第6章 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉

di6zhanglaihamaxiangchitianerou

meiseshiyijiagaodangjiuba,jingshiyoushenfendegongzigeheqianjinxiaojiedouailaizheili。

erjiubadelaobanshishuningdehaoyou,liangrenjiaoqingbuqian,haizhuanmenzaijiubahouweileyijianfang,rangtasuishihuidaojingshidounengyouluojiaodedifang。

shuningchuanzhejiandanposu,zoudeviptongdao,redexinlaidefuwushengpinpinduitacemian。

cishisongqingqingjiguorenqun,tachuanzhexinggan,bolangdajuanchuiluoxiongqian,nongyanximeinvzhituleyigekouhong,jiuyijingmeidaolingrenzhumu。

buguosuoyourendouzhidaotashizheilidelaoban,yezhidaotashenhoudebeijing,congbuganshangqiandashan。

tayibabaozhushuning,“jiedeningning,nizhongyuhuilaila!wokexiangsinile!”

haoyoureqingxiangyong,shuningyandifuxianyimoxiaoyi。

“haihuiquma?neiniaobulashidedifangyoushenmehaodaide,meiciqukannibashansheshuileidebansi,nikeliankelianwozheishuanglaotuiba。”

songqingqingshuozheixiehuashimeiyoueyi,shuningziranzhidao。

taqingqingpailepaisongqingqingdebei,“zuijinyinggaidoubuhuihuiqule,buguonishentigaiduanlianduanlianle。”

“duanlianjiusuanle,renshengzaishijiushigaixiangshoude——womenhaiyoudeshishijianhaohaoju,jintianlaileyigedarenwu,wodequhebeijiu,mingtianpeini,nisuibianzuosuibianhe。”

shuningdiantou,songqingqingzouhou,takanleyanjiubamenkou,sihuzaidengdaishenme,erhouqulebatai。

jiubaoxiaolishilaoshurenle,jitacazhebeiziwen:“ningjiehuilaile,haishilaoyangzima?”

“ng,boheweishiji,xiexie。”

huayingangluo,jiuyourenzuozailetashenpang,kaodeshuninghenjin。

“woyaoyibeifenlanwate。”

bingbumoshengdesangyinxiangqi,shuningditouhejiu,anzilengxiao。

lintianqueziyiweiweizhuangdehao,kanleyanshuning,jiayijingya,“biaomei,jingranshini,haoqiao,zheibeijiuwoqingniheba。”

tacemu,duokaitadexianzhushou,“nishishei?”

“woa,lintianque,nibiaoge。”

shuninglengyankanta,“xujiadoumeiyouxinglindeqinqi。”

她的母亲姓许。

lintianquechibie,danyixiangdaojinwangumajizijiderenwu,tajiangyingdejichuxiao,“jiushinijimudezhizi,xiaoshihouwoyezhuzaishujia,niwanglema?biaomeijixingbuhao,danshiwokejideni,zheimeduonianyidiandoumeiyouwangji。”

yishuangyanweisuodezaitashenshangdaliang。

shuningyandihuaguohenyi,mianshangshihaobuyanshizijidexiane,taqishenyuzou。

lintianquelanzhu,“shuning,niyaogenwodinghun,zheijianshiqingnibayinggaizaojiugaosuguonileba。”

talianshangshibuhuaihaoyidexiao,shouzhuangzaiyifudouli,buzhizaidongshenme。

shuningtiaomei,“niyoumeiyoutingguoyijuhua?”

lintianqueyihuo,“shenme?”

“laihamaxiangchitianerou,jianzhishiyixiangtiankai。yaowogennijiehun?niyebudianliangdianliangzijijijinjiliang。haiyou,gaosulinsurangtasilezheitiaoxin,yaojiarangshuwanerqujia。gunkai。”

“ni!”taqideyayangyang。

danyixiangdaoyanjingxianeizhangqinglenggaoaodelianhuizaizijishenxiaqiurao,lintianquedehuoqijiuxiaoshileyiban。

yanqianzheigenvrenzhayikanpuputongtong,danzaitxuheniuzikudebaoguoxia,zhiyoulintianquezhidaotadeshencaiyouduowanmei。

rujinshuningzaoyichengnian,shentiyinggaiyijingyuefachengshu。

tabunufanxiao,“niyueshibuyuanyiwoyuexihuan。”

shuozhe,bianyaozhuatadeshou。

shuningmouguangyichen,huichuqudequantouhaishishouledianliqi。

yaoshidacanlintianque,neijinwandexijiubuhaokanle。

“a!”lintianquewuzheyanjinglianlianhoutui,“nizheigexiaojianren,jingrangandawo!cao,wojintianfeinongsinibuke!”

tayezhishizuiliganjiaoxiao,kanshuninghunshensanfadelengyi,quebuganshangqian。

zheigenvrenkanqilairucirouruo,zenmeliqihuizheimeda?

shuningzitaijugaolinxia,“yaoshizairangwofaxiannigenzhewo,tuibiexiangyaole。”

tazhuanshenlikai,zhouweirendouwuzuixiao,zhizhelintianque,“neibushishujianeigezhizima?”

“tazenmelaile?zheizhongdifangtayeyouzigelai?”

“yinggaishidashanshibaibeidale,kanzhejiuweisuo。”

“ganggangneijiejiehaoshuai!wohaoxihuana!”

lintianquediuleren,yiyaoya,bugushuningweixieyougenleshangqu。

shuningzhidaotabukenengshanbaganxiu,guyizaijiubaliraolegequan,queyiwaizhuangzaiyigenanrenshenshang。

“baoqian......”

huayinweiluo,limianchuanlaiyidaonvrenweiqudekusheng,“gongyancheng!weilejujuewo,jingranbianleyijingjiehundeliyoulaipianwo!wobuxiangxin!”

wenyan,shuningmengrantaitou。