“woxiayaohainihaizi?”
“woxihuanchila,dianyigeladedantayouwentima?”
“zhiyuwuxianni,neijiugengshitianfangyetanle!”
suranyouxieqixiaole,doudaozheiyibule,zheijiarenjuranhaizheimesibuyaolianni。
“xiaoxiongdi,zheijianshishiwomenbudui。”
jiuzaisurannuhuozhongshaodeshihou,wangdehualazhulezijilaopo,kaikoudaolegeqian。
“wohaizitounalenidewaimai,kendingshiwomendecuo。”
“zhiyudianladehaishibulade,yeshinideziyou。”
“zhiyubeihoudeshi,niwodouxinzhiduming,woshuojubuhaotingde,zanmendalaoyemen,meibiyaogenyigehaizijijiaozheimeduo,nishuoshiba?”
“erqienizaiwohaiziganggangtounaniwaimaideqiantixia,tedidianleyifentelade,haifangzaidaiziliyikuaizheimeguidebiao。”
dunledun,wangdehuayiziyidundekaikou。
“shuonibushiguyide,zhipayemeiyourenxiangxin。”
“yaoburan,niweishenmebayikuaizheimeguidebiao,fangzaiwaimaidai,ranhourengzaiwaimaijushang。”
yikaishi,surantingzhehaixing。
meixiangdaozheigewudasancudehanzidaoshinengshuojurenhua。
keshiyuetingyuebuduiwei,zenmeshuozheshuozhezerenhaidaoletadeshenshang。
真是个老六啊!
“nishuoshiwoguyide?”
“haiwenwoweishenmebazheimeguidebiaofangdaowaimaijushang。”
“wozijidebiaoyuanyifangzainajiufangzaina,niguandezhema?”
“erqie,suiranzheigebiaozainimenkanlaihengui,danshi……zaiwodeyanliyejiushibaierbashikuaieryi。”
surandalegehaqian,beizheshou,yiliandeyundanfengqing。
zhongrendaoxileyikouliangqi。
jiulianliyankanzhesurandeyanshenzhongdaizhesanfenjingwei。
她也不是傻子。
nengmaideqiyiqianwanshoubiaodedarenwu,niansitajiuxiangshiniansiyizhimayibale。
xiangdaozheili,liyanzhanqilai,heiheizhixiao,yiliandechanmei。
“aiya,xiaoxiongdi,zheicishiwomencuole,nindarenbujixiaorenguo,jiubawomendanggepifangleba。”
tamanliandefeirouniuqu,wuguandouningjudaoleyiqi。
“ninjiranzheimeyouqian,neijiufangwomenyima,nengbunengjiuzheimesuanlea。”
tajuedesuranzheimeyouqiandehua,neijiumeibiyaotaixiaoqi,hetamenjinjinjijiao。
fanzhengzheimeyouqian,yebuchazheidianle。
“吆。”
“fangpijiushituyilehe,zhenfangpihaiyaokanninzheizhangzui。”
“woyouqianmeiqianguannishenmeshi,nonghuailebierendedongxijiuyaopei。”
liaoxiazheijuhua,suranmeiyouhezheifuqiliangjiaoliudeyuwang,kanxianglewangshuzhang。
“wangshuzhang,diaojieshibushikeyijieshule,wogenbenbukenengjieshoudiaojie。”
“zhijiezoufalvchengxu,rangtamenpeichanghaole。”
tingdaolepeichangdeziyang,liyandunshijiuxiangzhalemaodeyemao。
“woshuonizheirenzenmezheimexiaoqi,nijiranzheimeyouqiandehua,hebihewojinjinjijiao。”
“真小气!”
“你也算个男人。”
shuozhe,tazhouzhemeitou,yiliandeyifentianying,zhanzaidaodedezhigaodianshangzhizesuran。
tajuede,suranzheimeyouqian,weishenmehairangtapei。
zheiqianduiyutalaishuo,shizaitaiduole,zaguomaitieyecoubugoua!
suranzuodaoleyizi,naqilezhuozishangdechabei,qieyideheleyikou。
“dianxingdeniqiongniyouli,wofuwohuogai?”
“nizijidecuo,pingshenmerangwolaichengdan?”
