第六章 辅导员当说客

xiongxiaomeianweidao:“huangesiluxiang,nihaishixingyunde,womenhenduotongxue,baokuowo,lianshouzheizhongqurudejihuidoumeiyou。nishengzaifuzhongbuzhifu,youjialirenquanlizhichini。”

houcanghaidao:“youkenengyaofendaoxiangzhengongzuo,wobutaixiangqu。”

xiongxiaomeidao:“niyinggaiqu。yibanrenburongyidaozhengfujiguan,zheishiyigehaojihui,shuobudingjiushichenggongshiyedekaishi。ruguobushiying,yihoupai**zourenjiuxingle。”

“jinzhengfujiguanshiwodeshiyema?”zaijiangzhoushifanxueyuanzheisinian,houcanghaizuixihuanzuojijianshiqing,yishiliansanda,ershixiaxiangqi,sanshitanlianai,haigenbenmeiyoukaolvdaoshiyewenti。rujintingdaonvyoushuoqishiye,juedeshiyejiurutianshangdexingxing,hezijihaobuzhanbian。

xiongxiaomeidao:“nideshouyishouwanxin,xiangxiangzhengshi。nimenbanshangdechenwenjun,youxiuxueshenghuiganbu,xuexiaotuijiantadaolejiangzhoushijiguan。suirannijuedetaxinsihenzhong,weirenbuchuncui,keshitapingzhezijinuli,jiejuelegongzuowenti,nenglihaishihenqiang。”

chenwenjunhehoucanghaishitongbantongxue,guanxibucuo。zhishiliangrenderenshengguanheshijieguanwanquanbuyiyang。chenwenjunjinxiaojiuzhudongzhaodaofudaoyuan,yaoqiudangxueshengganbu,weibanjitigongxianliliang。zheixienianzhudongyaoqiujinbudexueshengyijingbuduole,fudaoyuanhenshigaoxing,likerangtadanglebanzhang。congci,chenwenjunjinruxuexiaopeiyangtixi,jiaruxueshenghui,rudang,daozheicibeituijiandaodangzhengjiguan,shunlichengzhang,shuidaoqucheng。houcanghaihechenwenjunguanxibucuo,queqiaobushangchenwenjunyitiandaowanzaifudaoyuan**houmian,jingchangfengciqiweixilidezhongshizougou。

houcanghaizainaoziliguolechenwenjundexingxiang,dao:“daozhengfujiguangongzuo,dangdalingdaokendingshichenwenjundeshiye,keshi,womeiyoufaxianzheishiwodeshiye,zuiduojiushidiyifengongzuo,erqie,wohaizhenbuyuanyiqu。wogengxiangchuangye,chuangyecaishizijideshiye。”

xiongxiaomeidao:“neinideshiyeshishenme?”

houcanghaiyaoleyaotou,dao:“womeiyouxianghao。lianwushu,xiaxiangqi,wodoushiwanpiao,zaixiaoneisuanshigaoshou,fangzaishineiyehaixing,keshiyugenggaocengcigaoshouxiangjiao,jiuwanquanbunengkan。womeiyouxianghaowodeshiyeshishenme?”

xiongxiaomeidao:“wodeshiyehenjiandan,jiushizhuanqian。woshougoulemeiyouqiandeshenghuo,womenloulidewenayi,yuanlaishihenpiaolianghenkailanghenhuopodeyigeren,haizaichanglidangguoboyinyuan,xianzaijialiyouleaizhengbingren,meiyouqianyizhi,tazhenggerendoukuadiaole。xianzaidewenayikeyiyongxingshizouroulaigaikuo,wanquanhenianqingshidaishilianggegainian,suoyi,wodeshiyehenjiandan,xiandanglaoshi,bazijianwenxialai,danshi,wozhongjiuhaishihuizuoshengyi,zhuanhenduoqian,xinlicainengpingan,fouzemeiyouanquangan。”

houcanghaidao:“nijuededuoshaoqiancainengyouanquangan?duoshaoqiancaisuanshishiyechenggong。”

