第1章 恕我冒昧,闪婚吗?(2132字)

“你别挂!”

jiangwanliansebuhao,tingzhedianhualixiangqinduixiangyuanzhaodehoushenggengshijuedefanmen,zheiyijingshitaliangfenzhongneidalaidediqigedianhuale。

kanjiangwanhaoburongyijieting,yuanzhaomangdao:“woxianglexiang,cailiyaobujiucailidaiba,hunhouzanyiqihai!ershiwanyebushixiaoshumu,nizheibudaihuixiaojiating,wobujiudengyudashuipiaolema?”

彩礼贷?

jiangwanyoutingshuoguo,huangeshuofajiushi,womeiqian,danwodaikuanjiniqian,hunhouniyigerenhai。

他把自己当傻子呢?

jiangwanxianzaigenbenbuxianggentalangfeikoushe,“yuanzhao,womenbutaiheshi,jiubudanwunileba。jiuzheiyangba,guale。”

neitoushunjianjile,“ainishenmeyisi?youmeijiazhuang,cailihaibudaihuixiaojiating,zheibupianhunma?zhuomozhegenwoshuiwanlelihun,fenwoyibandecaichan,zaijiashangcailiershiwan,yongshenzilaipianqian!yigemeibameimadeguer,nizhizheimeduoqianma?”

jiangwanyunuyujing,chongshoujidao:“zheimenengshuoa?neiwogaosunichumenzhuyidian,xiaoxinbeichezhuangsi,banizheigetianjiangwenquxingshouqupeiminghun!”

ranhouzhijieguaduan,laheiweixin,bujiyuanzhaofanyingdeshijian。

真是臭流氓!

jiangwanyuexiangyueqi,wucongfaxie,renbuzhuzhuazhebaozuoyoushuaileshuai。

“呲啦!”

有金属碰撞的声音。

jiangwanyikan,baodeliantiaozhenghaozadaolelubiantingzhedeyitaiche。

zaidingjing,cheshenheranduoletiaohuahen。

gangzhunbeidajiaoguandianhuachachezhudelianxifangshishangtanpeichang,faxianchezhuzhengzuozaijiashizuo!

jiangwanzizhilikui,daojiashizuoyiceqiaochuanghu。

shangliezhengzuozaichelihenainaidazhedianhua。

“xiaoliea,jintianxiawuyidianshizhangnainaijieshaodeguniang,sandianshiliayijieshaode,wudianhaiyouwangtaipoqinqijiadeguinv,nidoujianyijian,a。”

“wudianyuerenjianvhaierchigewanfan,qitashijianqingrenjiaqukafeitinghehekafei,hehenaicha,nvhaiermendouxihuanzheige。nainaikemeijitianhuotoule,nikedeganjindingxialai,wocainengfangxinqujianniyeyea!”

shangliejiannainaiyueshuoyuelipu,yezhidaolaorenjiashentibusicongqianyinglang,zheicaicongguowaihuilaijinxiaoyuqian。

sheichengxiangnainaijiantahuilai,diyijianshijiushirangtaganjinzhaogesunxifu,kaishiyixiliebukaopudeliushuixianxiangqin。

wunaizhiyuyezhideyingxia,“zhidaolenainai,ninhaohaoxiuxiba。”

zhengshizheishitingdaodedongjing,“nainai,wobugenninshuole,shoutoushangyoudianshi,woxianguale。”

waimiandenvshenghaizaiqiaochuanghu,shangliexiankaileyidianfengxi,daitatuileyidian,caikaimenxialai。

huahenbuda,shiputongdaibuchekeyihulvedeneizhong。

wentishizheibushiyibandaibuche,gengguanjiandeshi,zheibushitadeche。

gangcaixijian,heyizhidaotachumenkaidezhengshiquanguoweiyideneitai**kuanlanbojinileiwendun,sipilailiandefeiyaohetahuan,bazijidelafacheyaochisaijileta。

tashizaibuxihuanyongbierendedongxi,kaihuichekuzhunbeihuanliangcheshi,jiedaonainaidedianhua,tingxialaishuohuadekongxi,zhengyushanglezheizaoxinshi。

“zhenshibuhaoyisia,neihuahenninkankan,gaipeiduoshaoqian?”

nvhaiziweiweihongzheliandaoqian,shangliemeiyouguoduodeqingxu,zhishijuedemafan,“nijiyixia,zheishichezhudeshoujihao,peichangdewenti,niwenchezhu。”

jiangwanyibianjixiayibianwen,“ninfangxin,wojixiale,ninshichezhupengyouba?”

