第1章闪婚
民政局。
jiqinglinshoulizuanzhehongbenbenconglimianzoulechulai。
tazuomengdouxiangbudao，zijijingranshanhunle，heyigemoshengdenanren。
“congxianzaikaishi，womengezougelu，hubuganshe。yinianhou，jiuyimeiyouganqingweiyou，jiechuhunyinguanxi。”
nanrendeshengyincongbeihouchuanlai，neicixingdichendesangyinhenhaoting，zhishishuochulaidehua，lengbingbingde，rangrenxihuanbuqilai。
jiqinglinzhuanguolai，kanzhegubeisheng，tongyangshilengzhelian。“fangxin，wobuhuijiuchanni。womenbuguoshifengzhilingzheng，wanchengliangweilaorenjiadexinyuanbale。”
“知道就好。”
gubeishengdianlegenyan，tulekouyanwu，neizhangshuaiqideliandanzaiyanwuliruoyinruoxian，meiyujiantouchuyisifanmen。
ruguobushilaoyezidemingling，tazheibeizidoubuhuixuanzejiehun，gengbieshuoshiheyigesuweimoumiandenvren。
zheidouyuanyulaoyezidangnianheduifangdeyigeyueding。
shuoshenmedangnianjiqinglindenainai，jiuletayiming，caiyoulejintiandegujia，weilebaodaduifang，dangshijiudinglezheimenwawaqin。
xianzailiangweilaorendounianjinguobai，weilezairutuweianzhiqian，kanjiantamenlianggehoushengnengchengjialishi，shichulehunshenjieshu，cuchenglezheimeyijianhuangtangdeshiqing。
zaiwaijie，gubeishengshichulemingdehenren，rensheidoubunengrangtafuruan。
除了老爷子。
yushi，weilewanchenglaoyezidexinyuan，tazhinenghejiqinglinlingzheng。
“nihaishishaochoudianba。”jiqinglinkanzhegubeishengjunyideliandan，lengdandishuodao：“wojintianhaiyaoqujishichutan，xianzoule！”
gubeishengmeiyoushuohua，kanleyanshouzhongdexiangyan，suishoudandiao。
daijiqinglinzouyuan，yilianglaosilaisitingzailegubeishengdegenqian。
“guzong！”wenmishuxialeche，bigongbijingdizhanzaigubeishengdegenqian。“womenxianzaishihuigongsima？”
gubeishengdianlediantou，youxianglexia，jiujiangjiehunzhengdiujiwenmishu，“zheigejiehunzhengjilaoyezisongqu。”
wenmishujieguojiehunzheng，kanzheshangmiandesangedazi，shunjianmengbi。
顾总结婚了？！
wenmishudengdashuangyan，manliandebukesiyi。
tayidingshiyanhuale，xianglaibujinnvse，haochenglengmianyanwangdeguzong，zenmekenenghuijiehunni？
“youwenti？”gubeishengjianwenmishuyiliandaizhi，buyuedizhoulezhoumei。
wenmishumengdidalegeduosuo，“mei，meiwenti。wozheijiujilaoyezisongguoqu。”
tahuanguoshenlai，zaicikanxiangshouzhongdehongbenben，zhongyuquerenleyijianshishi，jiangbeidiyihaomen，gujiazhangquanren，yihun！
gubeishenglansandizuozaicheshang，shenyouwuwai，yixiangdaozijiyihun，haishiyoudianbuzhenshi。
jiuzaizheishi，laoyezidadianhuaguolai。
“dasunzi，nihexiaolinlingzhenglema？”laoyezipobujidaideshengyincongshoujilichuanlai。
gubeishengzhoulezhoumei，wunaidishuodao：“ng，lingle。daihuiwenmishujiujiangjiehunzhengjinisongguoqu。”
“nijiangjiehunzhengsongguolaizuoshenme？”laoyezimeihaoqidishuodao：“congxianzaikaishi，nikeyaohaohaoduirenjia。xiaolinshigehaonvhai，bunengrangtashouweiqu。”
“ng，zhidaole。”shibushihaonvhai，zanshihaibuzhidao，danweileburangjiqinglinzhidaotadeshenfen，jintiangubeishengguyichuandehendidiao，bingqieweizaoleyigeputongdagongzudeshenfen。
tabujuede，huiyounvhaizhidaozijidegujiazhangquanrendeshenfenhou，haixiangyaohezijilihun。
“dasunzia！nikeyaojiabajing，jinkuaijiyeyeshenggedapangwa，jigujiachuanzongjiedaia。”
“......”
“duile，woguoliangtianqukankannimenlianggeba。”
“！！”
gubeishengshunjianzuozhishenti，“laoyezi，zheijiububileba？”
“hai，wokankanzijidesunxifu，youwentima？xingle，jiuzheimejueding。”laoyezigualedianhua，bujigubeishengrenhequanshuodejihui。
gubeishengchenzhelian，kanlaiyaoheneigenvrenchediduanlelianxi，pashibukenengle。
“掉头。”
“a？”wenmishuyouxiefanyingbuguolai。
“wobuxiangzaishuodierci。”binglengdehuayu，rangwenmishudalegeduosuo，yushilianmangdamanfangxiangpan，jiangchediaolegetou。
tahenqiguai，zenmeguzongturanjiushengqileni？