【ding！puxinnv，zhengxiatou！bentongrenbulele！】
zheishi，guhuaidenaohailixiangqilexitongdetishiyin。
【xuanzeyi：haonanbugennvdou，limaqishenzouren】
【xuanzeer：jiuzhutoufadangjiebaodayidun，dadaotianyuannvquangou！ps：shenxuan，benxuanxiangrongyichilaofan】
【xuanzesan：yongmofadabaimofa，dalianxiangqinnv，chenggonghoukejiangli“shentiqianghuayaoshui”yiping】
tingdaoxitongjichudexuanze，guhuaiannaixiayaoyoudechongdong，xinpingqihedehuiyingdao：
“linvshi，qishiniwuhuile，woyisishinideyaoqiufeichangheli，shenzhihaiyoudiandile。”
“哦？真假？”
liweiweiyanjingyiliang，taxiangqinguozheimeduoxiatounan，haishitouyicitingdaoyourenxiantayaoqiudi。
“dangranshizhendele，zixixiangxiang，nifumuyangdaniyeburongyi，neixieyangzhuhuhaipanzhezhurouzhangjiani，zheidianyaoqiubuguofen。”
“dui...aibudui，nishibushizaiyinyangwoni？”
“linvshi，nikan，zheijiushinidebuduile，wobenlaihaixiangzhe，zhijiezaishiqumaiyitaobieshu，fangchanzhengxienimingzi，ranhouzaijinibamahenidigemaiyitaofang，nijuederuhe？
zhiyuhaizini，nixiangshengjiusheng，buxiangshengzanjiubusheng，meinianwozaijiniyibiqian，rangnizhouyoushijie，ruhe？”
guhuaitaotaobujuededuizheliweiweiyidunshuchu。
“cihuadangzhen？nibushigenwokaiwanxiaoba？”
liweiweikanguhuaideyanshenshunjianjiubianle，yuqiyebiandeshifenwenrou。
“hehe，shinixiangenwokaiwanxiaode。”
xiayimiao，guhuaierhuabushuo，zhijieqishenzouren。
“哎？”
zheishi，houzhihoujuedeliweiweicaifaxianzijibeixinongle，dunshinubukee，chongzheguhuaidebeiyinghoudao：
“gaisidexiatounan，jingranganpianlaoniang，wojiuzhidaonishigeqiong**si，qiaoqiaonishenshangchuandeneiyishenguochanlajipai，zenmehaiyoulianchulaixiangqinni，hete！”
liweiweijiangyikounongyudelaotanhenhencuizaidishang，youchaozheguhuaibilegezhongzhi。
danshixiayimiao，tajiuxiaobuchulai。
yinweitaqinyanjiandaochumenhoudeguhuai，dakaimenqiantingzhedeneiliangbenchidagdechemen，zuojinlejiashizuo。
gangcailiweiweijinmendeshihou，jiuzhuyidaozheilianghaochele，tahaiteyizaicantingliduoliuyilejiyan，xiangkankanshinaweituhaodeche，jieguoyemeizhaodao。
meixiangdaoyuanzaitianbian，jinzaiyanqian，chezhujingranjiushilaixiangqindeguhuai？
“nandaotazhendeshigeyouqianren，gangcaizhishizaishitanwo？”
jiandaozheiyimudeliweiwei，zuibazhangdadedounengsaijinyigenzhangshadaxiangchangle。
cishidetahouhuimoji，henbudehenhenshanzijilianggedaerguazi。
zheimeyouzhidexiangqinnan，jingranjiuzheimebeitajiqipaole？
“budui，takendinghaizaikaoyanwo，wozheimenianqing，zheimeyouxiu，tazenmehuishedejiuzheiyangpaoxiawoni？”
liweiweigenzhongduodexiaoxiannvyiyang，zaitadeguandianli，renweinanrentianshengjiuyinggaishiweizhenvrenzhuande。
suoyijishitaxiangqinleshibaileci，yeconglaimeicongzijishenshangzhaoguoyuanyin。
哒哒哒！