“buzhidao,yueduoyuehaoba。”xiongxiaomeifuqinpiqibaozao,zaijialishijueduiquanwei。taduiyuzijimeiyouerzideshiqinghenzaiyi,yinciduishaonvshidaidexiongxiaomeizongshihengmeilengdui,zheirangxiongxiaomeicongxiaoqueshaoanquangan。

datishangjiejuelehoucanghaidegongzuo,jiexialaiziranjiushixiongxiaomeidegongzuowenti。xiongxiaomeihehoucanghaiyiqijingxinshejileziwojieshao,dayinchengjingmeiyinshuace,butingditoujirenheyoukenengjieshouzijidedanwei,youzhengfu、youqiye、haiyoujiaoyujigou。zheixiejianliruxiaoshitoupaojindahai,beibotaotunmei,meiyouyidianlianyi。

chuletoujianjieyiwai,tazaijiangzhouhaicanjialewushuchangzhaopinhui,zhaopinhuibijiaocaodandeshizongyou“gongzuoliangnian”deshedingtiaojian,jianggangbiyededaxueshengdangzailemenwai。

diwucizouchurenshanrenhaidezhaopinhuichang,xiongxiaomeituozhechenzhongjiaobu,manmandixingzouzaijiedaoshang。houcanghaigensuizaishenhou,anweidao:“bushetiaojiandedoushixienaodanwei,yuqidaozheixiedanwei,haiburudanglaoshi。”

xiongxiaomeidao:“wobuganxin,kudugaozhong,zhongyukaoshangdaxue,jieguodaxuebiyeyouhuidaochangli,fendoulezhengzhengqinian,raodaoleqidian。gangjinxuexiaodeshihou,chenhuazongshuoxuedehaoburushengdehao,wohaibuyiweiran,xianzaizhongyuxiangxinle。ruguowoyougehaobama,nalihaiyongdezhewozheiyangsichubenbo,erqiehaimeiyouzheluo。”

shuozhehua,yanleibenyongerchu。

xiongxiaomeisuoyanjinguanyouxiepianji,queshishishi。houcanghaiwufazuochuyouliquanjie,zhinengzichaodao:“woyihoujinlezhengfujiguan,jiuyaotonggaiqianfei,haohaogongzuo,zhengquzaodiandangguanzhangquan,zheiyangjiukeyijiangnidiaodaojiangzhou。erqie,womendeernvyidingbunengshouerbiankuchierchazui。”

rucizichaowufajiejuexiongxiaomeixinzhongdeyumen,congrenshijuzuzhidezhaopinshichangchulai,buxinghuidaoxuexiaodeluchengzhong,tayiluchenmoguayan。houcanghaibutingdidounvyoushuohua,congxuexiaoxiaohuajiangdaominjianduanzi,congsudejiangdaohunde,douwufarangnvyouzhanyan,zuihouzijiyebiandeyumenqilai。

huidaoxuexiao,zainvshenglouqianfenshoushi,houcanghaijianyidao:“yanglaodanongledianheyu,wanshangwoqingnichisuancaiyu。jiusuanmeiyougaodingdanwei,fanhaishidechiba。”

xiongxiaomeidao:“woxianhuiqinshishuijue,dengqilaihouhuoxujiuyoulejingshen。wanshangliudianzaibaokantingjianmian。”

tuozhechenzhongjiaobuhuidaoqinshi,guimichenhuakaiwanxiaodao:“zhaopinhuizenmeyang?niweileaiqing,yixinxiangyaoliuzaijiangzhou,laotianyinggaishougandongba。”tajianxiongxiaomeishenqingdiluo,buzaikaiwanxiao,shuoqizhengshi,dao:“shangwudulaoshilaiguo,rangnixiawuchoushijiandaobangongshiquyitang,shuoshiyoushizhaoni。”

“什么事?”

“dulaoshimeiyoushuo,zhishirangniquyitang。”chenhuagenzhetanxiyisheng:“nihaodaihailiuzaiqinyang,jiangzhoushishengneidierdachengshi,qinyangshidisandachengshi,zhuanlaizhuanqu,doushiquanshengqiansanjia。wojiazaixiaoxiancheng,quanshengpaimingzhishaosanshiweiyihou,woningyuanbuyaogongzuodoubuhuihuixiaoxiancheng。”

chenhuahexiongxiaomeishi202qinshiyoumingdeliangduoxianhua,zheixienianyinlaiwushujunnanzheyao。chenhuazaidaertanguoyicilianai,shitiyuxishuaige,danshizaidasanjiufenshou,congciyizhimeiyoutanlianai。

xiongxiaomeishenzhichenhuaxiongzhongkuailei,dao:“nidegongzuoyouzheluomeiyou?”

