kuaibazheigexiaosandiuchuqu!buyaozanglegujiadedi!”
guyunzhengzhoumei:“ma──”
laofurenkanleyanshangxinbuyidexiezhu,daduantadehua,“xiaozhu,nihaohaopeizheyunzheng,tayaoshiqifuni,majinizuozhu。”
xiezhukuaisushuo:“haodema。”
zhaoxiyawenyan,yandishanguoyuandu,laobuside!jiwodengzhe!
guyunzhengminzui:“guanjia,songzhao**huixiejia。”
guanjiadianlediantou,laofurenqideyaosi。
zhaoxiyalinzouqian,chuchukeliandishuo:“erge,nibaozhongshenti,gangcaidoushiwodecuo。guoliangtianshifenggedejiri,nijideguolaikanta。”
guyunzhengshouzhiweijiang,chuimoubuzhidaozaixiangshenme。
xiezhuzhoumei,fenggeshishei?
erqieshenmedoushinidecuo?mingmingshinimenliangrendecuo!zheiguyunzhengzuolunyidouguanbuzhuzijidexiabanshen!
laofurenliansenankanyimiao,guanmenshengjuda。
woshinei,zhishengxiaxiezhuheguyunzhenglianggeren。
xiezhuzhudongdapochenjing:“wofuniqushuijueba。”
guyunzhenglenglian:“sheiyunxunisizichulaide!”
xiezhuyaoya,tabuchulaizenmenengcuoguozheichanghaoxi。
xiezhudizhetou,xiaosheng:“woyiyankanbudaoni,wojiusizhirukuang。”
tachuimouguanchatadeshense,“niyaoshishizaixihuanta,wokeyiduoyibianqude。”
tazheimebeiwei,gougandongba!
sheizhi,guyunzhengturanbianlian,tacheguoxiezhu,xiezhujinghuchusheng,pazaiguyunzhengdetuishang,guyunzhengjugaolinxiadiwangzhexiezhu。
“xiezhu,ninaozilichengtianzhuangzheshenme?”guyunzhengzuanzhutadexiaba,shenshizheta。
xiezhutuokouerchu:“zhuangzhenia。”
guyunzhengliansetieqing,sahuang!
“niqugaosulaofuren,woduizhaoxiyameixingqu。”guyunzhengyiziyidundao,“shizhaoxiyayaojiwojieshui,jieguobuxiaoxindiedao,qiahaowojizhizhizhule,caimeirangshuisadaowoshenshang。”
tasuanshikanmingbaile,laofurenyijingbeiyanqiandenvrenjimihuole。
tapatazaishuobuqing,laofurenhaihuixiangdangnianyiyangguzhi,guzhidirenweitaduizhaoxiyahao,shixihuanta。
tabuguoshihairenqingbale。
xiezhucaibuxin,gangcaineixiangyandeyimu,xiazicaixinguyunzhengdehua。
“nizhenbuxihuanta?”xiezhutiaomei。
guyunzhengzhoumei:“buxihuan。”
tadingzhexiezhuheibaifenmingdeshuangyan,tagentajieshizheigezuoshenme,huangmiu!
xiezhudingzhetayiziyidundao:“hao,wohuigaosulaofurende。”
才怪!
huran,xiezhuzhuaizhuguyunzhengdeyilingzi,shentouwenzhutadechun。
chunshangdechuganrangtadengdashuangyan。
第一反应是软。
第二反应便是──
胆大包天!