第1章
“haole，nanxi，biehele，nijintianhedegouduole......”
jiubabataibian，lujiaoranqiangxingjiangjiubeiconggunanxishoushangduoguolai，zhoumeikanzheta：“niyiqianbushiconglaibuhejiuma，jintianshizenmele？yuchengni，tayebuguanzheni？”
gunanxizhongzhongyiquanchuizailebataishang：“biejiwotineige**！”
tayaozheya，yanquantonghong，yizhenzhendesuanse，yanleiqueshizhongmeidiaoxialai。
weineige**diaoyanlei，taibuzhidele！
lujiaoranheleyitiao：“zenmele，xiaoxier，nibushidougenyuchengyaojiehunlema，chaojiale？”
gunanxichuimou，tingdunlejimiaocaikaikou，tuchujigezi：“guyunfeihuilaile。”
lujiaoranzhenjingdedengdaleyan：“tabushiwunianqianjiulijiachuzoulema？zenmeyouhuilaile？”
guyunfeishigunanxidemeimei，wunianqianbianbuzhiweishenmelikailegujia，congcizhihoujiumeilerenheyinxun。
zhidaojintian，gunanxijiedaoyuchengdeyitiaoduanxin，rangtaqujiangchengjiudian，shuoshiyoujingxiyaojita，dangzhenshihaodadejingxi。
tayiguoqu，jiukandaoguyunfeiheyuchenggougoudadadeloubaozaiyikuai，neigezuotianhaizaihetachangxiangweilai，duitawenrouhehudenanren，cikequebaozheguyunfeimanliandejinzhang，fangfoshengpatahuishiqukongzhichongshanglaiduiguyunfeibuli。
neiyishunjian，gunanxizhijuedeyanqianyipianfahei，xueyeniliu。
erguyunfeihaibaichuyifurourouruoruodebiaoqingkaozaiyuchenghuaili，jiaoshengdao：“jiejie，haojiubujian，xiexienizaiwolikaidezheiduanshijianzhaoguachenggege，xianzaiwohuilaile，wohuiheachenggegehaohaozaiyiqide。”
yuchengduoshanzhebuganqukangunanxidelian，dao：“nanxi，zhiqianwoyizhidoushibanidangzuomeimei，wozhenzhengaiderenyizhidoushifeier......”
gunanximeitingyuchengshuowan，tasiguzhekanleyanyiquan，linqizoulangshangbanrengaodepenzaiwangneiliangrenshenshangyishuai，zaiguyunfeishikongdejiajianjiaoshengzhongzhuanshenzoule。
“kao！neigeyuchengzhiqianbushitingshenqingkuankuandema！”
lujiaorantinggunanxijiangshiqingjingguoshuoleyibian，dunshijiuzhale：“gennizaiyiqiwuniancaifaxianzhenaishiguyunfei？tanaodailijinhaileba！”
gunanxiyonglishuaileshuaitou，buzaiquxiangneigezhanan，paizhezhuozijiaodao：“jiubaoni！zaijiwoshangyidapijiu！”
“别喝了！南希！”
lujiaoranyibaanzhugunanxihaixiangyaoqunajiudeshou，yangleyangxiahe：“nikanneibian。”
gunanxibumingsuoyideshunzhelujiaoranzhidefangxiangkanleguoqu，huxibuyoudetingleyishun。
neishigejishishizaizaijiubaxuannaoderenqunzhong，yenengbeiyiyanjiuzhuyidaoderen，nanrenshenxingtingbaxiuzhang，yishenjiancaijingliangdeheisexizhuang，banzhangliandouyinzaihunandedengguangzhong，dansihaobuyingxiangneizhangliandechuse。
wuguanshensui，tongmouqihei，rutongdiaokeshizuijingxindamodezuopin，wulunshicongnagejiaodukanguoqu，doujinhuwanmei，daizheyizhongyushengjulaideyapogan，hejiubadefenweixiandegegeburu。