chenhuayaoleyaotou,taidujiandingdidao:“woyoulechongfensixiangzhunbei,ruguobiyeqiangaobuding,woningyuanbuyaogongzuo,yebuhuiluohoubisaidexiaoxiancheng。ruguohuidaoxiaoxiancheng,zheibeizijiusuanchedihuile。”

xiawushangwandiyijieke,xiongxiaomeilaidaofudaoyuandulaoshibangongshi。

dulaoshiyigerenzaibangongshi,jiandaoxiongxiaomeibiwangchangreqingxuduo,zhaohuqizuozaishafashang,haireqingdidaoleyibeishui。dulaoshiweirenlihai,tebieshiyizhangzuirudaofengyibanfengli,zaidayishisuoyouxueshengdouweiqisanfen,dangran,daoledasiyihou,dajiabuzaiweijuta,ziranyebuhuiqinjin。

“fenpeiyouzheluomeiyou?”dulaoshizuozaixiongxiaomeishenbian,qinqiediwendao。

xiongxiaomeiduanzheshuibei,meiyouhe,dao:“jintiandaorencaishichangcanjiazhaopinhui,gaobuchengdibujiu,meiyouheshide。”

dulaoshidao:“nijiazaiqinyang,fenhuiqinyangyebucuo。”

xiongxiaomeidao:“womenzheizhongshifanyuanxiao,huidaoqinyangkendingyaojinxiangzhenjiaoshu,yaoburanjiushijingongzidoufabuchulaidezidixiao。”

dulaoshipailepaixiongxiaomeishoubei,dao:“renshengguanjiandejiushineimejibu,kaodaxuesuanshiyibu,zhaogongzuoshiyibu,nvshengtanlianaishilingyibu。qishizhuanhuansiwei,wangwanghuifaxiantiankuandikuo。”

xiongxiaomeimeiyoulijiedaozheishishenmeyisi。

dulaoshijixushenrudao:“xiaomeishiwomenxilihenyouxiudenvsheng,wanquanyouliuxiaozige。xiaozongwuchulengchuzhangdeerziyeshiwomenxuexiaodaside,taduinihenyouhaogan,xianghenijiaowang。lengchuzhangshizongwuchuzhang,zongwuchuzhangzaixuexiaohenyoudiwei,hexiaolingdaoguanxihenhao,yaogaoyigeliuxuezhibiaorongyidehen。”tazhanqishen,congchoutilinachulezongwuchulengchuzhangdemingpian,dijixiongxiaomei,dao:“nikeyikaolvyixia,zheishiyigegaibianmingyundejihui。liuzaidaxuegongzuo,yihouduyan、kaobo,tiaojiandouhenhao。”

zhidaocishi,xiongxiaomeizheicaijingyadixiangmingbaidulaoshizheiyicishiweizijijieshaopengyou。tabamingpianfangzaizhuoshang,dao:“dulaoshi,woyounanpengyoule。”

dulaoshiweixiaodao:“younanyouyemeiyouguanxi,meiyoujiehundoushiziyoude,nikeyishenzhongkaolvcishi。nizuoyihui,lengxiaobingmashangjiuyaodaole,nimenkeyijianjianmian。”

xiongxiaomeizhenghehoucanghaihaodemilidiaoyou,ruhenenggoujieshoulingyigeyixingyirucifangshijieru,zhengyaojujueshi,bangongshimenbeituikai,yigexiaopangzijiangtoutanlejinlai,xiaoxixide。dulaoshidao:“lengxiaobinglaile,kuaijinlaiba。”

xiongxiaomeiduilengxiaobingdemingzimeiyouyidianyinxiang,jinlaidexiaopangzidaoshijianguomian。zaixuexiaowutingtiaowuzhishi,haihezheigexiaopangzitiaoguoyiqu。xiongxiaomeijuedezheigexiaopangzitiaowushizongshiyouyiwuyisuoduanshentijuli,jujuelexiaopangzidezaiciyaoqing。zheiyicijianmian,xiaopangziyiguanzhengqi,xiku、baishanyi、lingdai,gouchengleyifubailingdaban,bijiaokexideshixiaopangzibiziliyouyicuobimaoyiwaidishenchulai,feichangciyan,jiqijiandanchedijiupohuailezhenggexiangmao。

“xiaomei,nihao,woshilengxiaojun,meishuxide。womenjianguomian,zhishimeiyoujihuiziwojieshao。”xiaopangzilengxiaojunduziweiweiwangwaitu,zheizhongxingxiangzaizhongnianrenlimianbijiaochangjian,zaixueshengzhongzehenshaojiandao。tadeshengyinsiya,shigeposangzi,jiyoutese。

xiongxiaomeicishizhiyouyigeniantou,jinkuailikaibangongshi。tazhanleqilai,duidulaoshilimaodidianlediantou,dao:“dulaoshi,woxianzoule。”?

