第2章被拉去当媳妇
lingyibian，guqianqianyijingtuleshenlianggesehaodefendiye，meimaohuadeyoudiancuchumenle，suiranrucihaishinengkanchutajingzhidewuguan，zhishimeiyouzhiqianneimejuemei。
taqizhediandongche，jianqianmianweileyiqunren。
touguofengxi，takanjianyigetoufahuabaidelaotaitaitangzaidishang。
yiqunrenduizhedishangdelaorenyouxinchongchong，danshimeiyourenganbalaorenfuqilai。
guqianqiantingcheshangqian，jianlaonainaiejiaokepo，shouliquejinjinzhuaizheyigekendejidedabaodai，yinggaishijisunzimaidetaocan。
laorenbenlainianjijiuda，toushangyoushoushang，zaidangexiaqu，meishiyebianyoushile。
tashangqianjibutuikaidangzaimianqianderen，jiantayaofu，jigerenfeidanmeibangmang，haishenshouzulan。
“xiaoguniang，nixiaoxindian，biebeieshang。”
guqianqianzhidaolanzhuzijidedajieshidanxintabeipian，buguotazuobudaojiansibujiu，tadunzaidishangdelaorenshenbian。
“laonainai，laonainai，nengtingjianwoshuohuama？”
laorenzhengkaiyanjing，kanjiantayishuangyanjingzhujianqingming，youxiejingxidediantou。
guqianqiansongleyikouqi，shangqianbalaorenchanfuqilai，zoudaoyipangdeyizishangzuoxia。
“guniang，shinijiulewo？”
“对。”
guqianqianjianlaorentoushangzhishicashang，liaotianyemeiyouzhangai，bianrangtajijialirendadianhua。
danshilaorenquejinjindezhuazhutadegebo，burangtalikai。
“nainai，woyihuihaiyouke，rangninjiarenlaijieniba。”
“buxing，wozijiyigerenzaizheilihaipa。”
kandaolaorengududeyangzi，guqianqiandongleceyinzhixin，“neiwopeinindaiyihui。”
“好。”
jiudianli，shenxiaogangdengdaolaijiezijidemishu，jiujiedaonainaidedianhua。
dezhinainaishuaileyijiao，likeanzhaotashuodedizhiganguoqu。
cheshang，mishuhuibaozuotiandeqingkuang，“shenzong，zuotiannindejiubei，moyinghoupengguo。buguoshihoutabeibanzhujiao，suoyimeilaidejiquzhaoni。”
shenxiaofengyanweimi，“batadeheiliaopuchuqu，lingwai，yangchuzheiyangdenver，mojiananciqijiu。”
mishudixiatou，“mingbai。”xinlibuyouyouxiexixu，mojiayeshizheigechengshishuyishuerdejiazu，buguoshenxiaoquanshitaotian，huihuishoubiannengrangyigejiazufumie，tashizheigechengshidetian。
heisejiazhanglinkentingzailubian，guqianqianhaimeifanyingguolai，jiujiancheshangxialailianggeren，fuqidishangdelaoren。
“laonainai，zheishini......”
jiarenlianggezihaimeishuochukou，jiutingjianlaonainaikaikou：“zheishiwodejiumingenren，batayedaishang。”
yirentingdaozheihua，laguqianqianshangche。
jiazhanglinkenlizuolesiwugeren，gegemiansebushan。
guqianqianxilihutubeizhuaidaocheshang。
这架势，这人数。
这是碰上仙人跳了！
guqianqianliansecangbai，yonglituileyibazhuazhuzijideren，xiangwangchexiachong，danshichemenzaoyijingguanshang。
“放我出去！”
yigenanrenshangqianlazhuyaotiaochedeguqianqian，bataanzaizuoweishang。
“xiaoguniangbiehaipa，womenbuhuishanghaini。”
yipangzhengzaichulishangkoudelaonainaikaikou，kanzhetamuguangcixiang。
guqianqianbeianzaizuoweishangdongdanbude，zhujianlengjingxialai。
laorenhenheai，buxiangqueqianderen。
erqiekaijiazhanglinkenxianrentiao，haoxiangbutaiheli。
laorenzixidaliangguqianqian，xingfendekanxiangshenpang，“xiaoxiao，zheigeguniangjinidangxifubucuo！”
guqianqianchadianbeizijikoushuiqiangdao，yuguangzheicaifaxianchelihaiyouyigeren。
tacetoukanleyiyan，dunshilengzhu。
nanrenzuozailaorenshenbian，celianquxianjinhuwanmei，xiuzhangdeshuangtuijiaodiezaiyiqi，qishijinguilengmo，sanfazheshengrenwujindeqixi。