第4章 工资卡上交给老婆大人(2072字)

yezhengtingdiezuozaidishang,kanzheguyechendanshouchadouzhanzaizijimianqian,shensuidemuguanglenglidekanzheziji,bujinbeizhenshezhule。

zhaojuankandaoguyechenshi,yelengleyixia。

zhishikandaotasuiranrenmorenyang,danshenshangdeyifugenbenjiushibuzhimingdezapaishi,shunjianjiaoxiaoqilai:“nizheigechouxiaozi,nijiushiyeyunjiaozhaodenanren?quannishixiangdeganjingun!womenyejiakebushinizheizhongqiongxiaozigaopandeqide!”

ertazishibuzhidao,guyechenshenshangde“zapai”keshigaoduandesirendingzhi。

“nijiushizuowanheyeyunjiaoguihundenanren?”yekeerxianqidishangxiadaliangta,erhoushanfengdianhuo,“bama,wotingshuohongchenjiudianyouzhuanmenpeiyangyazide,zheixiaobailianyidingshineilideyazi!”

“tangtangyejiaqianjinjingranheyigeyazijiehun,chuanchuquwomendeliandouyaobeidiujinle!”

yezhengyanyehuishen,yishidaozijijingranbeiyigemaotouxiaozihezhu,xinzhongmeilaiyoushengqiyigunuqi。

“chouxiaozi,nizhidaodezuiwomendexiachangma?”

“buzhidao,burunirangwozhidaozhidao。”

jiantajingranganzhengmiantiaoxinfuqin,yeyunjiaoyezhenjingle。

“jiaojiaoxianzaishiwodeqizi,yihouyoushenmewenti,chongzhewolai,yaoshirangwozhidaonimenganweinanta,bieguaiwobukeqi。”

shuowan,guyechenlazheyeyunjiaolikaiyejia,shenhouhainengtingdaoyezhengyandenuma。

chuleyejia,yeyunjiaojiushuaikaiguyechendeshou。

“liangchen,nigangcaizhenshitaichongdongle,nizhidaodezuiyejiadexiachangma?”

“buzhidao,danshiwobunengrangnishouweiqu。”

yeyunjiaobuxiangbaliangchenzheigeputongrenqianchejinlai,suoyixiangchengdanxiayezhengtingsuoyoudenuhuo。

gangcailiangchenneiyifanchongdongdejudong,rangtazhenjingdetongshi,xinzhongbeiwennuan,yuanbenchizedehuazaizuili,zenmedoushuobuchulai。

“suanle,shangcheba。”yeyunjiaotoutengdefue。

yilushangyeyunjiaodouzaidanyou,guyechenkandezhoumei。

“bujiushiyejiama?nidaodizaidanxinshenme?nijiranbutuyejiadejinqianhequanshi,daodiweishenmeyoushouzhiyuta?”

suiranheyeyunjiaojiechudebuduo,danshiguyechenkanchulaiyeyunjiaobushishouqidexingge。

tayesihaobujiyejiarenherendemianzi,keshimeicidoushiliuyixian,xiangshibeishufuzhushoujiao。

“我……”

huadaozuibian,yeyunjiaokanzheguyechenneishuangshenchendeyanjing,youyanxiaqu。

jiusuanshuochulaiyouyoushenmeyong,tayewufabangzijijiejue,buguoshituzengfannaobale。

“yejiameiyounixiangdeneimejiandan,tamenzhengrendeshouduanniyemeiyouchangguo,yihounijiuzhidaole。”

chajuedaobanlutazhuankaihuati,guyechenzhoumei。

tabuyuanyishuo,zijizhinenghuitouanzhongrangrendiaocha。

yeyunjiaohuidaojia,jiukaishitoujianli。

cailikaiyejia,tadesuoyoukajiudoubeitingle。

beiduanlejingjishouru,tabixunulizhuanqiancainenghuoxialai,cainengzhihaowaipodebing。

yilianjitian,jihaojigegongsifalexiaoxi,quedoumeiyouhuifu。

danshitaquejiedaoyiyuandedianhua,shuowaipobeiyichubingfang。

guyechenheyeyunjiaolikekaichequyiyuan,yuanyuandejiukanjianwaipodebingchuangbeituidaoyiyuandezoulangshang。

yeyunjiaopudaochuangbian,kanzhewaipolingluandefasi,yanleidunshiliuchulai。

“外婆。”

tingdaokuhansheng,waipozhengkaiyouxiehunzhuodeyanjing,kandaoyeyunjiao,yanjinglishanguoyisiguangliang。

