“老婆，老婆”
tangzaidachuangshangdexinzi，bunaifandibolebosaoraotashuijuededongxi。
“老婆，老婆”
xinziroulerouxingzhongdedayan，huobaopiqiyixiazibeiremaole：“sheizailaoniangchuangbianfangzheimeexindejiaosheng”，qidezhenggerencongchuangshangdantiaoqilai。
simuxiangdui，shijianwanruzaizheiyikejingzhi。
“aaaaa”，xinzibeiyanqianzheibuzhinalibengchulaidenanrenhedelishengjianjiao，lianmangjiuzhebeizixiangjianguisideliangundaipadisuodaojiaoluo。
xinzidengzhekuaiyaotuochuangdedayan，jingkongdidaliangzheyanqianzheigezhangxiangjunmei，xingweijuzhiqueshizugeruozhidaierdemeinan。
“laopo，laopowomenhuijia”，nanrenjingzhidewuguanduizhexinziluchucanlandexiaorong，zuilibutinghanzhelaopo，jiuchakoushuimeiliuchulai。
taguizhexiangzhidamaosidepudaoxinzimianqian，hedexinzixiaolianyixiazishuabai，yangqishouyibazhang。
啪--
nanrenbeihenhenshuaileyibazhang，daozaidachuangshangwuzhebeishanmadelian，jurankule。
xinzibeileidezuijiaoweiweichouchu，zheinalibengchulaidechier，zhenbaizhangzheimeshuaidelian。
“wei，nisheia？”xinziyongxiaozhishitanshide，xiaoxinyiyizaitadejianbangshangdianledian，zheiroushouganhaitingjieshi。
nanrenluchukelianbabadebiaoqing，weiqudibianzhehaokandebochun：“mamashuowomenshuilegejuejue，woshinilaogong，nishiwolaopo”。
xinzitingzhetashahuhudeyanyu，conghunluandejinghezhonglengjingxialai，zuotianjinjiudianqiandehuamianyizhenzhenhuifang，shunjianxiangshimingbaileshenme，xianxideshouzhuazhebeiziyiyang，beizizhizhigaizainanrendetoushang。
chenzhenanrenbeimaizaibeizilizhengzhashi，xinzixunsuchuanshangyifuchongchufangjian。
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xinzinuqichongchongdishadaoxinjia，yijiaochuaikaidamenduizhehaohuadedatingjianshenglangqidinuhou：“xinda，yangzhilianjiwochulai”。
“sheirangnizheimezhihufumumingzide”
xuanzhuanloutishang，yiduiyongronghuaguidefuqihuanhuanzoulexialai。
“he！fumu？nimenyepei？”，xinzishuangbeihuanxiong，baixidexiaolianshangluchubiyideshenqing，zheiduipizherenpidechailangfuqijiubupeifumuzheichenghao。
xindashengxingfengliuyoumixin，laopo，xiaosanyiqihuaiyun，tongyitianshengxiaxinzihexinbei。
chushengchayixiaoshi，minggequeyigetianyigedi。
keliandexinziyichushengjiubeiyigesuanmingxianshengshuomingyingkefumu。
zheiyishuo，kebaxindahehuaile，limabaxinzidiujitawaiponei，congxiaozhinengzainingchengpinminquzhangda，meimeixinbeiyinweiminggewangfumu，congxiaobeishouchongai。
“xinzi，xinjiadoubeinikedeshengyiyinianburuyinian，nihaiganzheimexiaozhang”，xindaqifendibasuoyoudebuxingquanguaizaixinzitoushang，zheigenverjiushigezaixing，chushengyilaitamenjiumeiyunlianlian。
xinziduizheifuqiliangzhenbuzhidaoshikebeihaishikexiao，batazheigekexingdiuleershisannian，zheipogongsibuhaishiyituanzaoma？
“suoyinimenjiujiaorenbawoguanzui，diujiudianli，bawoyifubaguangshunbianfanggedinengerzaiwochuangshang？”
“nidongshenme，neikeshiweijiaershaoye，bushiwomen，weijiazheizhonghaomenniyibeizidoupanbushang”
xindabazheijianshishuodegenmodadeenciyiyang。
xinzikebushishazi，zheiweijiaershaoyerenrendouzhidaozhiliyouwenti，zaiweijiajiumeirenqiaodeqita。
