第1章
“xiaochen，nijieyixiadianhuahaobuhao？”
“wohetashuidoushuile，zhishishuizaiyiqimeishenmedabuledeba。”
“nikuaijieyixiadianhuama。”
“cao，tagaizuodedouzuole，nidaodihaixiangzenmeyang？”
jiangchengshi，shenweixiazidexiaochenyibianganwangjiudian，yibiannazhemangrenshouji，tingzheqizishenqianqianzaiweixinliweizijichuguideyuyinbianjie。
tingdaozuihou，xiaochennujierxiao，
xiaochenyuanbenshilongguojinlingxiaojiadashao，yinweifumuliqishizong，daozhitawunianqianbeiganchulexiaojia。
liuluodaojiangchenghou，xiaochenzaiyijiacanguandangfuwuyuan，jieguocanguanfashengdahuo，tabeikunqizhong，shiyiweinvhaibuguweixianchongjindahuozhongjiangtajiuchu。
shihoushenjiadaxiaojieyinweizaihuozhongjiurenshanglexinwen，dezhihoudexiaochenweilebaoen，yiranruzhuidaoshenjia，chengleyimingshangmennvxu。
yiyueqianqizishenqianqianchulechehuo，shuangmushiming，shenjiachengnuozhiyaoxiaochenjiangzijideyanjiaomojuanjishenqianqian，shihoujiuweitamenbubanyichanghunli。
xinyiweizhendexiaochenyeyincichenglexiazi，zaiyiyuantangleyigeyue。
tamanhuaiqidaidedengzhezijichuyuanhou，heshenqianqianjubanyichangxingfudehunli。
buchengxianggangcaiyigelaikanwangtadepengyou，shuozijiqinyanmudushenqianqianheyigemoshengnanrenkaifangqule。
xiaochenbuxin，dadianhuajishenqianqianxunwen，jieguoquetingdaolimianchuanlaizhenzhenbukanrumudeyinhuizhisheng。
“叮咚。”
zheishi，shenqianqianyoufalaileyuyin，chuchukeliandeyangqiuleqilai。
“xiaochen，qiuqiunijiedianhuaba！shitayaoqiuwodalaide……”
“woruguobuzhaozuodehua，tajiu……”
“快点。”
xiaochenzaiyetingbuxiaqule，laidaoyiyuanduimiandejiudian，zaigongzuorenyuandedailingxiazhaodaoleshenqianqiandefangjian。
limiancikezhengyinyuechuanchulaishengyin。
“砰！”
xiaochenshentijinhuzhandou，yijiaochuaikailefangmen。
wuneiquanshenchiludeshenqianqiandunshibeiheleyitiao：“xiaochen，ni……nizenmelaile？”
“shenqianqian，weishenme？weishenmeniyaobeipanwo？”
“womenjiehunwunianlai，woxiangtiaogouyiyangsihounihenimenyijia，meiyoubanjuyuanyan。”
“yiyueqiannichulechehuo，shuangmushiming，wobuxijiangyanjiaomojuanjini，rangnizhongsuguangming。”
“rujinnigangyihuifu，quezaizheilihebiedenanrenkaifang？”
xiaochenquantoujinwo，shenqingfennudaolejizhi。
mianduitadezhiwen，chuanhaoyifudeshenqianqian，lianjiadaizhehaiweitunqudehongchao：“weishenme？hehe，wendehao。”
“laoniangyourangnijiulema？”
“niyebusapaoniaozhaozhaoziji，jiunizheiyangdefeiwuyepeideshangwo？”
“zhiyunijuanjiwodeyanjiaomo，jiudangshichanghaiwoshenjiayanglenizheigefeiwuwuniandeenqingba。”
tingzheshenqianqianzheifanhua，xiaochenshentiyizhan，ruzhuibingjiao。
shenqianqianshenpangdeqingnianyibianlouzheshenqianqiandeyao，yibianchongxiaochenxixuedao：“xingxiaodefeiwu，ziwojieshaoyixia，wojiaoqichao，shishangshigongsidegaoguan，zhiyouwocaipeideshangqianqian，xiangnizheiyangdefeiwulianjiqianqiantianjiaozhitoudoubupei。”
“duile，kanzainiwunianlaidoumeipengguoqianqianyicidefenershang，wokeyigaosuniyigemimi。”
“qishiqianqianchuchehuodeneitian，womenzaicheshangzuzuyigexiaoshi，hahaha！”
“讨厌！”
shenqianqiandunshichuiletaxiongkouyixia，huitouchongxiaochenlengshengdao：“xiaochen，jirandourangnifaxianle，neijiulihunba，laoniangyifenzhongdoubuxiangkandaoni。”
xiaochenqiangyazhunuhuo，kaikoudao：“keyi，buguowoyaonijiangwofumudangniandedingqingxinwuhaiwo。”
“bujiuyigepoyupeime？laoniangcaibuxihanni。”shenqianqianshuozhe，congshenshangzhaixiayikuailongxingyupeijiurengjilexiaochen。
xiaochenjieguoyupeihou，zaishenqianqianzaoyizhunbeihaodelihunxieyishushangqianlezi。
linzouqian，xiaochenwendao：“shenqianqian，wozuihouwenniyigewenti，xiwangnirushihuida。”
“wunianqian，bayueershisanhaodexiawuliudianzuoyou，nishibushichongjinyijiazhehuoledecantingjiuguoyigemoshengren？”
tabuxiangxin，yigejianyiyongwei，buguzishenweixiandenvren，huishiruciboqingguayi。
