第3章
带着莫名的悸动。
陆安回到了宿舍。
jiandandixilegezaoyihou，jiutangzaichuangshangxiuxi，shunbianyanjiuzijidedaodezheigeqiandaoxitong。
完美人生签到系统
宿主：陆安
颜值：75
jineng：gaozhongxueshijingtong，jisuanjixuerumen，chuyixiaocheng
yongyou：modoulinhaisirenhaijingzhuangyuanbieshuyizuo
签到次数：0
beibao：zhuangyuanbieshusiyouchanquanzheng
“xitong，zheiqiandaocishuzenmehuode！？”
xitongjiandanmingle，guanjiandianyiyanjiunengkanchulai。
【qiandaocishuhuoqufangshiyouliangzhong，diyizhongweigudingmeitianlingdianshuaxinyiciqiandaocishu，ciqiandaocishubukebaoliu，dierzhongqiandaocishuhuoqufangshiweishenghuozhongtufashijianshengchengderenwu，wanchengrenwujikehuodegudingdeqiandaocishujiangliyijiqitaewaijiangli，ciqiandaocishukeyibaoliu，buhuiyindangtianyiwangershuaxinzou。】
原来如此。
meitiangudingqiandaoyici，wangjile，diertianjiuzuofeile。
ranhou，jiushirenwujiangli。
tufashijian，hangaidefanweijiuyoudiandale，luanbingbuqiangqiu，zhizuzhechangle，youlexitongwaiguadeziji，keyishuo，renshengyijingchaoyuebaifenzhijiushijiuderenle。
“luan，oyo，jingranhuilaile！”
gangyanjiuwanxitong，sheyoujiukaimenjinlaile，shoulihainazheyifenwancan：“xiaohuozi，jiaobaba，jinichifan！”
爸爸你个锤子！
luanwuyudefanlegebaiyan，jiangwancanduoleguoqu，ranhoujiwangyangzhuanleershikuaiqian：“xiele！”
“hai，biekeqi，lai，jizanmenshuoshuo，shenmeshihouhexiaohuahaoshangde，ranhou，xiaohuayoumeiyouguimia，jigejigejieshaoyixia，shuohaodeyiqidanshen，nitiqianpaolejiuyaodanfuqizeren！”
王洋贱兮兮的笑道。
滚一边去！
luanwuyudefanlegebaiyan，tizhewancanzuodaoshuzhuoqiankuaisujiejuediao，ranhoumeimeidetuchuyikouzhuoqi：“meizizimeizizi，zongsuanshihuoguolaile！”
“xianzaichibaole，keyihaohaoliaoliaoleba！？”wangyangtamensangeyanbabadedingzheluan，neimoyangjiuhaosibeiyiqidexiaonaigouyiyang，rangluanyizhentoupifama，xianqideshuodao：“biezheimekanwo，wohexuejiexianzaizhendemeishenme......”
你看我们信么！？
wangyangsangerenyifubuxindeyangzi，bumandeshuodao：“bushuojiubushuoma，ganmazheimehenongwomen！”
shihuameirenxin，tahainengzenyang。
“真的没什么！？”
chenmolebantianyihou，wangyangkanluanbusisahuang，zaiyicidexunwen。
“bushiwochui，ruguoxiaohuazhendeshiwonvpengyou，buyongbierenjiefa，wojueduiyaoquboyinshi，quanxiaogonggao，jiushizheimedese，naiwohe！？”
luanbuxiedepiepiezui：“youjiushiyou，meijiushimei，zheimeishenmejianbudeguangde！”
也是。
wangyangsangerenshenyiweiran，erhou，pailepailuandejianbang：“neiniwandanle，xianzaiquanxiaodouzaichuannishixiaohuadenanpengyou，henduoxuezhangdouzaitiebanuhou，yaojiangnisisuiweigouni！”
额！
不会吧！？
luanyouxiechiyi，dakaizijidebijiben，dengshangxiaoneitieba，guobuqiran，diyigedingzhijiushixiaohuajintianxiawusongshuijunxunnanyou。
yizhangzhaopian，fenxidetoutoushidao。
heqingheli，luankanleyihou，dourenbuzhudepaishou：“zeze，zheijiahuobuqudanggouzizhendekexile，kaijuyizhangtuneirongquankaobian，guanjianshihaibiandexiangmoxiangyangde，gaodewodoujiduzhaopianlidenanrenle！”
切！