dulaoshijilengxiaobingshileyigeyanse,jiangxiongxiaomeisongdaolemenkou,dao:“lengxiaobingshizhonghouren,jiatingtiaojianhenbucuo,nikeyifangkaisiwei,zixikaolvyixia。”

xiongxiaomeidao:“woyijingyoulenanpengyou,buhuikaolvlengxiaobing。”

zaibangongshishi,xiongxiaomeibeitu**kuangnongdeyouxiefameng,huidaosushejianjianhuiguoweilai,shifenjingyapingshifeichangyansu、yishenzhengqidedulaoshizenmehuizuozheizhong“hongniang”,tafanfuxiangzhezheigewenti:“dulaoshikendingzhidaowozaitanlianai,baifenzhiyibaizhidao,jiranzhidao,?weishenmehaiyaozhuangzhebuzhidao,jieshaoneizhongwaigualiezaojiwo。”

dengdaochenhuahuilai,tajiupobujidaidijiangzheijianshiqingjianglechulai。

chenhuatongyilexiongxiaomeidepanduan,dao:“dulaoshikendingzhidaonizaitanlianai,youyicitadaowomenqinshimeiyoujiandaoni,zhijieshuoyouhezhongwenxidedagezitanlianaiqule。”

xiongxiaomeiqifendidao:“taweishenmenengzheiyang?”

chenhualengjingdifenxidao:“lengxiaobingbabashidangguande,dulaoshikendingyousuoqiu,zheiyebuqiguai。tazhifuzejieshao,chengbuchengshinideshiqing。”

liangrenzhengzailiaozhe,qinshixiangqileyigenanzideshengyin。nvshengqinshisulaibeiayishouderutietongyiyang,tebieshizaixiatian,jishaoyounanzishanglai。nanzidao:“qingwen,xiongxiaomeizaibuzai?”

xiongxiaomeitingdaozheigeposangzi,jinzhangdidao:“shineigeren,nijiushuowobuzai。”

chenhuaduiganyudadantongguoguanfangqudaozhuiqiunvshengdenanrengandaoshifenyouxingqu,zoudaomenkoujiujiandaoyigechuanzhechenyi、dazhelingdaidexiaopangzi,xiaopangzizhenghaoyingzheyangguang,zhenggerenkanshangquyouguangshuihua,rugangchulongderoubaozi。

“nizhaoshei?”chenhuaweiweiyangzhetou,yifugaoaoshenqing。

lengxiaobingzuixihuanzuozaiyishitangqianmianshidengziqianguanchameinv,duixiaoneizhongduomeinvdouyouyinxiang,chenhuaxiangmaochuzhong,shencaihuobao,yecengjingjinruqishixian。tameiyouxiangdaochenhuajuranhexiongxiaomeizhuyigeqinshi,jiejiebabadidao:“qingwen,xiongxiaomeizaibuzai?”

陈华道:“不在。”

lengxiaobingnachuyifengxin,dao:“mafannizhuanjiaoxiongxiaomei,xiexiele。”

chenhuajieguoxin,zhuanshenjinwu,shunshoujiangqinshimenguanshang。lengxiaobingzhanzaimenkoulveyouersanshimiao,zheicailikai,likaishi,naoziliyoufuxianqichenhuagaoaodelian,andao:“zheishishenmeshidao,meinvtaiduo,nanrenbugouyong。”

zheifengxinxiedehenzhijie**,fangchule“ruguotongyitanlianaijiuzaijiangzhoushifanxueyuanjiejuegongzuo”dedazhao。zheigedazhaofeichangyouli,bakandaoxinjianneirongdehoucanghaiqidezhitidashu。

“made,zheishishenmeren,waqiangjiaowadaowodetoushang,zhenshilaoshubiezuolun——qiledamaodexinchang,bixuyaoyingtoutongji,fouzewobushinanren。”

zheishihoucanghaikanbalaixinhoudezhenshifanying。

xiongxiaomeidangzhetademianjiangxinjiansidiao,ranhouchaoxiaoxiaopangzixinsiweisuo,shiyigeqipa。

houcanghaiyidianbuxiangkaiwanxiao,xiangzheruhetongzouzheigetaisuiyeshangdongtudejiahuo。

(第六章)