第1章
“dajiawanshanghao，huanyinglaidaoluoerdezhibojian。”
douyinzhiboshang，yongyouqianwanfensidejinpaigechangzhuboshuxiaoluokaibole。
zhibojianbuzhidehenjiandan，jiushiyigeputongdefenseqiangfang。
shuxiaoluoshenzheyishenyouyaqizhidegailiangbanqipaoqun，zhuangsebaobiandelilingsheji，xiejinpankoudianzhui，chongmanguofengqixi。
taheizhangjuandetoufapisanshenhou，kongqiliuhaierqiaopidechuiluoeqian，jingzhixiaoqiaodeliandaner，qingyaxiuli，yanzhulingdong，lingyouyigudongrenqiyun。
yijingkaibo，fensimenzaipinglunqurenaobuyi。
“nvshennvshen，jintiankaibole，woyizhizaidengni！”
“nvshen，jintiandaijiwomenshenmecaiyima，haishichangge？”
nvshenyizhangehou，huangruotianlaizhiyin，wurennengdi。
“xu。”shuxiaoluodeshizhifangzaihongchunpang，lingdongdezhalezhayan，shuodao，“jintianbuchanggebujianggushi，ershishangyitangpidouke。”
“wa，nvshenyaoshangkele，womenxiergongting！”
fensimenguoranhenmoqi，pinglunquqingyisedeshuachu“jingdeng”lianggezi。
shuxiaoluozhuantou，chaopangbianzhaolezhaoshou，“xixi，guolai。”
zuozaiyipangdenvhaizimolemoyanlei，yushizouleguolai，chuxianzaijingtouqianmian。
zheigepiaoliangxiuqidenvhaizishishuxiaoluodehaoguimi，mingjiaojixixi，yinfaxiannanyoushidazhanandeshiqing，xianzaiqingxuhendiluo。
“jintianwoyaojidajiashangtangke，mingchengjiujiao......pandianneixiezixindemanjirenlei！”
jixiximolemoyanlei，yiguzuoqidao：“wonanpengyoujiushigezhanan，bu，xianzaishiqianrenle！tajiushinimenrenrenshuzhidezhuojiaershaozhuomingyu！”
shuxiaoluodashouyihui，jiangyigexiaoheibanlalechulai，bingqieshangmianyijingzuoleyigejiegoutu，liemanlezhuomingyudezhongzhongelieshiji。
“zhuozhanangezhonggeyangdesaocaozuopuawoguimi，houlaiyouhuangchengjialirenxianzhishenghuofei，genwoguimijieqian，qianqianhouhouzonggongjielewubaiwan......”
jixixi：“houlaiwofaxianzhuomingyugenshuziyanshuizaileyiqi，tamenhaizaibeihoujihuaxiangbawosongjiyounifeilaobanshuiyiwan，haihaowojishifaxiantamendeyinmou。”
wae，shuziyan，neikeshiwudaotianhoua，caigangdaer，jiuyijingchengweilejinghuadaxuewudaoxidegangbazi，jiayuhuxiaodewudaoxiaotianhou。
粉丝评论区爆炸—
“**zheishishenmegoudongxi，beibi**！”
“zheizhonglanrenhaichushenmingmen，zhenshirangrenxiaodiaodaya。”
“made，meixiangdaozheigeshuziyanshizheifudexing，guoranrenbukemaoxianga！”
fensimenlitingshuxiaoluohejixixi。
cishi，gushijituandasha。
kuanchangmingliangdecaifangshinei，qiyajidi，qifenchenzhong。
waibianmingmingritouzhengshai，ershineiqueshilengdeyoudiancigu。
fuzelaicaifangdejizhezhanzhanjingjingdezhanzaiyipang，momodemolemolianshangdehanzhu。
yipangdeshifuhaizaidaoguzhezhijiashangdejibushouji。
jizhetaitouxiaoxinyiyideqiaoleyanqianmianyonglanzuozhedejunmeinanren。
nanrennianjiyuemoershiba，heichenyidelingkouweiweichangkai，shouwanchuqingqingwanqi，jianjiezhongdaizhehuamei，ganjingersihuadeheisexikuxia，shuangtuiyouyajiaodie，danshoudazaipiyifushou。
shouwanshangshehuadewanbiao，damuzhijiandegaodengzhidifeicuizhihuan，zaiguangxianzhaoyaoxiaousanyouguang。
rongyanjuemei，wanmeidelunkuo，danshiheimouzhongmanshiguaolengpi，hunshensanfazheshengrenwujindelengliqixi。
“guzong，buhaoyisi，jintianwomendezhiboshebeiyouxiewenti，yijingzaizhuajinshijiandiaozhengle。”
