第6章 老子看你装逼

huangqianqiannuerzhuantou,jiyeluojiangshuzheierdeyifu,youduomeduomedehao,wanquanbuqudalimenkouneiduiqinglv。

“hui,womenjiuzaizheilimaihaobuhao?”nvrenroushengrouqideshengyinchuanleguolai。

yeluowangmenkoukanqu,kandaoneinvrenzhangdejiaonen,chuandefenfende,lianshangtulemanliandefen。

diashengdiaqideshengyin,rangnagenanrentingle,douhunshensuma。

neijiaolvfangdeguniang,yixiazibaozhuleshenpangdenanren,yiliandejiaoroukanzheta。

zheinandebushihuangqianqiandeqiannanyouhaoshaohuima?

“hao,mai!”haoshaohuimiandaixiaoyi。

“yi,hui,nikanneirenhenmianshua,nikankanrenburenshi?”lvfangzhixianghuangqianqian,zheiranghuangqianqianhenshibushuang。

“zheihaoxiangshinideqiannvyoua,hui,zenmeban?tazhangdeneimexiong,wohaohaipatahuidawo!”

lvfangyiranroushengrouqi,rangrentingzherouma。

dantayanshenqueshidaizhebuxie,kanxianghuangqianqian。

zheiliangrensishiguyilaizheilidaoluande,erqiehaimeianhaoxin,guyixiangjihuangqianqiannankan。

haoshaohuikanleguolai,kandaoshihuangqianqian,dangjizhoumei:

“你怎么在这里?”

“nipaowodianlilai,niwenwozenmezaizheili?wohaitemewennizenmezaizheili?”huangqianqiandamadao。

“aiya,hui,tahaoxiong,renjiahaohaipa,yingyingying!”lvfangsajiaodao。

“yingyingying,yingnimei,laoziyiquanyigeyingyingguai!”huangqianqianyuyaochongshanglaizoulvfang。

“nigandatashishi?”haoshaohuijianglvfangladaoshenhou。

yankanhuangqianqianyaochongshangqugenduimianganjia,yeluoyibajiangtalalehuilai。

郝邵辉悠悠说道:

“youyouyou,niyezheimekuai,zhaodaonanpengyoule,neikegongxinile!”

“hui,nishuotahuibuhuidaizhetananpengyoulaidawo?”lvfangguyiwuzheyanjing,zhuangzuokudeyangzi,lingrenshifendeyane。

“wocaimeinineime**,qiangrenjiananren,wopei!”huangqianqiancuileyikou,tashenqianqifupoda,lianggedachedengyaohuangqilai。

“nihaishimeibiana,neimexiongdeponiang,juranyourenhuikanshangni?zheixiaozipashibeiniweixieleba?yaomejiushigeqiongxiaozi!”haoshaohuizheihua,rangyeluoshuqileerduo。

jianhuangqianqianyibawanzhuyeluodeshoubei,dachedengjintiezaiyeluodeshoubeishang。

yeluonenggouganshoudao,neirouruoeryouqdandeweizhi,chuanlaidechugan。

爽啊!

yeluoxinli,rutongpenfadehuoyan。

“wonanpengyou,kebiniyouqianduole!”huangqianqianbuxieshuodao。

“youqian?wokao,nishuotayouqian?jiuta?chuandeneimehansuan?xiongdi,nideyifugaihuanleba?doutemeshengqule,haiyounizheikuzi,jianlaideba?”haoshaohuimanliandebuxie。

yeluomeitouyitiao,queshimeiyoushuohua。

他心里却是说道:

“nijixu,laozikannizhuangbi!”

郝邵辉继续道:

“wozheiyisheng,douaimashide,meiyijiandouzaiyiwanduoyuanyishang,tanenggenwobi?talianwoyigenjiaozhitoudoubibushang!”

