第1章

yeshenrenjing,zhiyoujianpanqiaojiheshubiaodianjideshengyinzaixufandefangjianlihuixiang。

diannaopingmushang,shitaheduiyouzai“chiji”youxilidexunixingxiang,zhengpazaicaoconglisesefadou。

“woshuofange,ninengbunengzhilengqilaia?zanmenzheiduijiuzhiwangnile!”

erjilichuanlaiyigecuguangdenansheng,shixufandegudingyouxidazi,wangmingjiao“bawanglong”。

xufancaozuozherenwu,xiaoxinyiyidinuodongzheshijiao,zuishangquemeixianzhe:

“zhiwangwo?zhiwangwoluodichenghema?ai,gennishuogeshier,wogaozhongdudekeshinanxiao。”

bawanglongneibianmingxianlengleyixia:

“nanxiao?**,zhendejiade?neinixiaoziyanfubuqiana!”

“shenmeyanfubuqian?”xufanchadianmeibeizijidekoushuiqiangdao,“woshuodeshinan~xiao~,chunyemenerdeneizhong,yigenvdedoumeiyou!”

“a?nei……neiyoushayisi?”bawanglongdeshengyintouzheyihuo。

xufanheiheiyixiao,yadishengyin,yongyizhongguzuoshenmideyuqishuodao:

“meiyisi?neinijiucuole!womenbandangshikequanshixiaoqinglv,yiduiyiduide,neijiaoyigeniwai!”

erjineitouchenmolejimiao,ranhoubaofachunanyizhixindehousheng:

“bukeneng!jueduibukeneng!nanxiaozenmekenengyouqinglv?nixiaozilvwoni?!”

“hahaha……”xufanzhongyurenbuzhuxiaochusheng,“woyaozhenzainanxiao,nahaiyoukonggennizheicaohandayouxi,zaoqujiansheshehuizhuyixiongdiqingle。”

bawanglongmamalielie:“gunduzi!hewoyitiao!wojiushuoma,nanxiaonalaide……”

xufanmeizaijiehua,lianshangdexiaorongyedanlexialai。

tadangranshixiachede,buguoshikuzhongzuolebale。

xianshishenghuoyaoshizhenyouneime“jingcai”,tayebuzhiyudabanyekaodayouxihechuiniulaipaiqianyumenle。

想想就来气。

taxufan,haodaiyeshimingpaidaxuejianzhuxibiye,jinlezheijiabudabuxiaodejianzhushejiyuan,jingjingyeyeaolekuaisannian,zongsuanpingjieyigexinyingdeshejifangan,nadaoleshiliyigezhongdianshangyejiequdegaizaoxiangmu。

suiranzhishigefushou,danyeshitadiyicijiechuzheimedadexiangmu,yankanzhezilihejiangjindouyaodaoshoule,weilaiyipianguangming。

可谁能想到呢?

bangeyueqian,gongsikongjiangleyigejiaozhouqimengdexinren。

jushuoshinagedalingdaodeguanxihu,gangbiyedexiaoguniang,jianlipingpingwuqi,yilaijiubeianpaijinletamenxiangmuzu。

xufandangshiyemeiduoxiang,xinrenma,daiyidaijiushile。

结果呢?

budaoyizhou,tadedingtoushangsi,shejibujingliwangruijiubatajiaodaobangongshi,heyanyuesedigaosuta。

kaolvdaotazuijinbijiaoxinku,weilerangtayougengduojinglitourudaoqitagongzuozhong,neigeshangyejiequdexiangmu,jiujiaojizhouqimenglaizhuyaofuzele,rangtacongpangxiezhujiuhao。

“协助”?

说得好听!

xufanxinligenmingjingside,zheibujiushimingqiangma?

taxinxinkukuhuadetuzhi,aoyezuodemoxing,yibianbiangenjiafanggoutongquerendexijie,zuihouchengguojiuzheimeqingpiaopiaodiluodaolebierenshouli?

haishiyigeganglai、shadoubudongdeguanxihu?

tabushimeixiangguofankang,kewangruineihuashuodedishuibulou。

shenme“jixinrenduanlianjihui”,shenme“gongsizhanlveanpai”,dudetayakouwuyan。

zaishuole,renjiayoubeijing,tayigewuquanwushidexiaozhiyuan,nashenmegenrendou?

zhinengdasuileyawangduziliyan。

congneitianqi,xufanjiujuedexinlibiezheyiguxiehuo,ganshenmedoutibuqijing。

baitianzaigongsiduizhezhouqimengneizhangkansiwugudelian,haide“naixin”dijitajiangjiexiangmuxijie,wanshanghuilaijiuzhinengkaodayouxifaxieyixia。

“砰!”

youxilichuanlaiyishengqiangxiang,pingmushunjianbianhui。

“**!fangeniyoudaole?!nitaniangdezaiganmaa?!”bawanglongdepaoxiaozaicixiangqi,“renzainilianshangdoukanbujianma?nishiyongjiaozaiwanyouxi?wokannineijianpanshangsayibami,rangxiaojiguolaizhuodounengbiniwandehao?!”

