第1章 “古典舞不想跳,脱衣舞怎么样?”

jingshi,tianjuesirenhuisuobaoxiang。

kongqizhongmimanzhejizhongnigudinghejiujingdeweidao,baoxiangneidagaiyoushiduogeren,nandehejiuchouyan,nvdechuanzheqingliang,yifuzhizuijinmi、milanbukandejingxiang。

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xujiuguohou,jiangzhezhiqishenti,diaoqiyigenyan,neiweiduanqunmeinvlianmangnaqidahuojidianran。

dengjiangzhewanshier,pangbiandexiaodizhilezhijiaoluolizaoyidenghouduoshidenvsheng。

“zhege,ninweihunqiyijinglaile?”

huangmaoxiaodijimeinongyanfangfozaishuo,gangcaidehuoseshengxiangkedoubeininweihunqikanjianle。

shafashangdejiangzhequehaobuzaiyi:“shenmeweihunqi,buguoshilinjiadeyangnvbale。”

suihouyoutaiyankanxiangjiangjin,manyanqingmiechixiaoyisheng:“buguoshigebushouchongdewanyibeilinjiamaijilewojiangjiaeryi。”

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jiangjintaimoukanxiangjiangzhe,muguangpingjingziruo,qinglengkaikou:“jiangzhe,wokeyizoulema?”

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ertaweilebaituolinjiabudebudayinglezheimenhunshi,qishidayingyufoutayemeiyouxuanzedeyudi。

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“tinglirupingshuo,nishijingdagudianwude?”jiangzhebingweilihuitadewenti。

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jiangjinmeiyoushuohua,heibaifenmingdeyanmouzhishizhejiangzhe,jueqiangyouyinren。

“zhuangshenmezhenjielienv,nimashangjiuyaobeilinjiamaijiwole!”

jiangzheyuqijifeng,yanjingbuduandidaliangzhemianqiannvrenaorendeshencai,shudididixiaochulesheng:“gudianwubuxiangtiao,tuoyiwuzenmeyang?”

jiangjinzhourantaitou,bukezhixindikanxiangjiangzhe,chunbannierudao:“......wobutiao。”

datingguangzhongzhixiatiaotuoyiwu,dangtashishenme。

zhongrenhongxiaozhe,dougezitingxialedongzuo,qiqikanxiangjiangjin,qizuibashedishuozhewuyansuiyu......

“zhegekezhendafanga,rangweihunqijizantiaotuoyiwu!”

“zhege,tuoyiwuwojianguo,jiushimeikanguoruciqingchundemeinvjiwotiao!!”

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xiuruxinongdeyanyujiazazhexianongfangsidexiaosheng,buduanxiangjiangjinzalai。

baoxiangneidejiangjinguliwuyuan,dayixiadejiaoquzhibuzhudizhandou。

jiangzhe:“biejilianbuyaolian,worangnitiaoshikandeqini!”

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jiangzheyandifangguang,tanlandikanzhe,dongzuoyufafengkuang。

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“fanfa?laozijiushiwangfa!”

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......

包厢门虚掩着。

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tingdaomougeshuxidemingzi,fujilishunjiandunzhujiaobu,shitama?!

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“peng”deyisheng,chuaikailebaoxiangdemen。

zhiyiyanjiukandaoleshafashangdexiaoguniang。

——真的是她!

——shizijirisiyexiangfangzaixinjianshangshiniandejiangjin!!

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wusuishidetabeilinyeyeshouyang,zailinjialaozhaishenghuo。

neishidelinjiahefujiazhudehenjin。

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“fujili......”

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“shiwo,buyaopa,meishile。”

suihoufushenbaoqijiangjin,xiangwaimianzouqu。

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bujiushiquleyigeweishengjiandegongfuma?

zenmejiubaozheyigenvrenhuilaile?!

fujilibaozhexiaoguniangshangche,jiangtafangzaizuoweishang,qiheideyanmoushenbujiandi:

“youmeiyoushangdaonali?”