第6章 抢自己侄媳妇(1979字)

“什么?”

molaoyezideshoumengranzuanjinlongtouguaizhang,liansezhoudebianle:“nishuoshei?”

mowenxuanyezhangzhezui,dengdaleyan,yilianjianguidebiaoqingkanzhemoye。

moyequeshishensetanran:“jiangyuanyuan,mowenxuandeqiannvyou。”

“胡闹!”

pengdeyisheng,molaoyezihenhenyizhuguaizhang:“moye,nipingshizuoshizaizenmelipuhuangtangwodourenle,kenizenmenengzuochuqiang……qiangzijizhixifudeshi!”

molaoyezihoutouneijuhuazaizuilidounanyiqichi。

tashuangyandengdehetonglingyiyang,qideliandoufahongle。

moyeyandiquebolanbujing,siwanquanmeiyoujiangyijiarendezhenjingfangzaiyanli:“zaimowenxuanchuguideshihou,jiangyuanyuanjiuyijingbushitadenvpengyoule,woweishenmebunengquta?”

墨文轩出轨?

molaoyeziyixiayoukanxiangmowenxuan。

mowenxuanmeixiangdaoturanmaotouzhixiangleziji,lenglejimiao,caihuangzhangdao:“bu,bushiwo,shizhengwanneigenvrengouyinwo——”

“郑婉?”

mojialaoerdexifuyezai,daduanlemowenxuandehua,zhuazhulezhongdian:“nishuonichuguideduixiangshizhengwan?moyedeweihunqi?”

mowenxuanxiayishidekanleyanmoye,duishangtachenheidemouzi,youhedeyixiayikaileshixian,dixialetoubuganhangsheng。

qiaoliyalianseyeshibianle,suiranzhiqianmowenxuangentashuoletachuguibeimoyehejiangyuanyuankanjianle,ketazenmeyemeixiangdao,mowenxuanchilexiongxinbaozidan,jingranganjiyumoyedenvren!

简直是疯了!

“yexuqizhongyoushenmewuhui……”

qiaoliyahaixiangtierzijieshi,kelaoerxifuqueyijingjiaoshengdao:“haiyoushenmewuhuia,tazijidoushuodeqingqingchuchule!eiya,nanguaimoyeyaohuanrenni,zheigenzijidezhizibuqingbuchude,buhuanrennaeryandexiazheikouqia!”

zheilaoerxifupingsulijiugenqiaoliyazheigezhouligaobulai,biaomianshanghainengweixiheping,danbeidilicaiyijiaodeshizuodekebushao,zheihuigengshimangbuhuangdeluojingxiashi,baqiaoliyadeliandoushuolvle。

molaoyeziyebeizheijieerliansandezhongbangxinxijishuomengle,buguojianghaishilaodela,tahenkuaijiulengjingxialai。

talenglidemouguangsaoguomowenxuan,yekanxiangmoye:“kejiusuanzheiyang,nibugenzhengwanzaiyiqiyejiushile,weishenmeyaoqujiangyuanyuan?”

“yinweidangniantadedidishiweilewomenmojiaside,nanbuchengmojiahaiyaozaishanghaitamenyicima?”moyekanzhelaoyezi,youchendemousebizheiyesehaiyaohanliang。

墨老爷子一时无言。

tadeshoumosuozhelongtou,guoleyihuicaishayadao:“ruoshiweilebuchangjiangjia,youhenduozhongfangfa,ruoshirangniqulejiangyuanyuan,rangrenzhidaonimencengjingdeguanxi,zhipahuiluoxiagengduohuabing。”

“youwozai,meirenganshuoshenme。”moyeyanshenweian。

molaoyezishouyihui:“cishihaishiyaocongzhangjiyi。”

“santianhoujiushihunli,meishijianle。”

moyequelengrandao:“hekuangwohejiangyuanyuanyijingdaguojiehunzhengle,zheishijiuzheimedingle。wohuilaibingbushizhengqiunimendeyijian,zhishiweilegaosunimen,jiangyuanyuanbuxiwangtafumuzhidaomowenxuanchuguideshiqing,zhidangshiwohetazaojiuyijingjiaowangle,tazhishipatamenbuyuanyi,namowenxuandanghuangzi,pianletameneryi。”

