第3章
“shenme，chenguangshileyuandegufen？”
jiangxiaolijingyadewendao：“xitong，fanlidebuzhishiqianma，zheigegufenshishenmeyisi？”
wanmeishenhaoxitongzhiliyudazaochengquanfangmian，litihuadedingjiyouxiushenhao。
suoyi，xitongbujinfanxiansuzhusuoyouxiaofei，xitongbaojihuitigongtongdengzhidegufen，budongchan，haoche、xuniwupindeng，shenzhishijineng，tianfu，shenqi，dengdeng，zhutianwanjiewusuobubao。
huaqianbushijishu，bigecaishiyishu。
“yuanlaishizheiyang，lihaile！”
“quanfangwei，litihuadedingjishenhao。”
tingzhexitongdejieshi，jiangxiaolidunshijuedezijishenshangdebige，yeturangaoleneimejidian。
“dianzhang，wokannishouyibucuo，jiuzheisiwanbadetaocan，yuanyangjizaiwolaishifener，zaizuodegeweimeigerenyifener，qianwozhaofu，qunongba！”
jiangxiaolitaiyouyadeshenchushou，jiangyinxingkadileguoqu。
zhongrenduishileyiyan，meigerendouyouleyisihuangluan。
这家伙是不是疯了。
bierenzaitamendianli，beikenggejiqianjiuqizhale，zheixiaoziquekezhejingjitamenshuajishiwan。
qiaozhalesuoshiduoshaoqianqipande，jishiwanjitamenpangeqiaozhalesuo，suanshishuetebiejudaleba！
zhouweidejigefuwuyuanjianshibudui，xiaoxindeduishilejiyanhou，qiaoqiaoliule。
erduimiandelianggenvhailianyebaile，dizhetoubuganshuohua，quanranmeiyougangcaidexiaozhang。
“zheiweilaoban，zanmenmeibeizheimeduohuo，yaobusuanleba！”
dianzhangdekouqiyeyoudianruanlexialai。
“meihuojiuqujinhuo，nizenmeyeyaozainimenzheierbaqianhuagetongkuai，xianjiwoshuawushiwan！”
jiangxiaolideyideqiaoqituishuo。
shuaqianyijingshangyinjiangxiaoli，xianzaicaishualejibaiwanzenmegou，zenmeyeyaozaishuachuyiliangqianwanchulai。
zheiheidian，daizhulejiuyaohenhendeshua。
“xiaozi，wokannitemeshilainaoshierdeba！”
kanjiangxiaolizheimebushangdao，dianlaobandunshiyehuole。
“怎么？”
jiangxiaoliqiaoqituixiaodao：“nizuofanwodiancan，qianyoubushibujini，zenmejiushinaoshierdeni！”
“niyouqianlebuqilea。”
jiangxiaolidianlediantourenzhendeshuo：“meicuo，youqianjiushilebuqi！”
zheishihou，turanjiliangqichedehongmingshengzaimenkouchuanlai。
dianmenbeirentuikai，yiqunwudasancudehanzizhijiezoulejinlai。
“made，sheizailaozidedipannaoshi。”
“langge，ninzongsuanlaile，jiushizheijiahuo，zheixiaozizaizanmendianlinaoshier，wanquanbujininmianzi！”
dianzhangzhuanguoshenzhizhejiangxiaoligongjingdeshuodao。
huahaimeishuowan，turanganjueshenhouyizhenjulichuanlai，shenxingbuwen，yigezhongzhongliejushuaizaidishang。
“nimade，xialenidegouyan，jiangxianshengyegandezui。”
“jiang......jiangxiansheng！”
dianzhangyouxiehuibuguoshenlai。
“jiangxianshengshizanmenshileyuandedalaoban，zhenggechenguangshileyuandoushirenjiadedipan，zhibuzhidao？”
“a，bushi，zhei......zheibushilanggededipanma？”
店长结结巴巴的说。
“你懂个屁！”
langgemeiyoulihuita，zhuanshenkanzhejiangxiaolishuodao：“jiangxianshengzhenbuhaoyisi，dixiarenburenshini。”
“你认识我？”
江小离问道。
“当然了！”
langgegongjingdeshuodao：“jiangxiansheng，zanmensuiranmeiyoujianguomian，dannindezhaopianwohaishijianguode，ninkeshishileyuandedalaoban，zheitiaojiededianmiandoushinindele，wohaideduoxiejiangxianshengshangkoufanchini！”
“哦！”
江小离点了点头。
fanzhengshixitonganpai，tasuoxingbuwenzheigelanggeshizenmerenshizijidele。
jiangxiaolishenshouzhizhezhuoshangdecaishuodao：“lai，langgeshiba，zanmenyiqichangchangzheisiqiankuaidehongjiuhebaqianduodedangao，zanmenzheiweilaobankeshishengyixinglonga。”