“wozheishoubiaozhiduoshaoqian,yifenbushaodedouyaopeijiwo。”
shuozhe,suranwanweidexiaolexiao,diaokandao。
“zaishuole,jintianzhongwubushihaimawoshigexiangbalao,haishuoyaorangfangdongzhangwofangzu,rangwoqushuidajiema。”
“jintianzhongwubushibikongchaotian,zhigaoqiangde,zenmecaijigexiaoshijiujiebukaiguole。”
“nihuifuhuifu,wohaishixihuannineigejieaobuxundeyangzi!”
buguanshiyouqianhaishimeiqian,zuocuoleshiqingjiubixuyaofuchudaijia。
yaoburanhaiyaolvfaganshenme。
“咳咳。”
jiuzaichangmianyiduxianrujiangjudeshihou,liyanshenpangdelvshizhanleqilai。
xianshiqingleqingsangzi,suihoushuaileshuailiuhai。
“suxianshengnihao,woshiwangdehuaxianshengqingdelvshizhangwei。”
“woxianzaihuaiyininshiguyibashoubiaofangdaowaimaidai,yinyouwodangshirendehaiziwangziduiqijinxingpohuai。”
“zhengjujiushishangwuwangzigangtoulenindewaimai,jinjiezheninyoubashoubiaofangdaowaimaidaizhong。”
“qici,neijiushijiankongshipin,juwosuozhi,neigedifangshangwuhaimeiyoujiankongshexiangtou,ninyinggaishizaishoubiaozhihoucaiandeshexiangtou。”
“mude,xianeryijianle,neijiushiyindaoxiaohaifanzui!”
“ruguoshiguyiyinyouxiaohaifanzuidehua,niyeyaofuchuxiangyingdedaijia。”
shuozhe,zhangweideshensesumu,yuqiyansuleqilai,shenzhidaizhesanfenweixiedeweidao。
duiyusuranzheizhongnianqingren,tazhangyidashiyoujueduidebawo。
shanglaixianhehuyibo,ranhouzaishuodianfuruandehua,zheijianshijibenjiuchengle。
tingdaolezhangweidehua,surandezuijiaoxiayishidechoulechou。
张伟,张大律师。
duifangzheishixiangcongpeichanggaipanweiwuqima!
haiyouduifangzheigeqimingde,zheixiaopangzijuranjiaowangzi!
zheihaiburuzhijiejiaopangzilaidexingxiang。
“zhangdalvshi,suiranzaizhiqianzheiweiwangpangzitoulewodewaimai,ranerneixinshanliangdewojuede。”
“zheihaizizaijiazhangdejiaoyuzhixia,nenggoutonggaiqianfei,yinciwojuedewangpangziyinggaibuhuizaiqutouwaimaile,suoyiworangwaimaixiaogebawaimaifangdaowaimaijushang。“
“这很合理吧!”
“zhiyushoubiaoni,bijingzheimeguizhongdedongxi,wosuishendaizheduoweixian,wanyikezhepengzhelezenmeban。”
“suoyiwobashoubiaofangdaowaimaidai,zhunbeiliudayiquanhuilaideshihou,zaijidaishangqu。”
“这很合理吧!”
shuozhe,suranganjueyouxiekouke,qingqingkesuoleyisheng。
yipangdelixinranlianmangjisurandaoshangleyibeiwenshui。
xianzaizailixinrandexinzhong,suranyijingcongyigebaofahufuerdai,bianchengyigewenweneryakankanertandezuanshiwanglaowule。
suranyouxiechayidekanleyiyanlixinran,naqizhuoshangdechabeiqingqingminleyikou。
“shuodaowaimaijushangdejiankongneijiugenghaojieshile,bijingwodewaimaigangdiule,wozaiwaimaijuneibiananzhuangyigejiankong。”
“这很合理吧!”
tingdaolesurandesanhelizhihou,zhenggefangjianyaquewusheng,shunjiananjinglexialai。
zhangweimingxianyeshihuangleshen。
liansepudeyixiajiuhongleqilai:“chuncuidewujizhitan,nipabamingbiaojikepengdao,jiubupafangzaiwaimaijudiulema?”
“erqie……wohaifaxianleyitiaozhongyaodezhengju,zhengmingnishiguyide!”