fanghenshaojintianyunvyouyuezaixueyuannanludexingbake。
tateyitiqianyigexiaoshidaode。
tiaoleyigeguangxianjiaoanhaiyoulvzhizheyandeweizhi，bijiaoshiheqinglvqingqingwowo。
fanghenshaodianlebeizuibianyidebingyaoningmeng，kanzheshoushihemanhuaiqidai。
quniandeqingrenjie，fanghenshaosongnvyoumingpaibao。
taguimideliwushiyitiaojinxianglian。
女友很失落。
zheixiedoushitadecuo，suoyixiangzhejinnianqingrenjieyeyaosongnvyouyitiaojinxianglian，suirantagangsongjinvyouyibushouji。
fanghenshaojiushigeputongrenjiadehaizi，yinweijiatingzhuangkuangbuhao，suoyitapinmingxuexi，haoburongyikaoruyanjingdianyingdaxuededaoyanxi。
gangruxue，tieshukaihuadefanghenshaobianxihuanshangbiaoyanxidezhenganqi，yongjinxinsicaibatazhuidaoshou。
zhidaozijidetiaojianbushihenhao，yejuedezijipeibushangrenjia，suoyifanghenshaomeishaojinvyousongliwu。
congneizhihou，tadexiaojinkulizaimeiyouguocunkuan，bujinrucihaijielehenduoqian。
半个小时后。
fanghenshaokandaonvyouheguimizuodaokaochuangweizhi，xianranmeiyoukandaota。
taquchuxianglianxiangyaojinvyouyigejingxi。
quejianzhenganqijiangyigeshoujihetuijiguimi。
“帮我卖了吧。”
“zheibushinanpengyousongnideshoujima？weishenmeyaomaia？”
“junshaocaishiwonanpengyou，tayigetiangoubale，woyoubuxihuanta，maileba。”
“wojiushuotanabuchushou，nizaogaihuanle，tingshuojunshaoqinqishizangyinyuledelaoban，nichengledamingxingkebuyaowanglewo……”
方恨少如遭雷击。
舔狗！？
tafuchuzheimeduo，zhenganqizhidangtashiyigetiangou，gengrangtananyijieshoudeshi，zhenganqihaiyoubieren！
“fanghenshao！nilailezenmebugaosuwoa，wogennishuohuani？！”zhenganqifaxianfanghenshao，biaoqingyouxiebuziran，danhaishixiguanxingdelizhiqizhuangdezhanqilaizhiwendao。
“shuoshenme？weilenipinming**，daguzhemailetebieguideshouji，niyidianbulingqing，jianmaidiao，haichaoxiaowoshigetiangou？”fanghenshaofanwen。
“niyebukankanbierennanpengyou，qingrenjiesongjinxiangliande，woxiangyaogexiangyangdeliwuzenmela？！”
“niheneigejunshaoyouzenmeshuo。”
“goule，nifanbufana，zhengtianyishenyiguide，wozuitaoyanrenbuxinrenwo！”zhenganqiliansenankan。
“yaoxiangxinren，nizongyaozhidexinren！……”
“fanghenshao，nigedananrenjiubunengdaduyidian，chongnvrenfahuosuanshenmebenshi，zaishuole，chikuishifubuzhidaoma？……”guimiyifanyanpikaikoudaduandao。
“nizheihuashuodehaoqingqiao！zheiyangba，niquanwochikuishifu，wozhunifurudonghai！”fanghenshaohengmeilengdui。
jinmozhehei，ruguoshuozhenganqishibeidaihuaide，jueduiyouhulizheiweiguimidegonglao。
kandaoguimibeiduideyakouwuyan，ganjuediumianzidezhenganqiyenule，shengyinyedaleqilai：
“fanghenshao，nikanzhewo，nizhibuzhidaonizijicuona？！”
“zhenxinyaojiduiren，jicuoleren，yiwenbuzhi？”fanghenshaomianwubiaoqingkanta。
“fanghenshao，nimeizigejiaoxunwo，nikankannichuandeshenme？jishikuaiqiandeditanhuodouxidiaose，nibuxiandiuren，nandaoyaowogenniyiyangma？！”
“zhenganqi，nirenweizheijianyifuhendiuren？wochuanletazhengzhengsannian，xidiaosele，buzaiheshen，duoshaorenquanwohuanleta，kewoshebude，yinweitashiniweiyisongjiwode，nizijidouwangle，wohaihebizhenxi，haijini！”fanghenshaotuowaitaorengzaizhenganqishenshang。
