第1章 下车礼

longanxiancheng,jiayixiaoquzhengmenwai,zaoshangbadiansishifen。

shijilianghunchekaobianluxutingxia。

suoyourendoucongchelixialai,shouzhongnazhelipaozhunbeiyingjiexinniangxiache。

yufeiyecongzhuhuncheshangxialai,zoudaohouzuolingyicejiangchemendakai:“xiacheba!”

zhangmuniangwubilianquebuweisuodong。

tazuozaichelishenshousisizhuaizhuxinniangheyu,bujinshitabuxiache,yeyagenerburangheyuxiache。

yufeihaoxiongdiliyangjianzhuang,feikuaichongshangqianlaizaiyufeierbiantixing:“feige,xiachelia!nikebiewangle。”

“e!duiduidui,nikanwodougaoxingguotoule,bazheishierwangle。”yufeimangbudieyingdao。

shuozhetajiuganjinjiaoxiongdimennalaiyigelipan,nachubaqianbabaibashibakuaixiachelifangdaolimian。

anzhaolonganxianzheibiandeguiju,xinxifujiejinmenqianxiachelizhishaodoushibaqianbabaibashibakuai,fenwenbunengshao。

yufeixiangdangrandezuolezheiyangdezhunbei。

heyuyaoyaochun,jixuzuozaichelichenmo。

wubiliantouyebuhuidechongzheyufeishuodao:“yufei,niyebieshuowozheigedangmadediaonanni,nimenhunligaibandeyedoubanle,xianzaizhichazheijiexinrenjinmenle,niyaojisanshiwanxiacheli,woxianzaimashangjiurangxiaoyuxiachegennijinmen,fouzejintianzheigechejiubuyongxiale。”

“ma,maifangwojiuhualeershiwanshoufu,maichehualewoshilaiwan,banjiuxiyequanshiwotaodeqianyehualeshilaiwan,zhiqiandecailiqianwoyejileershiwanle,zheikeshiwogongzuozheijinianlaisuoyoudejixule!nihaiyaosanshiwan,wonaliyoua?”yufeiyiliandewunai。

zuoweixiaoxianchenglizhengchangdegongxinyizu。

yufeicongershiersuibiyechulaigongzuodaoyuheyuxiangshi,zhidaoxianzailiangrenjiehun。

jintiantamenzongsuanshijieshulezhangdasanniandelianaizhangpao,zhengshiburuhunyindediantang。

zheizuihouyibujiuchayingxinrenjinmenle。

xiangxiangzheixienianlai,yufeicongyiqiongerbaidaoxianzaiyoufangyouchezheiyicongwudaoyoudeguocheng,taxinlimanmandedoushixinsuan。

suiranyufeidefangbuda,cheyezhishiyiliangbuguideguochanche,dantayexinmanyizu。

bijingyaofangyaoche,yeshiwubilianzhiqiantideyaoqiu。

suoyiyufeibizhemeibanfa,zhinengbajixunachulaifushoufumaifangmaiche。

hunlijiuxinvfangjiameiyoutaoyifenqian,quanshiyufeigerenzitaoyaobao,zaijiashangzhiqianershiwancailiqian。

xianzaiyufeishijiegehun,bazijiwanquandezhalegejinggan。

suoyi,tanalihaiyousanshiwandexiachelijiwubilian?

liyangyetiyufeizheji,mangbudieshangqianquandao:“ayi,jinmenjishishijiudiana!xianzaihaiyoushiduofenzhongjiudaojishile,yaobuxianrangyujiexialaibaliuchengzouwan,zhihoujinlemenzaitanzheishierba!”

“buxing,sanshiwanxiacheli,yifendoubunengshao。”wubilianyizhanglaolianbinglenghuidao。

jiuzaizheishi,heyuqindidihechengkuaibupaoshangqianlai,dingzheyufeidajiao:“jiefu,sanshiwaneryi,duinilaishuoyoubuduo,nikannizheimeduoxiongdi,tamendougenzainishouxiahun,nishizaimeiyoudehua,yigerenzhaotamenjiegeliangsanwan,shigerenyedouersanshiwanleshibushi?nihekugenwomajiangni?”