“ruoshizhihoujiangyuanyuandefumudalaidianhua,nimenjiuzheyanyixia。”

moyedunledun,kanxiangmowenxuan:“woxiangnimenyebuxiwang,mojiayinweizheijianshi,shenbaiminglie。”

tashuowanmeiyouzaikantamenyiyan,zhuanshenjiulikaile。

“nigechouxiaozi,nijiwozhanzhu!”

molaoyeziqideyixiazhanqishen,quekanzhemoyetouyebuhuidebeiying,qideyouyixiazuohuidaoshafashang。

“这混小子!”

mowenxuankanmoyezoule,caisonglekouqi,youdigudao:“mojiayaoshidaole,tabuyeyaogenzheyiqidaomeima!”

“你还好意思说!”

molaoyezitingdaoletadedigu,zhuantoujuqilongtouguaigun,henhenyixiadazaitashenshang:“yaobushinizuochuzheizhongshi,xianzaizenmehuibianchengzheiyang!”

“啊!”

jiejieshishideyigunzi,dademowenxuancanjiaoyisheng,qiaoliyahedeganjinshangqianyibu,xintengdehuzhuerzi。

“ba,shiyizhici,ninzaiguaiwenxuanyemeiyonglea,haishixianxiangxiangzenmequanquanmoyeba!”

“quan?moyeshishenmexingge,dasaobuzhidaoma,quandezhuma?”laoerxifufanwen,yousaoleyanmowenxuan,“daoshidasaoyouzheigegongfu,haishihaohaoxiangxiangzenmejiaoyuyixiahaiziba,xiaciruoshizaifashengshenmeshi,jiubuyidinghaiyourennengdoudile!”

qiaoliyadunshiliansefaqing,xiangfanboqueyoubeimolaoyezidaduanlehua。

“shuogoulemeiyou?shuogoulejiudoujiwohuiwuqu!”

qiaoliyadunshigannubuganyan。

“haodeba,ninyebieshengqile,huitouwozairanglaoerquxiangbanfa。”laoerxifutitiedeshuowan,youdeyidekanleqiaoliyayiyan,niuzhexiaomanyaozhuanshenshanglouqule。

qiaolaoyeziyezaiguanjiadechanfuxiaqishen,youdenglemowenxuanyiyan,cailengzhelianhuilewu。

mowenxuanjinbengdeshenjingzheicaiweiweifangsong,queyishihanliujiabei。

qiaoliyazheicaizhuanshenkanxiangerzi,hentiebuchenggang:“niani,zuozheizhongshiyebubizhedian,zenmejiuzhuangzailemoyeshouli?”

“woyemeixiangdaoa,douguaizhengwanneigechoubiaozi!”

mowenxuanmaleyiju,youkanxiangmuqin:“xianzaizenmebana?”

“kanlaoyezizuihouzenmeshuoba!”qiaoliyacumeidao,“xianzaizuizhuyaodeshimoye,tazheigerenyazibibao,wanyihuitoutazhenbajiangyuanyuanqujinmenle,neinvrenzaitabianshangchuijixiaerpangfeng,daoshihoutabaofunikejiuwandanle!”

“nei,neiwozenmeban?”mowenxuandunshihuangle。

“nibiezheji,wokanneigejiangyuanyuanduinishihenyouganqingde,gujizheihuiyeshiyishishangxin,caihuiduqijiajimoye。”

qiaoliyafenxidao:“nijiuquhonghongta,kankantayuanbuyuanyigenmoyelihun,huidaonishenbian。”

“taxianzailihun,neijiushierhunle,wokebuxiangqugeerhundenvren!”mowenxuandunshixianqidao。

“sheirangniqutale,xianwenzhutazaishuo,dabulezhihouzaizhaogejiekoufenkaima!”qiaoliyabailetayiyan,“daoshihou,nixiaoshukendingbuhuizaijieshougeershouhuole,tahainengnanizenmeban?”