“shijian，wohuaiyunle，shiakangde。”
“duibuqi，woaiqiushui。”
……
shijiancongqianyiwei，xiangzheizhonggouxuejuqing，zhihuichuxianzaiwanjianbadiandanghuozheshixiaoshuoli。
meixiangdao，youyitianhuichuxianzaitadeyanqian，haishilingzhengdedangtian。
站在民政厅前。
shijiankanzheyanqianlianggexiangyixiangweideren，wuheishuilingdeyanmou，shanguoyisicuoe。
taxianzhijinzuan，yuanrundezhijiaqianrurouli。
weiweidecitonggan，rangtahuiguoshen，dingyankanzheyanqiandeliangren。
banshang，nvhaimuguangjianjianzhuanweipingjing。
neizhangjingzhikeaidexiaolian，yebufubiaomiansuokandaodetianruan。
tahongchungouchuyidaolenghu：“dukangjie，nishuawo？”
“shijian，wogenakangshizhenxinxiangaide。tayizhihaipashanghaini，suoyi……”baiqiushuiyishuangjianqiutong，chuchukeliandekanzheshijian。
haodayiduo，shengshibailian。
“nikezhengouyisi，zhaoguzhezijibiaomeifu，douzhaoguyouhaizile？xishenggoudadea！”shijianxiaole，mingmeijingzhidelianshang，luchuwanweidefengyi。
jintianlailingzhengdebushao，lihundeyebushao。
dan……qinyanjianzhengzheizhonggouxuejuqingdejihui，yejiuzheimeyici。
weiguanqunzhongfenfenyilun……
“biaojieqiangbiaomeidezhangfu，zhengousao。”
“chi，nidangzheinanrenshihaoren？”
“……”
baiqiushuibeizhizhidiandian，dengshilianseyibai：“wobushi，wogenakangshizhenxinxiangaide，womenzhishihaipashanghaishijianeryi。”
shuowan，tawugudekanxiangshijian：“shijian，nitiwojieshiyixiaa！”
时简：“……”
zheilianpi，genzhuyouyipinleba？
“shijian，nijieshiyixia，bierangtamenwuhuiqiushui。”dukangjiekanzhexinshangrenchuilei，xintengdebuxing，lianmangduizheshijianlishengshuo。
shijianmolemo，chaozhedukangjiezouqu。
“woyuanlaiyiwei，nizhishibudainaozi。”
“xianzaicaifaxian，nidailenaozi，zhibuguo……quanzhuangshiniaole。”
shijiantaiqitui，yijiaochuaizaidukangjiedexiaofushang。
“jintian，jiejiujiaoni，haohaozuoren！”
shijianyijiaocaizaidukangjiedefubu，yijiaoshizushidelidao，caidedukangjiefachuleyishengshazhujiao。
shijianditoufushizheta：“xuehuilema？”
“shijian，niyiweiwozhuinishiweishenme？woshigenrendadushule！buranniyiwei，sheihuikandeshangni？！”dukangjiewuzheduzi，junlianzhanghong，chongzhetahoudao，“nilianjiwotixiedoubupei！”
原来如此。
shijianchuixiadeyanjianqingqingzhanlezhan，banxiangtataiqitou，wuheimingmoumuguangruhuiyinsendidingzhedukangjie。
dukangjiezhibuzhufazhan，buduandehoutui，zhizheshijiandao：“ni、niyaozuoshenme？”
“gangcaibushishuole？”shijianhongchunweiwan，xiaoyitianruan，ketuchulaidehua，queshisenlengwubi，“jiaoni——zuorena！”
hualuo，dukangjiebeishijian，zhichuaidaoleqiangshang。
“akang！”baiqiushuihedehuarongshise，chaozhedukangjiepaoqu，jiaoxiameizhanwen，zhenggerenshuaidaozaidukangjieshenshang。
benjiubeichuaidetouyunmuxuandedukangjie，beibaiqiushuizhijiezhuangyunle。
啧，真没用。
shijianpailepaishou，dasuanzouren。
baiqiushuiqishenlanzhuleshijian：“shijian，wozhidaonidujiwo！keshiakangtashiwugude，nizenmekeyibatadachengzheiyang？”
shijianlele：“wodujini？woshijidunizhangdebiwochou？haishixuelibiwodi？nikebiegaoxiaole，woshijian，yaoqianyouqian，yaoyanyouyan，yaocaiyoucai……。”
taweiweiqingshen，zitaipini：“woxuyaojiduni？”
shijianfanleyiduibaiyan，buxiangjixudalizheifengzi。
kebaiqiushuiquesizhuaizheshijiandeshou，yishuangmeimouzhilenglengdedingzheshijian，yanzhongjinshiyindu：“keni，jiabuchuqu！congshiliusuikaishi，nijiunanxingjueyuanle。”
时简：“……”
“shijian，nizaiyouqianyoumaoyouzenyang，nijiushigejiabuchuqudelaonigu！”baiqiushuiyuqimanhankuaiyi。
时简忍了忍……
忍个屁啊忍！
她还就不信邪了！
“jintian，zaichangsheiquwo，wojiujia！”shijianbiezheyiguqi，nazhebuzhidaosheifangzhedelaba，zaiminzhengtingmenkouyisangzihankai。
“xiaoguniang，bierenxing，jiarenkeshiyibeizideshi！”
“duidui，xiaoguniang，meibiyaoweilezheizhongrenxishengzijidexiabanbeizi。”
“niyaoshijiadebuhao，zheiduizhananzhanvzhibudingnalitouzheleni……”
butingyourenquanzu，shijianbiezheyiguqi，zhengdasuanshunganzipaxiaqudeshihou。
yidaodichencixing，qinglieyueerdeshengyin，zaixuanhuademinzhengtingwaixiangqi：“nishuozhende？”