“姣姣,你来了。”

“waipo,doushiwobuhao,doushiwobuhao。”

yeyunjiaozhidaoyezhengtinghuibuganxin,keshimeixiangdaotajingranzhendegandongwaipo,bawaipoganchubingfang。

“meishi,zhenghaowaipozaibingfangtaimenle,chulaitoutouqi。”

kanwaipohaibuwanganweiziji,yeyunjiaogengjiananshou。

yipangdeyekeerlengxiao,“xiaoliangkounongqingmiyi,waipoqueshuizaibinglengdezoulang,yeyunjiao,nidexiaoxinhaizhenshida。”

“zheijiushinibutinghuadehouguo,yaoshidangchutingbabadehuajiajigusanye,niwaipoyebuyongzaozui。”

yeyunjiaoniejinquantou,xinlifangfobeizhenzhaleyiyang。

shitashuhuleyejiade**。

tanazhebaojiuyaoqujiaozhuyuanfei,quebeiyekeerlanzhu。

“nisuoyoudeyinxingkadoudongjiele,xianzaixianjinyebuchaoguoliangbaikuaiba,youzheishijianhaiburuchenzaojilaotaipozhuanyuan,huozheganjingenzheigeqiongguilihun,daogujiapeizui。”

“daoshihoujinlegujia,laotaipocainengjixuzaizheizhuxiaqu。”

yeyunjiaotingxiajiaobu,kanzhelengchaorefengdeyekeer,henbudebatajirengchuqu。

zheishi,yizhangkaquesaidaozijishouli。

“benlaijiehunle,yinxingkajiushiyinggaijilaopoguande。limiandeqianbuduo,danshijiwaipojiaoshoushufeizugoule。”

yeyunjiaozhidaotazhuanqianburongyi,zhengxiangtuici,beitaanzhushou。

“fuqibenshiyiti,niwaipojiushiwowaipo,nazhe。”

kanzhewenroutitiedeguyechen,yekeerliansetieqing。

weishenmezheigenvrenbuguanshenmeshihoudouyounanrenweitachutou。

“yigepoxieeryi,jiunihaidanggebao……”

yekeerdehuahaimeishuowan,jiukandaoguyechenbinglengdeyanshenrudaoyiyangsheguolai,houmiandehuaquandoukazaihoulongli。

yeyunjiaowozheyinxingka,xinzhongnanshou。

“neizheiqiansuanwojiede,yihouyouqian,woyidinghaijini。”

yeyunjiaoqujiaofei,guyechenfaxiaoxijinaowaikezhuanjiashutianzong,rangtaganjindaoyiyuan。

shutianzonglianxujitianjiabancaihuanleyigexiuxi,zhengzaishuimengzhong,beiweixindetishishengchaoxing。

kanzheguyechendexiaoxi,tayouxiemeihuiguoshenlai,bushiwanshangcaijianmianma,zenmexianzaijiuyaojian。

yikandidianshiyiyuan,danxinguyechenyoushenmeqingkuang,ganjintaoshangyifuganquyiyuan。

yeyunjiaojiaoshangqiankuan,yiyuanlikejiwaipoanpaishangbingfang。

yekeerlengxiao,“niyiweijiaoshangqianjiunengzhihaozheigelaotaipodebingle?biewangle,takeshinaozilichulewenti,quanguochuleshujiaoshouwurennengzhi,shujiaoshoudeshoushudoupaidaomingnianle……”

“滚!”

yeyunjiaoyanjingtonghongdedengzheyekeer,“zaishuowowaipoyiju,wogelenidenishetou!”

yeyunjiaohefuqincongxiaobuqin,suoyoudewennuandoushilaiziwaipo,rongbudebierendihuiyiju。

yekeerlengheng,zhengyaolikai,jiukanjianyigechuanzhebaidaguadeyishengkuaibuzouguolai。

“shu,shu……”yekeerkanzhechuxiandeyisheng,huadoushuobulisuo,“shujiaoshou?”

yeyunjiaokanzhechuxiandeshutianzong,zhenjingbuyi。

tamenyizhiyuebushangdeyisheng,jingranchuxianzaizijimianqian?

shutianzongkandoumeikantamen,muguangkanxiangguyechen,jiantameishicaisongleyikouqi。

kaikoujiuyaohanchutademingzi……