“ni，nijiuzhihuishuo，nandaonideaijiuzhishishuoshuoeryima！？”
“zhenganqi，wodaodishijileniduoshaoai，rangnibeipanhaizheimelizhiqizhuang？”
“woshuocuolema？！junshaohaiyaosongwojinxianglian，nini，youqiongyoukou！dazhonglianchongpangzi，haixiangrangwoganjitilinga？！”
fanghenshaotaiqidequantouyisong，luoxiayitiaojincancandexianglian。
younvshengjinghuchusheng，anqiertianshi，zhishaoliangwankuaiba。
“maijiwode？”zhenganqishenshouyaoquna。
“nizijibuexinma？”fanghenshaoshoushou，zhuanshenlikai。
“fanghenshao，nijiwohuilai！”zhenganqizhuishangqu。
“fenshouba，zhenganqi，daobutongbuxiangweimou，jidebiezailaizhaowo！”fanghenshaolengjundezhengkaigebo，dabuliqu。
yimingnanshengchaotadanchudamuzhi：“gemen，gandepiaoliang！”
zhenganqizaihoumianshengsilijiedehandao：“fanghenshao，fenshou，yeshiwoxianshuaideni！！”
……
“laihejiu！”pengleyixiapijiuping，fanghenshaoyangtougudongdongwangzuiliguan。
yijingsantianle，yuqingzhouheweifuminduishiyiyan，gemenshilianlejiejiuxiaochou，zuoxiongdidebixupeizhe。
“weileyigenvsheng，zhiyuneiyangchiqingma，quanbushijianjingliheqiandouhuazaitashenshang。”
“jiushi，zuotenglaoshiduohao，**、baoman、baixi，yiduiwuketiaotidemm，yingpanwosongjini。”
jianfanghenshaohaowufanying，liangrengaibianlushu：
“linjunhaoshenmedongxi，henshaobujieqi，duoyule，panta！”
“qidaozanxiongditoushang，paomingnongta！”
fanghenshaoliaoxiakongpingdalegegedao：“xinyilingle，douguoqule，congjinwanghoulaoziyouxihuacongbutanqing，yixinzhuanqianwutanian！”
piezuijixudao：“tanqianjiuduile，biyelewodasuandakaigechuanmeigongsi，henshaonibixukangdinga！”weifuminliuxudishangdoufuchuan。
“zheishierbixuyoufutongxiangyounantongdang！wodisanzhechayijiao！”yuqingzhounajiupingchuolechuo，huaixiaodao。
“yishiren，haoxiongdi！”sanrenpengpingyangtouyikoumenle。
fanghenshaoshidaoyanxi，weifuminshiguanlixi，yuqingzhoushibiaoyanxi。
sanrenshidachulaidejiaoqing。
tamencengjingshuihuoburong，zhengsanniandehuayangdoufa，zhijinbeirenchuanweixiaotan。
xinshengbaodaodeshihou，fanghenshaoyinweiyixieshiqingwanlaijitian，jieguoweifuminheyuqingzhouxiangyaobazhan1haogongyu6renjiande101shi，yijinghehuoganzousanmingxuesheng，jiangfanghenshaodechuangdiandoujirengjincesuo。
jieguofanghenshaogenqinshilaoshiyaoleyitaoquanxinde，sanrendeliangziyejiexiale。
yanyuchongtudaozhitiduikang，sheidouyiweirendanshigudefanghenshaohuibeijizou，jieguotahenkuaibodedaoyanxisitujiaoshoudekanzhong，fangfoshengmingliwanqiangdeyecaozai101shizhaxiagen，bingzhijibaichugenyuqingzhouliangrendoulegenilaiwowang，lingrendadieyanjing。
youcisanrendajia，fanghenshaobeiyuqingzhoudaqingzuijiao，situlaoshiwenqi，fanghenshaojingranmeiyouchenjigaozhuang。
斗了三年也腻了。
youcibanyefanghenshaoele。
“撸串？”
“走！！”
fanqianghuilai，sanrenlinzhepijiuweiraolecaochangbuzhiduoshaoquan。
事业、女人、八卦。
zhihousanrenjiuchenglewuhuabutandegemen。
sanrenzongzaishitangzouchubufudemotebufa，sidixiahaicengbeirenchengwei“yanyingsanjianke”。