liweiweicaizheshijilimigaodehentiangao，jicongcongdezhuilechuqu，qichuanyuyudelanxiaguhuaideche：
“guhuai，nibiezoua，woyuanliangnile，zanmenkeyijixutantan。”
“wotannimaa，gun！”
guhuaijinyoudeyidiannaixinyebeixiaohaoguangle。
“ai，nizenmehaimarenni？qishigangcaiwoshigennikaiwanxiaodela。”
zhidaoguhuaiyouqianhou，liweiweijishibeima，queyiranhaobujieyi。
“qishicailihechefangshenmededoubuzhongyaola，zhiyaoniyixinyiyideduiwohao，wohaishikeyikaolvgennijiehunde。”
guhuaizheishicaitihuidao，shenmejiaofanlianbifanshuhaikuai。
tazuijiaogouqiyimowanweidexiao，yaoxiachechuang，muguangzhongdaizhejifenxixue：
“linvshi，ninzheibianliandesudu，buquxuechuanjuzhenshiqucai，zanhuaxiafeiwuzhiwenhuayichandejichengjiukaonile。”
“aiya，guhuai，niwuhuile，wozhendeshizhenxinshiyide。”
liweiweijichuyilianchanmeidexiao，shitulajinyuguhuaidejuli，quewanglezijihaichuanzhegaogenxie，yigeliangqiangchadianshuaidao，yindezhouweiluguoderenfenfencemu。
guhuaiqingxiaoyisheng，guyitigaoyinliangshuo：
“zhenxinshiyi？neiqingwenlinvshi，nindezhenxinshiyishianjinchengdehaishiankesuandea？wozheirensu，budongneixiexude，jiuxiangzhidao，ruguowomeizheiche，nizheizhenxinhainengshengxiajiliang？”
zheihuayichu，liweiweidelianseshunjianbiandewucaibanlan，bidiaosepanhaijingcai。
“wo...wo...”
tazhizhiwuwu，bantianshuobuchuyijuwanzhengdehualai。
“haiyoua，linvshi，ninzheixiangqindebiaozhun，woshizaishipeibushang，wojuedeba，nikenenggengshihequcanjianeizhong‘mouchengwurao’deshengjiban，zhuanmenzhaoneizhongnengchengbaoyutang、jialiyoukuangde，wozheiyangde‘qiong**si’，shizaishigaopanbuqi。”
guhuaishuowan，haiguyitanlekouqi，fangfozhendezaiweicuoshiyiduanliangyuanerwanxi。
zhouweidechiguaqunzhongyiting，dunshihongxiaoqilai，youjigedandadehaiduizheliweiweizhizhidiandian，xiaoshengyilun。
liweiweinalishoudelezheizhongchangmian，liansezhangdetonghong，xiangshishutouledefanqie，taqijibaihuaidihoudao：
“ni....ni！nipingshenmezheimeshuowo！”
“pingshenme？nizijihaohaozhuomoba！”
guhuaidandandihuileyiju，suijifadongleqiche，liuxiayilianerandeliweiweiheyiqunkanrenaobuxianshidadequnzhong。
“wei！guhuai！guhuainibiezou，wocuolehaobuhao，zaijiwoyigejihuiba！”
liweiweishituzhuishangqu，danguhuaizaojiukaizhedagyangzhangerqu，zhiliuxiayichuanweiqizuoweihuiying。
zhouweidexingrenfenfenzhuzu，youdetaochushoujipaizhaoluxiang，youdezejiaotoujieer，yilunfenfen：
“zheinvdeyetaibaijinleba，renjiayouqianjiutieshangqu，meiqianjiumarenjia**si。”
“kebushima，zheizhongxiangqinnvwojianduole，zhirenqianburenren。”
“hahaha，tazheihuierzhidaohouhuileba，kexia，renjiananfangbuchitazheiyitao。”
“jiushi，chixiangzheimenankan，nagenanrenganquzheiyangdenvrena？”
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