wangyangzuijiaoyiwai：“nikebiexianmule，xiabianderendouyaojiangniqiandaowanguale！”
“suibiantamen，bieshuowohexuejiemeishenmele，jiusuanyoushenme，tamenyounengnaiwo，dingduoyejiushizaiwangshangjiaohuanliangsangzi，xiaohuatanbutanlianaigentamenyoumaoxianguanxi。”
luandaoshiyidiandoubuzaiyi。
“ai，niubi！”zhouhao，taiqiledamuzhi，ranhou**deshuaileyixialiuhai：“ai，woshenmeshihoucainengyougeshuyuzijidetani！”
“neinideyouqian，meiqianlenideyouluanneimeshuaicaixing。”gezizuida，kanqilaizuiweihanhoudefanglongxilidetongzhedaozi，rangzhouhaochadianmeiyoutuxue：“biezheimexianshima！”
jigerenxixihahadenaodaoleshiyidian，jiuquanbuxiecai，tangzaichuangshangxiangqilehulu。
陆安也不例外。
yijueshuidaolezaoshangwudian。
这并不是自然醒。
ershiqianyishideshengwuzhonghuanxing。
tayizhijizhejintiandeqiandao。
shijianyidao，bennengjiujiangtahuanxingle。
签到。
zhengkaiyan，shaozuoqingxingyihou，luanjiuzhijiemonianqiandao。
ding·qiandaochenggong，huodewanmeitizhi。
wanmeitizhizongheyanzhi，liliang，shentisuxingdengquanfangweideyouhua，youhuashijianweiyigeyue。
zheigejiangli，haishihenbucuode。
huodejianglideneiyike，luanjiuganjuezijitineiyongxianleyiguliliang，xiaodunanyeshousuolebushao，yanzhigengshirouyankejiandetishengdaolebashiwu，shuaidehenzhiguan。
yinweiliudianjiuyaokaishizaocao。
luanxishuwanbi，zhenglihaoyihou，jiujiangsangeshiyoujiaoqilaiyihou，jiuxialouliudale。
haoqiaobuqiaodeshi，liudadaocaochang，jiuyudaoleliubingyan，tahaimeikaikou，liubingyanjiuzouleguolai，jingzhidelianpangshangxiemanleqianyi，qianrandao：“neige，xuedi，wosihushuocuohua，jinirelaimafanle，rangnizailuntanshangbeimabeiweixiele。”
“meishier！”luanbuzaiyidebailebaishou，kanzhexianghanlinlideliubingyanhaoqidewendao：“xuejie，nimeitiandouqizheimezaochenlianme！？”
“duiya。”liubingyanzixinmanmandeshuodao：“shentishigemingdebenqianma！”
这倒是没错。
luanxiangdaozijijunxunzhongshuhunmideyangzi，gangademolemobizi：“shentixuruodequenanchengdashi。”
“haha，neixuediyaobuyaohewozaipaoliangquanni！？”liubingyanzhalezhadayan，ruqiushuidangyangdemouzizhizhongyinyinyoujifenqidai。
jintian，luanxuedihaoxiangbiandegengshuaileni！
qizhiyegengjiademirenchuchenle！
哎呀！
zhiyaokaojintajiuhuixintiaojiasu。
zheimeyaoqingta，tahuibuhuijujueya！
好啊！
luankendingbuhuijujuede。
jiranxiangyaozhuixuejie，neijiubunengfangguoyicilajinguanxidejihui。
学弟真好。
柳冰颜开心的笑了。
neiyishunjian，luanzhiganjuechunnuanhuakai，shijiedoubiandecanlanqilaileni！
同时也在吐槽。
xuejie，nikeshigaolengxiaohuashedingai，zenmekeyizheimekeaini！
哎呀！
buyaozheimedingzhewokanla！
多不好意思！
liubingyanbumandetaiqixiaoquantou，xiusedeqiaoleqiaoluandexiongtang，yiwaijianshidechugan，rangtaqiaoliangengshihongdetongtou，duzhezuihenghengdao：“woxianpaole，kuailaizhuiwoya！”
“好啊！”
luanweiweiyixiao，qingchedemouzizhongmanshiwenrou，maizhedazhangtuikuaisuzhuileshangqu。
zheiyexujiushiyijianzhongqingba，diyicijianmian，lianggerendecichangjiuxianghuxiyin，jiuchanzaileyiqi。