“hao,hecheng,nishuodeyeyoudaoli,neixing,ma,wojintianwenniyiju,niyaozheisanshiwanshiyaolaiganshenmede?ruguoshuoniyaolaishijiheyucunzhe,woyufeijintianjiusuanqumaishen,woyebazheiqiancouzulejini。”yufeizhanzhishenti,yuqilengmodezhiwen。

zheiyike,yimibajidageerdeta,kanqilaiqueshirucidebeiweiyumiaoxiao。

jiuxianghenduotongyangzaoyuguozheizhongshiqingdenanrenyiyang,zaiaiqingyujinqianmianqian,nizhangdezaigaoda,yeshizhonghuiaineimebanjie。

qianjiushigetemedewangbadan,danmeiyouzheigewangbadan,nizijijiuhuishigeshadan。

这不就是现实吗?

wubilianqueyebuxiangheyufeifeihuaneimeduo,jingzhidangzhesuoyourendemiannuhoudao:“yuertabasidezao,shiwoyishoubatahehechengdaidade,wojiuzheimeyigeerzi,wobudetitazhexiang?yuershitaqinjiejie,tajiehunjialechuqu,jiugaijiqindidicundianerqianzaineiercaixing。”

“e!yuanlaishitihechengzhexianga!”yufeishiranzhangtan,dunshixinliangbanjie。

xiangheyuzheigeqindidihecheng,congxiaodaodabuxuehao,chengjichadeyitahutubushuo,daxuemeikaoshangjiuchulaihunshehui,daoxianzaiyeshigeliumangpizixingde**。

wubiliannanvxubutieqinerzi,tazheizhaodaoshizhentingjiangjiu。

zhishizheiduinvxuyufeilaishuo,youduometongku,bukexiangerzhi。

“呼……”

yangtouzhangchuyikouqi,jiangxinlidetongkuyubeishangpingfuxialai。

yufeizhuanlianwenheyu:“heyu,jintianzheishiernizenmeshuo?”

“wojiuzheiyangyigedidi,yihouwomahaidetazhaogu,zheisanshiwannideji,erqieniyaozhenaiwodehua,nihaihuizaihuzheiququsanshiwanma?wozainiyanlinandaojiulianzheisanshiwandoubuzhima?”heyuyibiankuyibianzhiwenyufei。

tademeiyijuhua,douxiangshijiandaoyiyang,yidaodaodeshenshenzhazaiyufeixinkoushang。

cailiershiwan,yaofangyaoche,hunlijiuxifeiyongnanfangyirenchengdan,shoudecailiquanguinvfangjia。

yufeiyijingzuochulezuidaderangbu。

zhiyinweitaaiyanqianzheigenvren。

danshixianzai,zheinvrenquewenta“niyaozhenaiwodehua,nihaihuizaihuzheiququsanshiwanma?”。

cishicike,yufeixinlijianzhijiuxiangshidafanlewuweipingyiban,ku,tong,nan,bei,shang,zhongzhongqingxuyiyongershang。

tazheiyimibajigaogeerdedananren,shuangyanzhongdouhanqileleihua。

xianchangqifenshunjianyincierbiandemomingganga。

“zheihunlaozibujiele。”

shumiaohou,yufeichedinule,zhangzuiyishengpaoxiao。

paoxiaoluoba,tashenshouyibajiangshenshangchuanzhedexizhuangwaitaotuoxialaizazaidishang。

“呜呜呜……”

heyudunshishangxindezuozaicheliwuwuhaotaodaku,jiuxiangzijishouleduodadeweiquyiyangkexiao。

wubilianyelaoleizonghengdechongzheyufeinuhou:“nishigeguer,wufuwumu,womenyoumeiyouxianqiguoni?yuergenlenisannian,chileduoshaoku,shouleduoshaozui?hundoujiele,jiuchayingjinmenle,jiaoninasanshiwandexiachelinidoubuleyi,haizaizheiligenwojiyan?”

“woc,yufeinitemesuanshenmedongxi,wojiegennidaoxianzai,tayoumeiyouxianguoniqiong,youmeiyouxiannijiashibuhao?nitemeshuobujiejiubujie?xiangdawohejiadelianshima?niwenwenlaozizheibangxiongdidabudaying?”hechengzheige**yegenzhenuma。

tashenhoushijigeranzhegesehuangmao,shenshangwenzhewenshen,yikanjiubushishenmezhengjingrendexiongdimen,lijichongshangqianlaijiangyufeituantuanweizhu。