“nizhiyaojiajita，shubujinderonghuafuguidengzhenini，womenshizaibangni”，xindashituyouhongxinzi，qishitademudejiushixiangxinzijiaguoqu，genweijiazuoyinqinhaolaodianhaochu。
kexingpeishazi，gangganghao。
xinzizaokanqingzheifuqidezuilianle：“wopei，zheimehaodeshijiaoxinbeiqua”。
meimeixinbeicongxiaozuibajiuzhengtianchaozheyaojiaruhaomen，weijiazheizhonghaomenzuihetayile，jiachuqushengdetiantianzhizhidaozaixiaobailianduilihejiubaijia，xinjiadegongsibeitagaodejifeigouzou，wuyanzhangqi。
lveguoxindachouedezuilian，xinzidemuguanghuanhuanzhuanxiangzaiyipangyishengbuhangdeyangzhilian。
zheigenvreneduyoubailian，yibianbaishenyibianmaren，xiaoshihoujingchangduitadeqinshengmuqinzuishangshuohaohua，andiligezhonghuicai，xinzixinlizhendehensizheigebailianjiaozhu。
yangzhilianduishangxinzifenhendeyanshen，zhishiluchulengxiao，zheigechouyatouzhihuiaishouaijiao。
dangchuyangzhilianzhidaoxindamixin，zhuanmenqujizijidenversuanming，suanchushikezhexindade，weilenengbaozhuronghuafugui，zhijiebazijinverdesuanmingjieguogenxinzihuanle。
xinzibenxiangzhejixufanbo，naohaizhongturanshanguowaigongshuizheshijingchangshuomenghua，zuilihanzheyangzhilian，wentashenmeshi，tayezhishishensehuangzhangdibutingyaotou。
yixiangtounaoqingxidexinzifaxianlezhongzhongyidian，waigongdefanyingrangtabujinjingjue，jiashangwaipoxianzaibinglexuyaoqian。
xinzizaixinlipansuanguohou，zuizhongtajueqiangdetoulujianjianchuixia：“wojiakeyi，danniyaochuqianjiwowaipokanbing，zheishiniqianwomamade”。
xindadunshisongleyikouqi，jikedadianhuajiweijiadingxiazheimenqinshi。
weijiaduizheimenhunshifeichangzhuzhong，dongzuohenshixunsu，yigexingqizhunbeihaolehunli。
jiehundangtian，weijiaershaoweizheyichuanzhebaisedexizhuang，guangjiebaixidelianpang，lengjiaofenming，tabeirenqunyonghu，junmeiwushuangderongyanxiyinlewushurendeyanqiu。
tazuoshoushoulizhuazhebangbangtang，yinweijiehunhenfansuo，cishizaibugaoxingdinaopiqi，sihuobukenpeihezhehunliyishi，weierfurenzaishenpanghongzheta。
xinzitouguotousha，xilideyanshenzhigougouwangzhezhangxiangwanmeikexingweiguaiyideweizheyi，xinlianantucao，zheinanrendemingziqudezhentieqie，zheyi，tianshizheyihoushuaixialai，shuaihuainaozile。
yiduirenbaweizheyihonghaohou，shunliwanchenglehunli。
wanshang，xinzibeiweierfurenjiaodaoshufang。
weierfurenshangxiadaliangzhetuoxiahunshadexinzi，zheinvhaizhangdedaoshihaokan，kejiushiyifusiqichenchendemoyang，guorankexingdouyouliankande。
傻子配克星，完美。
“jinlewomenweijiadedamen，niderenwujiushizhaoguhaozhangfu，kaizhisanye，qitabiedeshishouqishoubiezuo，bushunerdehua，bishangzuibieshuo”，weierfurenfuyandisuibianjianglejuhua。
“xiexieermatixing”，xinzisangqididiandiantou，yifurenmingdeyangzi。
weierfurenluchuheaideweixiao，taishoushunleshunxinzidezhangfa，yuqizhongtouzhewunaiyutongqing：“womenjiaayiyoushayouchun，shenghuoyoubunengzili，kenidoukenjiaguolailewomenyebukuidaini，tinghuaa”。
xinziyuetingyuebuduijing，zheihuayuzenmeneimexiangneiyangbailiandelianyanlianyu。