shangliexiangdaoneigehunbulin,bushitazhiyiyaohuanchekai,tayebuhuihuiyitangjiahaipengshangzheishier。

yushilengzheliandadao,“bushi。”

jiangwanmiaolejiyantadechuanzhe,shunjianleran,“wozhidaole,ninshidaijia!”haishizheimeshuai,xizhuanggelv,qizhijinguidedaijia,zheijiadaijiadeyizheyaoqiuhaitinggao!

jianmianqianderenmeiyoufouren,jiangwanjiuzhidaozijimeicaicuo。

zhengyaoqingjiaodagaixuyaopeiduoshao,dianhuaxiangle。

jiangwanshaoshaobidaoyibian,“xiangqinchengbucheng?neiyangdezhanan,woduokanyiyandouexin!”

jixiaoshuang:“bushiba?tapingshiweirentingzhengzhia。”

“那些都是假象。”

jixiaoshuangbitahaiji:“zheigezaibucheng,neininainaidefangzizenmeban,zhenjinidabomaidiao?”

jiangwanyizhenggemeilejingshen,tangdiyaojiehun,dabodabomuweilecoucaili,zhinengbanainailiuxiadelaozhaizimaidiao,zhengcuizhezijichuquzufangzhu。

tazixiaofumuzaozaoguoshi,kaikouyaoershiwancaili,yeshixiangzijibafangzimaixialai,liugenianxiang。

jiangwandunledun,weiweigengyan,youyouxiezichao,“meibanfa,zhinengzhuajinshijianduoxiangjigele,shuobudingni?”

jiangwanqingqingcadiaoleyanlei,gualedianhuaxiaozhekanxiangshanglie。

shangliezitabikai,jiuliulegeerduozhengdaguangmingdetingtadadianhua。

tingdao“xiangqin”、“meiduoshaoshijian”shi,caizhidaotagenzijiyiyang,jizhejiehun。

yigeniantouchuxianzaishangliedenaohaizhong。

“zheiwei**,fangbianliugelianxifangshima?”

jiangwanyileng,“e,hao。”

errenjiashangweixin,shangliedao,“jiangwanshiba,jiang**,shuwomaomei,fangcaitingdaonizhejijiehun?”

jiangwanbuzhitashenmeyisi,weiweidiantou。

shanglietingdunlexia,“buru,nikaolvxiawo?”

“zheiliangchedeweixiu,niyebuyongfangzaixinshangle。”

nanrendehuabajiangwanheleyitiao,“shen、shenme?”

kanzhetashoujingdailengdemoyang,shanglienaixindao:“wozhenghaoyeheniqingkuangchabuduo,jiarenxiangrangwojinkuaidingxia,chengjialiye。zanmenjintianquandangxianglegeqin,niyoushenmeyaoqiu,bufangshuolaitingting。”

jiangwanyishimeifanyingguolai,zhijixiedishuochulezijidetiaojian,“a?a,wo、cailiershiwan,budaihuixiaojiating。”

二十万还不带回?

确实不是小数目。

shanglielveyiyouyu,danxiangdaoxiawudesanchangxiangqin,meiyouguoduokaolvbiandiantou。

tahuoxushigebaijinnv,keqitaxiangqindenvhaier,nandaojiubushile?

yuqilangfeishijianzaimeiyoujieguodeshiqingshang,burujinzaozhijiemaiduan。

“keyi,jiang**,fangbufangbianxianzaiqulingzheng?”

jiangwanyouxieyiwai,ershiwan,jiuzheimedayingle?

zaiyixiangdaocongxiaodaodazhudelaozhaizimeiliangtianjiukenengmaichuqushi,jiangwanyaoyaoya,“xing!”

shangliezhengzhunbeishangche,jiangwandahanyisheng,“dengyideng!”

“haiyoushenmetiaojianma?”

jiangwanyandidaizheyisiyihuo,kanxiangshanglie,youyulexia,shitanxingdiwenleju,“shangxiansheng,nidayingdezheimetongkuai,buhuishicailidaiba?”

shanglieningmei,“cailidaishishenme?”

“......”

jiangwanfangxiaxinlai,dankanzhezheiche,yinyinyoukaishijuedebuduijing。

zuodaocheshang,jiangwanchiyizaisan,haishiwendao:“shangxiansheng,nibakehudechesizikaichuqu……buyaojinma?”