“wo……”xufanzhanglezhangzui,quefaxianzijiwulifanbo。

gangcaitaqueshizoushenle,mannaozidoushizhouqimenghewangruineifuzuilian,genbenmeizhuyidaopangbianmoguolaidediren。

连输!又是连输!

这都第几把了?

congwanshangbadiandaoxianzai,tamenxiaoduijiumeichiguoyiciji,zuihaodechengjiyejiushigoujinqianshi。

dabufenshijian,xufandoushineigezuizao“zhenwang”dedaomeidan。

“daibudong,zhendedaibudong!sanlesanle!”lingyigeduiyouyekaishibaoyuan。

xufanzhijuedeyiguwuminghuozhichongnaomen,xiongkoududehuang。

gongzuobushun,shenghuobiequ,liandageyouxidouzheimewonang!

tamengdiyizashubiao,xintaichedibengle。

jiuzaizheishi,tadeshoujituwudizhendongqilai,pingmushangtiaodongzhe“wangrui”demingzi。

xufandingzheneigemingzi,yanshenshunjianlenglexialai。

zheigediandadianhua,zhunmeihaoshi!

bachengyoushiweilezhouqimengneigexiangmu。

tashenxiyikouqi,huakaijietingjian,budengduifangkaikou,jiumeihaoqidihoudao:

“干什么?!”

dianhuaneitouxianranmeiliaodaotazheigetaidu,dunleyixia,suijichuanlaiwangruigengjiafennudeshengyin:

“xufan!nishenmetaidu?!”

“tongzhiniyixia,mingtianyizaobashangyejiexiangmudesuoyouziliaozhenglihao,quanbujiaojixiaozhou!”

“tayoujigedifanggaobumingbai,nibixuquanlipeiheta!tingqingchumeiyou?”

“yaoshixiangmuchulechazi,woweinishiwen!nidegongzi、jiangjin,doubiexiangyaole!”

“peiheta?”xufantingdaozheihua,jizanlebangeyuedenuhuozhongyuchedibaofale,“peihegepi!laozixinxinkukuzuochulaidedongxi,pingshenmebaibaisongjita?tagaobumingbai?gaobumingbaijiubiegana!youbenshirangtazijiquhuatu,zijiqugenjiafangtan!sheideguanxisheisihouqu!laozibuganle!”

houwanzheiyitong,xufanganjuexiongkoudeyuqidousanlebushao。

tagenbenbujiwangruifanyingdeshijian,zhijiehenhendianxialeguaduanjian。

zhenggewuzishunjiananjingxialai,zhiyoudiannaofengshanhaizaiwengwengzuoxiang。

erjiliyeanjingdekepa。

guolehaojimiao,bawanglongcaishitanzhekaikou:

“**……fange,gangcaineishi……nilingdao?”

“ng。”xufanmenmendiyingleyisheng。

“牛批!”

“**,fangeweiwu!”

“xiongdi,zhennanrena!lianlingdaodouganzhijiedui!”

“jieqi!taitamajieqile!”

gangcaihaizaimaxufancaideduiyoumen,cikefenfenzhuanbianlekoufeng,yuqilichongmanlezhenjinghepeifu。

nengzaidianhualizheimeyingganglingdaode,tamenhaishidiyicijian。

xufanchelechezuijiao,quexiaobuchulai。

duideshihoushishuangle,kehouguoni?

gongzuobachengshibaobuzhule。

buguo……yewusuoweile,zheiyangdegongsi,zheiyangdelingdao,budaiyeba!

taqiangdaqijingshen,duizhemaikefengshuodao:

“lai,zaikaiyiba!zuihouyiba,dawanshuijue!”

duiyoumenlikexiangying:“haolei!fangefawei,zheibabichiji!”

raner,xianshizaicijilexufanchenzhongyiji。

diyiba,tiaosangangluodi,haimeijiandaoqiang,jiubeipangbiantongyangchishoukongquandedirensanquanliangjiaosonghuile“suzhiguangchang”。

“made!zailai!”xufanyaozheya,dianle“zaicitiaozhan”。