第1章
judadeluodijingzhanzhelianggeshengzhuangdenvren，yiqianyihou，yibaiyihong。
baiseshihunsha，qunbaijiangjingzizhanman；hongseshilifu，zhiluchubanbian。
“啊！”
hunshadeshuyaohuranshoujin，nvrenfachuyishengtonghu，kelashengderenbingbusongshou，fanerqianqingshenzitiejintousha，chenshengdao：
“jiangyuner，wojinggaoni，buzhunjiajita！”
“唔...”
“tingjianleme？！”yexishengsejuli，youyicilajinshuyaosheng。
toushaxiafachuyizhendixiao：“xixibaobei，nilesiwoyemeiyong，dabulemingtianhunlishang，woyanjiangshixinniang。”
yexidunshixieleqi，xindaoyunerguoranshibupatale。
taburenxinzaiyongli，zhizixidijianghunshashuyaodebangdaixihao，dachuyigepiaoliangdehudiejie。yiqienongtuoshan，hongqundemeirencongjiangyunershenhouzouchu，shunjianjiangluodijinglidefengjingdianliang。
xianchuxiandeshiyitiaoxianxidexiaotui，nongyudehongsechentuodebenjiushengxuedejifuyufayingche；dapianguangrundesiduansuihouchuxian，diaodaixiadejiantouquebisiduangengyouguangze；zhangqundechakaidebudi，pianshengyexishengleyizhangduanlidafangdelian，qingsongjiangguofenzhichuzhenzhu，zhenggerenxiandegaoguiershengjie，pangruburongxiedu、zhangkongyiqiedenvshen。
danzhiyouyenvshenzijizhidao，waibiaodedandingdoushizhuangde，xinliquanshijiaojihebuan。
faweibuxing，zhihaobaishishijiangdaoli。yexihuanshangxiaolian，wenyanquandao：“yuner，jiehunshidahaoshi，danzanmennengbunenghuangexinlang？yuanchenghepeibushangni...”
“...baobei，buyaozheiyangshuota。”
jiangyunerjiangtoushaliaokai，xianchuyishuangfangfoshuyuchushengdexiaoludeyanjing，daizhewumengmengdeshuiqiwangzheyexi，bianjiedao：“chenghetazhishikanqilaiyoudianyanli，qishitarenhenhaode！”
“...taneijiao‘youdianyanli’？”
jiangyunerfuyanyixiao，yikaishixian，dao：“...tashidalaoban，jiusuanyanliyeshiyinggaide，fouzeyouzenmenengzhendezhuxiamianshijiwanyuangong？”
gaikoudezheimekuai，yexizhijieyezhu。
jiangyunerlaqitadeshou，fangzaitaxiongkoupaiyipai：“wokannanren，nifangxin。”
yexigengdehouguanmaoyan，chayidianbeiyuandisongzou。
bushitabunengjieshouguimi、lijieguimi、chengweiguimi，ershiyunerdelianainaoshizai“qianke”taiduo，budebufang。
gaozhong，yunermishanglexiaomenkoudehuabeidage，feishuotashishengminglidegaishiyingxiong，huiqizhehuoyanmotuodaoxuexiaoliquta，zuihoudagemeiqijinlai，daoqijinqule。
daxue，yunershangwangjianlegepiaoliuping，hesuweimoumiandewangyou“yizhenggeaizhu”，tielexinyaochuoxuequdongnanyazhaota，chadiandaoduifangnei“tushengtuzhang”dedifangdanglexiaogongzhu。
biyezhiqian，yunerduiqianlaixiaozhaodeyuanshijituanrenlijingliyijianzhongqing。liangrenruzhidangtian，diantimengangdakaibianzhuangjiantabeisigebaoanchachuqu，yuanyinshisaoraoxiashuzhuadaoxianxing...haishigenanxiashu。
zongeryanzhi，yanerzongzhi，nengrangjiangyuneryitouzhajinqudelianqing，douyoudu。
erjieduderen，yizhishita，zhinengshita，bixushita。
zheimeduonian，yexiyeshiyouchengguode。benzhe“gaobudingguimi，jiusongzouguimikanshangdenanren”deyuanze，yiluguoguanzhanjiang，bashuijingbandeyunershouhuzhijin，kewanwanmeixiangdao，zheihuidaowaidichuchahaibumanyigeyue，juranjiubeirentoulejia。neiri，yunerfalaixinxi——
“xixibaobei，woyaojiehunle。”
“？”
“chenghetatedizhunxuwozijitiaoyigebanniang，wojuedezhinengshini。”
“？？”
“shijianjiudingzaihoutian，dizhiwofani。”
“？？？”
“qidaibeinichuanbanniangfudemeimaomiyun。aini，bixin。”
！！！
谁？
闪婚？
何时谈的？
zheiyigeyuezenmehaowufengsheng？
yexijiangwentiyichuanlianzheyichuanfachuqu，jiangyunerquezaibuhuiying。
jiaojizhixia，tafachushipinqingqiu，keyunerbujieshipin，butingyuyin。
tanaibuzhudagedianhua，dianhualichuanlaibinglengdenvsheng，“ninbodadeyonghuyiguanji”。
竟然跟她搞失联。
shanqubinguan，shengengbanye，yeximengranheshangbijibendiannao，yigeyaozifanshencongchuangpugunxiadi，lianyexunchezhibenjichang，chengzuozuizaodehangbanfeihuiwancheng，kuangbiaogandaojiangyunerfajitadedingwei，qichuanyuyuzhizhong，yanqianchuxianyipianguangkuowuyindedahai。
yexizheicaifanyingguolai，yunerjiehundedidianzaichuanshang。
zhunquedeshuo，shizaiyuanshijituanmingxiade、youzhaodaiqianmingbinkenenglide、wandunjidunweidedaxingyoulunzhishang。
eryuneryaoshanhundeduixiang，zhengshineigehaocheng“bachuanduikaishangleyuzhou”deyuanshijituandongshijuzhuxi，jinnianliushiyisuideyuanchenghe。
taiyangdixia，yexiyangtouwangxiangkanbudaodingdedayoulun，ditousaoleyanzijidexiaoyingzi，fuyangjianchushiweijie，xianshanleyao。
不要紧，不要慌。
zhiyaotahuilaile，yuneryidinghuihuixinzhuanyide。