“什么？”
langgechouleyiyanzhuoshangdedongxi，youmiaoleyiyanfuwuyuanshouzhongdezhangdan，liansedunshiyinlexialai。
“langge，langge，wozhei......nintingwojieshia！”
店长顿时慌了。
“zhaolaoban，nitemedezaiwodedipanshangzhengzheige，nizheishiminghuanghuangdedalaozidelian，niyiqianzenmegenwobaozhengde。”
“langge，wozhidaocuole！”
店长直接求饶起来。
“jiangxiansheng，jiangxiansheng，wozhenbuzhidaoninshishileyuandelaobana，woyaoshizhidaodehua，shuoshenmeyebuganjininpengyoubaizheiyidaoa！”
“nideyisishi，ruguohaozibushiwopengyou，jintianzheikuitajiuchidingleshibushi？”
“bubu，wobushizheigeyisi！”
dianlaobanjiejiebabadebuzhidaozenmeshuo。
tamenyuanzhunbeijiushikenggejiqiankuaiwanwan，sheizhidaopengshangdejiangxiaoli，jingranshishileyuandelaoban。
langgezhizhedianzhangmadao：“bietemedezaizheieraijiangxianshengdeyan，likeshoushidongxigundan，xiacirangwozaiyichengkanjianni，laoziqinshouxieleniyitiaotui。”
“suanle，linzidaleshenmeniaodouyou！”
jiangxiaolibuzaiyideshuodao：“bazheidianshouhuiba，zhongxinzhaogeshouguijudelaigan，haiyouzheiliangge，nianjiqingqingdezuodianshenmebuhao，yihoubuyaorangwozaikanjiannimen。”
“嗯，嗯！”
lianggenvhaidizhetou，xiaoxindenuodaoyibian，dizhetoucongconglikaile。
“xingle，shierjiejuele，gaizoule！”
jiangxiaolipailepaizhouhaoxuandejianbangwendao：“zenmeyang，xiongdi，jieqilema？”
“wocao，jiangge，nizhenshizheilidelaobana，zenmeyiqianmeitingnishuoguoa！”
“yihouwogennijieshiba！”
jiangxiaolizhenqishen，naolebantian，zheiheidianchengzijidele，neikanlaizheiyangmaoshibunenghaole。
gaobieleyiliangongjingdelangge，jiangxiaoliqizhexiaodianlv，daizhezhouhaoxuanlikaikafeidian。
suiranzheijiaheidianzhijitadailailiangbaiduowandexianjin。
buguoyoulezhei“wanmeishenhao”dexitong，zijidianfengrenshengjianzhishizhirikedaia。
yilushang，zhouhaoxuandouxiangshimeihuiguoshenerside，yishengbuhang。
“haozi，zheibuxiangnipiqia，jintianzenmeyabale？”
“jiangge，nishibushigefuerdai，manzhewomenzheixieqiongkurenjia，guolaitiyanshenghuole？”
周浩轩小心的问道。
jiangxiaoliyibianqicheyibianxiaodao：“shibuxiangmanahaozi，qishiwoyizhigenniyinmanshenfenle，xianzaiwotanpaile，woshitianmingzhizi，woyijingjuexinglewanmeishenhaoxitong，yihounigenzhejiangge，baonichixiangdehelade。”
“什么，你？”
zhouhaoxuanjingyadekanlejiangxiaoliyiyan，suihouhahadaxiaoqilai。
“woqu，jiunihaitianmingzhizi，haishenhaoxitong？”
“niyaoshitianmingzhizi，laozijiushiouhuangfuti，chenbeixuanzaishi，dourangnibiekanneimeduoxiaoshuole，naodaiyizhengleshibushi，gaitianwodequqingshanjingshenbingyiyuanjinisongfanba。”
“呵！”
江小离轻笑了一声。
tazhidao，jiusuanshibashiergenrenshuole，yebuhuiyourenxiangxin。
“nibuyongguan，jiudangshiwozhongcaipiaoleba，doulichuaizhejibaiwan，gemenyihoujiushiyouqianrenle。”
江小离得意的说。
“woca，jibaiwan，gemennizheibushixianyufanshenlema，zhendejiade，zheicimeizhanguoba！”
“meiyou，zheicishizhendefacaile！”
jiangxiaolirenzhendeyaoleyaotou。
“neitaihaole，jiangge，neiwozhouhaoxuanyihoujiushinidemenxiazougoule，dajiayoufutongxiang，younannidangdeneizhongzougou。”
“hehe，renjiayangdezougou，neidoudebangzhurenkangshierde，nixingbuxing？”
“wocao，wokeshiniyifuyimudeqinxiongdia，......dejiaqian。”