jizhehuayingangluo，jiujiannanrenmousehenli，junmeidelianfushangyicenghairendebingshuang。
guqingyueshihuaguoquangui，gushijituanzhangquanren，huaguodiyixinmeishehuafeilebanniandeshijian，haoburongyichenggongyuedaojizheiweidarenwuzhibocaifang，qiliao，zaiguanjianshihouzhiboshebeijingranchuxianleguzhang。
“zhangyi，yihouzheizhonglangfeishijiandecaifangbubianpaile。”guqingyueqingfushoushangdelvzhihuan，chenshengdao。
已经下了逐客令。
“shi。”yipangdezhangyilimadiantou，yushijiuyaoshangqianqingjizhemenchuqu。
“haolehaole！”cishi，weixiushebeideshifugaoxingdehanyisheng。
yuanbenheipingdezhibohuamianzhongxinliangleqilai，ranhouzidongdetiaozhuandaoleqitabozhudezhibojian。
“huanyingxinfensijinruluoerdezhibojian！”
“renshizhananrenrenyouze，xiamianrangwomenlairenshiyixiazheigezhuoxingzhanan，dajiawubiyaodengdayanjing，qiaoqingchule，wozhijinimenkanjiyana。”
nvhaierdeshengyincongshipinlichuanchulai，wenwanrouhe，fenglingbandedongtingshengyin。
guqingyueyoulengdeheimouweitai，yiyizhongbunaifandeshentaisaoleyanneipingmu。
zhiboshang，nvhaierpiaoliangdongrendexiaolian，rouruojiaoqiao，neishuangpiaoliangdemouzishanzheconghuideguangmang。
zhiyiyan，tabianxianruqizhong。
zhishi，zheishengyin，zenmeganjueyoudianershu？
“fangcuolefangcuole。”jizhelianmangdaoqian，ranhoujiuxiangbazhibodiaokai。
“等等。”
guqingyuechusheng，jizhebiandongyebugandongle。
zhiboli，shuxiaoluocongbaolitaochulejizhangzhaopian，duizhepingmuhuileyixia，“kanhaolea，xiamiankaishixinshangzhanandemeizhao。”
pingmuqiandeyizhongfensimenjidongdedengdaizhe，baokuota。
taxiaoshouyihui，liangchulediyizhangzhaopian，shiyizhanglushangbanshendenanshiban**。
“wa！”zhongrenfeitengqilai。
qiliao，kandaozhaopianhou，guqingyuedemouguangyuefayinleng。
jinjiezhe，tajixuliangchudierzhangdisanzhangdisi......
gezhongzhaopianyiyingjuquan，nanrendeshuizhao、shuipaozhao、jianshenzhao、ban**......
caifangshinei，zaichangderenwubuchengmujieshe，qiqizhuantoukanxianglezhanzaizhongjiandejunmeinanren。
tianna，xiaoguniangdezhaopianshangneiren，bujiushiguzongma！
ze，bakuaifuji，gangjingyoulidejirouxiantiao......
guzongdeshencai，kanchengnanmojibie。
zhangyikanzheshipinshangneihaizaitaotaobujuedexiaoguniang，momodewuzhulelian，wanlewanle。
yipangdetezhulixunkanxiangzhangyizhizedao：“zheizenmehuishi，zheixiaoyatouzenmehuiyouguyedezhaopian？”
“wobuzhidao。”zhangyiwugu，jietashigedanzi，doubuganxieluguyedesirenzhaochuqu。
buguozhangyikanzhezhibolimiandexiaoyatou，yuekanyueshiyanshu。
genguyejialineiweiyetaixiangleba？
“zhangyi！”guqingyuechenlengchusheng，yinlidelianshangguoranfuxiannuqi。
“bazheigenvrendezhibojitingle，mingtiankaishi，wobuxiwangzairenhezhibopingtaikandaota！”
guqingyueyixiangweirenlengmo，buxichuxianzaigongzhongshiyezhong，ziranyebuhuiyunxuzijidesirenzhaoliuluozaiwai。
zheigenvren，yetaidadanle。
“guye，nindeyisishi，fengleta？”
yongyouqianwanfensideremenbozhu，nengzuodaozheijibiekebushiyichaoyixideshiqing，yaoshizhenbeigushijituangongkaifenghao，kongpatayihoudoubunengzairenhepingtaipaotoulumian。
lixun：“zhangyinishishebude？mofeizheigenvrenshinishenmeren？”
zhangyiyuanwang，ruoruodejieshi：“nei，neiruguotashifuren，haiyaofengma......”