“haiyou,tanalimaochulaide?juranxianggenwobi?tayouchemei?tayoufangmei?laoziyoucheyoufang,jialihaishikaibinguande!”

haoshaohuiyiliandeaoman,shangxiadaliangchuanzhepolandeyeluo。

“wa,hui,nihaolihaia,mea!”

lvfangdangzheerrendemian,qinlehaoshaohuiyikou。

yeluobujinzhoumei,zheiliangren,youbingba?

huangqianqiankanxiangyeluo,tadangranzhidao,yeluodaxueqijian,jiujingchangwaichudagongdeshiqing。

genhaoshaohuizheizhongjichengjiachandebiqilai,yeluowanquanbibuguo。

“neiyouruhe?woxihuantajiushile!”huangqianqianmanlianbuxieshuodao,tayoubuchongleyiju,“tajiusuannabuchuyifenqiandecaili,woyeyuanyigentazou!”

haoshaohuidangjidengdayanjing,erlvfangzeshizaiyipangbiaoshibuxie。

“neixing,wozhunimenbaitoudaolao,ranhouyiqishangjieqitao,womenzou!”haoshaohuilazhelvfangzoulechuqu。

huangqianqiandangjilianshang,luchushiwangdebiaoqinglai。

“wei,nigangcaishuoyaojiajiwo,shizhendejiade?buyaocailideneizhong?ganghaowohaichagelaopo?womajicui!”

yeluodaizhehuaixiaowendao,tadeyanjing,haishiwangdachedengshangmiao。

huangqianqianzuichunzhandouqilai,yanleikuaiyaoliuchulaile。

tagenhaoshaohuichuzhongzoudaoxianzai,jieguoqianbujiu,yinweicailideshiqingernaojiang。

haodefumujuede,huangqianqianbuzhiyifenqiandecaili,ruguofeiyaozaiyiqidehua,tamenbuhuinachucailiqian。

erxiangfan,tamenhaiyaoranghuangdefumunachuyidongfangzilai。

danhuangdefumuzeshijuede,haodefumubixudenachuwuwankuaiqiandecaili。

erhaoshizhanzaizijifumuzheibiande,suoyitazhinenggenhuangqianqianfenshou,zhaolelvfang。

lvfangshihaofumujieshaode,zaiyideshihou,haofumuhaidayingjilvfangwushiwandecaili。

zheiyibupingheng,ranghuangqianqianjuedeshifendeweiqu。

kandaohuangqianqianrucinanguo,yeluoluchuxiaoyi:

“yaoburan,wobangnijiaoxuntayixia?”

huangqianqianhuanhuantaiqitoulai,yilengyilengdekanzheyeluo。

“nigaibuhuishiyaodataba?”

“wenmingren,buzuozheizhongshiqing,nigenwolai!”

yeluodaizhehuangqianqian,zouchuledianli。

tajiangdianjiaojishenpangduimianayibangmangzhaokan,genzheyeluo,wangqianzouqu。

liangrengenzaihaoshaohuigenlvfangerrendeshenhou,errenguaijinleyijiannvzhuangdian。

“fang,yaobu,jizanmayedaiyijianba?”

“a,zheierdeyifu,kedouhaoguide,haishibieleba,yihouzaijiwomadaiba!”lvfangdaizheroushengrouqishuodao。

“fangxinba,mailiangjianwentibuda!”haoshaohuixiaozheshuodao。

“wa,zhende?neiwojiubukeqile!”lvfangkaishitiaoxuanqilai。

yeluolazhehuangqianqiandeshou,zoulejinqu。

errenguyizoudaohaoshaohuidemianqian,zheiranghaoshaohuigenlvfanghenshibushuang。

yeluokanzhelvfangshouzhongzhengnazhedeyifu,shuodao:

“zheijianbucuo,sezeyehaokan!”

“nimenlianggelaiganma?”haoshaohuimeitouyizhou,lenglengshuodao,taturanxiangdaoshenme,lengxiaoyisheng,“nanbuchengxiangyongnimenyiniandegongzi,laimaizheixieyifuba?”

beihaoshaohuizheimeyishuo,yeluobujinzhoulezhoumeitou。

huangqianqianxiangyaojiangyeluolazou,yeluozeshifanwendao:

“neimeyedashao,niyiniandegongzi,youshiduoshaoni?”

“woyinianwuliushiwan,nibidelema?”haoshaohuiyilianaomanshuodao。

“zheiyanga!”yeluochensiqilai。

黄倩倩拉着叶洛:

“suanle,womenbielitamen,womenzouba!”

“zou?zenmenengzou?rangniqiannanyoukankannixianzairiziguodebitahao,nandaobuhaoma?”yeluoxiaowendao。

zheiranghuangqianqianyiliandechayi,tajingyikanxiangyeluo,wanquanbuzhidao,yeluoxiangganma。