henduorenyanlidesanmingcaogennanshengqishibingbujiandan。
weifumindexiaogushiliufucaituangaoceng，erjiazhongzhangbeicongzhengdebijingshangdehaiduo，yuqingzhoujialikaimeiyaogaodichan，danliangrenyizhihendidiao，fanghenshaoyezhishizhidaotaliangbufenqingkuang，bijingsheidouyouzijidemimi。
weiyizhencaogendefanghenshaoyeyouyoudian，tawenbibucuo，ouer**jirenzhuanxieyingping，meigeyueguangshigaofeijiuguoliangqian，ruguobushiyougeaipanbidenvyou，zai05niandeyanjingyijingkeyihuodehenzirun。
zhenghezhejiu，fanghenshaohuraneiyouyisheng，naodaibuzhibeishenmezaleyixia，“sheizheimemeigongdexin？”shenshouqumo，faxianshiyikuaihuawentebiepiaoliangdeshitou，taiyangyizhao，shanshanfaguang。
tahenxihuanzheikuaixiaoshitou，shunshoubatazhuangjinyidou，liuzuojinian。
“xianglianni，huitouwoquzhaowoxiaogutuile！”weifuminsuikoudao。
“xiele！”fanghenshaojiangshoushihepaizhuoshang。
“keqishenme？doushi……xianglianni？”
weifuminnaguoshoushihedakai，queyilengdezhuanjifanghenshaokan，shoushihelijingshikongde。
fanghenshaoganjintaodou，zhitaochugangcaineikuaixiaoshitou，jinxianglianbujianle。
【ding！nengliang+200，nengliang-100，xitongjihuochenggong，zixingbangdingsuzhu，yujijieshushijian16xiaoshi47fenzhong12miao，1%……】
“shenmeshengyin？”wozheshitoudefanghenshaochayiwendao，huranhundaozaidi。
丰台医院。
xinglaideshihou，fanghenshaofaxianzijitangzaibingchuangshang，geboshuzheye。
yuqingzhouheweifuminjizaipangbianbingchuangshang，hanshengciqibifu。
tanaohailicishizhengxuanfuzheyigeshitouzhuangdexitongjiemian。
世上真有系统？
zhiqiantajiandaodeshitoushixitong？
nandaorendaomeidaojidian，jiuhuifashengbukesiyideshi？
方恨少心砰砰直跳。
jiemiandezuoxiajiaozhongyougekaishijian，youxiajiaozeshiyixingzi：nengliang100。
zheinengliang100shizenmehuishi，zheishidaibiaoxitongbi？zijizenmehuiyou？
diankaikaishijiandanchuyigezhucaidan，shangmiansigecaidanxuanxiang：renwushuxing，renwushijian，xingyunducheng，shourujilu。
他点开收入记录。
【nengliang+200，nengliang-100，xitongjihuochenggong，zixingbangdingsuzhu……】
nengliangdaodishishenme？fanghenshaohaishiyitouwushui，diankairenwushuxingmianban：
姓名：方恨少
生命值：20/20
体力值：8/8
身高：180CM
体重：***KG
力量4
体质4
敏捷4
知识3
智力4
魅力4
幸运0
天赋：无
技能：无
装备：无
传说度：无
潜力点：无
zijideshuxingrucifeizha，yidingshixitonggaocuole。
fanghenshaochangshidiankaixingyunducheng，faxianlimiandedaduoxiangmudoushihuisede，zhiyou“laohuji”he“duihuanchu”daizheyanse。
laohujiyousangebolikuang，limianyoubutongdetuan，yigetoubicaoheyigelagan。
（xingyunlaohujidemeilizaiyuyixiaoboda，baoluowanxiangdeyiwaishouhuokeyirangnihuaiyirensheng！）
fanghenshaoxinzhongyixi，tajiuxihuanyixiaoboda。
duihuanchudeshuomingjiandanyidong：tongbi100，yinbi1000，jinbi10000。
tongbi100nengliang，xianzaijiukeyishishia！
fanghenshaolailejingshen，huanleyimeitongbi，toubizhihoulaxialagan，bolikuangzhongsangejuanzhoukaishifeikuaizhuandong。
ka，diyigejuanzhoutingxia，shiyikuaibanzhuan，diergejuanzhoutingxia，disangejuanzhoutingxia，rengjiushiyikuaibanzhuan。
中奖了？！