lujiaoranyadileshengyindao：“wojianguota，haoxiangshiyuchengdexiaoshushu，haimeijiehun，renyizhizaiguowai，diweibiyuchengbuzhidaogaoleduoshao，buru......niquxiangtagaogeheizhuang？”
gunanxijiuyishangtou，lizhigengshizaixuanyabianyuanyaoyaoyuzhui，erlujiaorandehuarutongyigenhuochai，dianranletajiyadenuyi。
ta“ceng”deyixiazhanleqilai，jiangbeizhongdecanjiuyikouguanlexiaqu。
“gao，gaoshenmeheizhuang！”
gunanxiyanranyijinghezuile，tachengzhebatai，shuaikailujiaoranshituchanfuzhutadeshou，modixiaole：“nishuo，woyaoshibazheigenanrengoudaoshou，neiyucheng，shibushijiuyaojiaowoxiaojiumale？”
lujiaoranmudengkoudai，danzhuannianyixiang，haoxiangqueshiruci。
hezheigenanrenbiqilai，yuchengzenmekanzenmeshangbudetaimian。
ergunanxiyijingdiediezhuangzhuangdefenkairenqun，zhibenneigenanrenerqu。
“ni，nihao，woshigunanxi，renshiyixiabei？”
gunanxiyibachezhunanrendeyixiu，nanrenfeichanggao，jishishigunanxiyimiqideshengao，yeyaoweiweitaitoucainengwanquankandaotadelian。
nanrenchuimou，bingliangruxuedemuguangluozaigunanxilazhetayixiudeshoushang，mouseyipianbinghan，bochunqingqi，tuchulianggezi：“fangshou。”
gunanxifeidanmeifang，fanerdecunjinchidewangnanrenshenshangkaoleguoqu：“biezheimezhejijujuema，womenkeyishendujiaoliuyixia......”
buyuanchudebaobiaojimangkuaibuzouleguolai：“xiansheng，wozheijiubarennongzou。”
fuzhichuanbiaoqinglengdan，weiweidianlediantou，baobiaolikeshangqian，zhuazhugunanxideshoubei，xiangyaojiangtaqiangxingdaizou。
“别扒拉我！”
gunanxisihaoyishibudaofashengleshenme，tamanmianbunaidezhengtuokailai，taiyankanlebaobiaoyiyan，manmiandoushizuiyideyaoleyaotou：“nizhangdetaichoule，wobuyaoni，woyaota。”
shuozhe，gunanxigancuizhijiewangqianyipu，zhenggerenzhijiezhuangjinlefuzhichuanhuaili。
ganggangtaneiyishengjianjiao，yijingxiyinlejiubabushaorendezhuyi，fuzhichuanmianseweichen，lengshengkaikou：“xianbatanonghuifangjian，bieyinqisaodong。”
gunanxidenaohaiyijingbeijiujingjiaochengyituanjianghu，tashoujiaobingyongdebaozhulefuzhichuandeshoubei，yifusidoubufangshoudeyangzi。
fuzhichuanmeixinshenshenningleqilai，yuqizhongmanshilengyi：“nixiangyaoganshenme？”
haozaizheijuhuagunanxitingdongle，tashuangshougouzhefuzhichuandebojing，zhenggerenxiangshiguazaifuzhichuanshenshangyiyang，hechudeqixidoudaizhenongzhongdejiuyi，hanhubuqingdedao：“woxianggennijiehun，dangnidexiaojiuma。”
这都什么跟什么。
fuzhichuanzhijuedetaiyangxuedoubeizheigenvrennongdeyouxieteng，dantazheicihuiguo，chulelaoyezi，buhuiyourenzhidao，neizheigenvren......
tashouleshousixu，qiangxingjianggunanxidiujinlefangjian。
gunanxibeishuaideyoudianmeng，dantahaijidezijishilaiganmade，mimihuhudeyoubaoleshangqu：“zenmele，wogaosuni，wokeshijiangchengdediyimingyuan，quwonibukuide......”
“娶你？”
fuzhichuanzhongfuleyibian，modigoulegouchunjiao：“yebushibukeyi，qiantishi......”