zicongxuqingyindanglezheigegouzi，zheishiyebushidiyicifashengle。
xumingzhanchulizheizhongshiyijinghenxianshu。
tahenhaoshuang，guyiwen：“wushiwangoubugou？”
许清音：“？”
打发叫花子呢！
yushi，zhijiandizhexiabayoudianweinan，ziyanziyunannanzhe：“xushichuanmeizongcaixumingzhanduorenplayzheigehuatiruguodengshangresou，yinggaimanjingbaodeba！”
shashijian，xumingzhanmouzidouranzhengda，qideyikoulaoxuedoukuaitule！
狗仔，不愧是狗仔！
tajiuhepengyouhegejiueryi，duolejigepiaoliangniupeitongeryi，jingranniuqushishi！
xumingzhanzhinengjiajia，“yibaiwan。”
xuqingyinmeisongkou，jiuneimezhabazheyanjingkanta，lianshangxiezhe：jixujilaoniangjiajia！
xiangshijimiao，xumingzhanbaixiazhenlai，neishuangtaohuayandoubeiqichengledoujiyan。
tabushishebudeqian，ershitadezhencaohenzhongyaode。
tudiaozuilideyan，xumingzhanyiyaoya，“wubaiwan！”
xuqingyinmangbudiediguoquwanzhetadegebo，xiaorongguaiqiao，“ge，yijiarenniyetaikeqile！”
xiayimiao，zhizhexumingzhandezhipiaoben，“kuaixieba，houmianshiliugelingha。”
变脸比翻书还快！
xumingzhanguzuoxianqidishuaikaitadeshou，nazhebihuahuadizaizhipiaoshangtianleyigewu，liugeling。
xinshuo，meishi，zheishiqinmei！
专门坑哥的亲妹！
“biejiaowoge，ganjinde，dangzhewodemianbazhaopianshanle，buranwobufangxin。”xumingzhanzhijianjiazhexiehaodezhipiao。
xuqingyin：“......”
shanshenmeshan，zhaopiantahaimeilaidejipaijiufaxiangusinianpituile，nayouxinqing！
tachuimouqiaoleyanshouzhongdexiangji，fanzhengyeshuaihuaile，xuqingyingancuimengdichaodimianzaqu。
‘pada’zheixiachedisanjiale。
“ge，wodechengyigoubugou？xiangjidoushuaisuile，wohainengkengnibucheng。”xuqingyinpaipaixumingzhandejianbang，yibaduoguotashouzhongdezhipiaojiujinwu。
xumingzhan：“......”
xiaonizijuranshuailezijidexiangji，youdianfanchang。
tachelechezuijiao，meixiangneimeduo，dianlezhiyanjiuwangzijizhudeneidongbieshuzouqu。
xinlixunsizhe，fanghuofangdao，zuixuyaofangdeshigouzixuqingyin。
zheibian，xuqingyinkanleyanshouzhongwubaiwanzhipiao，shiliandetongkuxiaosanleyidaban！
taxiaoxinyiyibazhipiaofangjinbaoli，jiaogangtajinketingdamenmeijibu，yizhangyulebaozhijiuchaotazaleguolai。
“gunhuilaile？”xuboyongzuozaishafashangchuihuzidengyanjing。
xuqingyinwanyaojianqidishangdebaozhi，miaoleyanlaoxu，yousaoleyanduimiandelaolvchanenlvcha，lizhiqizhuangzouguoqu。
“laoxu，nilaohutule？woyoubushixueqiu，zenmekenengshigunhuidema！woshizuochehuilaide！”
这态度气不气人。
xuboyongdunshihengmeinumu，henbudebashouzhongdechabeizaguoqu。
zheijianzhijiushigetaozhaide！
talaoxujiazhuchanyeshiyulechuanmei，zheituzaizijiupaoqudanggegouzi，zhengtiandingzhexushiqixiadeyirenbufang。
shenzhizheixietianhaibamubiaomiaozhunjiejiexulewei，jianzhishiqianjiaoxun！
xuboyongmata，“nigexiaowangbadan，nianjiyebuxiaole，nengbunengdongdianshi？nikankannijiejie，tongyangdenianjiqueyangyangdoubiniqiang，nihaoyisima？”
“nikanni，nianjiqingqing，zhengshibugan，zhengtiannagexiangjifengfengdiandian，nirangwoxuboyongdemianziwangnage？”
xuqingyinxiao，“e，woshixiaowangbadan，nishilaowangbadan！”
xuboyong：“......”
xuqingyinzuodanrenshafashang，“biejiwojiangneixieyoudemeide。”
“shouxian，nixuboyongdemianzibushijinzi，bunengdangfanchi。qici，womajiushenglewohexumingzhan，meiyoujiejie。zuihou，nidangzheimeduonianjiepanxiadouhaoyisi，woyoushenmebuhaoyiside！”
xuboyongnianqingdeshihoufengliuchengxing，haihehaoxiongdidelaoposunianyunaimeibuqing。
xuqingyinbasuideshihou，xuboyongjiuhemuqinfenglanlihun，gengshitianbuzhichidejiangsunianyunquhuijia。
mingmianshangshuodehaoting，haoxiongdiyiwailishi，tatirenjiazhaoguqinv，shizeyejiuneidianwochuoxinsi。
sunianyunmunvlianggengshigechayishi，congxiaodaodaxuqingyinchiguodekuibizouguodeluhaiyaoduo。
xianzaitasuanshixiangmingbaile，renbunengzongchikuide，defanjicaixing！