guobuqiran，zhitingshenqianqianchixiaoyishengdao：“nixiangshenmeni？laoniangdemingjinguizheni，zenmekenenghuizuoneizhongchunshi。”
xiaochenwenyanshentiyizhen，shenxileyikouqihou，zhuanshenyiranliqu。
musongtalikaihou，shenqianqianwanzheqichaodegebosajiaodao：“qinaide，zheigelajiyijingbeiwoshuaile，womenshenmeshihoujiehunya？”
“dengjitianba，zuijingongsizhengzaixunqiuhesushijituandehezuo，wodeyalibijiaoda。”qichaoanweidao。
malubian，xiaochenzhuzhedaomangzhangbianzou，bianfumozheshoulidelongxingyupei。
zheishishizongdefumuliujitadeweiyixinwu。
fumuzailiuyanzhongjiaodai，zheizhongyupeiyigongyouliangkuai，fenbieshiyiyinheyiyang，dangliangkuaiyupeixiangyudeshihou，xiaochenjiuyouxunzhaotamendezigele。
erxiaochenshouzhongdezhenghaoshiyangpei。
suiranxiaochenbumingbaifumudeyisi，buguotazheiwunianlaiyizhizaixunzhaoyinpei，kexihaowusuohuo。
jiuzaitaxiangderushenzhiji，yiliangbinlirutuojiangdeyemayibanchaotakuaisushilai。
“小心，快闪开！”
xiaochenbeizheituruqilaideshengyinhedeshuaidaozaidi，shouwangengshibeimochulexue，ketayijingsisidewozheshoulideyangpei，shengpanongdiule。
ertameizhuyidaodeshi，tashoushangdexianxuezailiutangshangyangpeishanghou，jingranbeijinshuxishoule。
yankantajiuyaobeizhuangzhiji，yangpeineihuranbaofachuyidaowuxingnengliang，jingranyingshengshengbitinglebinli，suijihuazuoyidaobuyichajuedeguanghuajinruxiaochennaohaizhong。
xiaochenzhiganjuenaodaikuaiyaozhaleyiban，dangchanghunsileguoqu。
zaimengzhong，takandaoleyidaoshuxieryouweiandeshenyingzhengyiliancixiangdekanzheziji。
“ba！”xiaochenbiziyisuan，jiuyaochaotapuqu，quebeiyigunengliangdanlehuilai。
“ba，nihemadaodiqulenali？zheiwunianlai，wowushiwukebuzaixiangnimen！”
萧尘冲他大吼。
neidaoshenyinghuanhuankaikoudao：“xiaochen，dangnikandaoweifuliuxiadezheiduanyingxiangshi，zhengmingniyijingjihuoleyangpei。”
“qingyuanliangwohenimabunenggaosunitaiduo，yinweiwomenyeyoubudeyidekuzhong。”
“jirannirujinjihuoleyangpei，jidequjiangchengzhaoyigejiaohongzhendongderen，wodouyijingtinianpaihaole。”
“jizhu，yangpeishiguanzhongda，qiebukerangtarenzhidao。”
shuohuazheihua，neidaoshenyingtaiqishou，duizhexiaochenyaoyaoyizhi。
xiaochendunshiganjuenaohaizhongyongruyizhenchaoshuibandejiyi，youwudaoyishu，xiuxingfajue，qimendunjia，fengshuixuanxue……
yucitongshi，binlicheshang。
yiweimishudabandecheng**zikanlekanhoupaihunmidexiaochendao：“suzong，womenmingmingdoumeiyouzhuangdaozheixiaozi，shitazijishuaidaode，zhenyaodaitaquyiyuan？”
takouzhongdesuzongshiyiweirongmaojuemei，qizhigaogui，shencaiaotuyouzhidenianqingnvzi。
suqingmeihongchunweimindao：“nanjie，shiwomenkaidetaikuaihedaoleta，haishidaiquyiyuankankanba。”
liangnvzhengshuozhedeshihou，houpaidexiaochenzihunmizhongxingleguolai。
suqingmeifaxianhou，binglengderongyanyixi：“nixingle？”
xiaochenwuzheetou，chaozheshengyindefangxiangkanqu：“ni……nishi？haiyou，wozheishizainali？”
“zheiweixiansheng，wojiaosuqingmei，shizaishibaoqian，gangcaiwomenchadianzhuangdaoleni，kannihundaole，zhengdasuandainiquyiyuan。”suqingmeibuwuqianrandedao。
buzhidaoweishenme，xiaochenzongjuedesuqingmeideshengyinyouxieshuxi，kejutizainalitingguo，tayishijianyouxiangbuqilai。
nvmishulenglengdao：“xiaozi，gangcaisuoyourendouzhidaobirangwomendeche，jiunizhanzailuzhongjianyidongbudong，nishixiazime？”
xiaochendianlediantou，zichaodao：“shide，woshiyigexiazi。”
“buhaoyisi，nimenfangwoxiaquba，womeishi，buyongquyiyuanle。”
shuozhe，taqishenjiuyaoxiache，naiheyinweikanbujian，naodaibeikepenglehaojici。
“suzong，kanlaitazhenshixiazi。”nvmishujingyadao。
suqingmeizhengyuyukaikoushuohua，huranjielegedianhua。
“小姨，怎么了？”
“qingmei，nilailemei？niyeyecuihaojicile，haishuonijintianyaoshibubananpengyoudaihuiqujianta，tajiuburennizheigesunnvle。”
“……”
suqingmeiguaduandianhuahou，kanleyiyanxiaochen，yuyanyouzhidedao：“zheiweixiansheng，jirannimeishi，neininengbangwoyigemangma？”