第1章可笑的傻瓜
diantihuanhuandeshangsheng，yixiangdaobangeyuemeijiandeshaozhengfei，xiaxiaoxiaodexinlichongmanleqidaihetianmi！tashuoyouhaoshiyaogaosuta，jintiantabuhuixiangtaqiuhunba？tadengzheiyitiankeshidenglehenjiule。
xiaxiaoxiaoshouzhongtizhexiaolongbao，shitalingchensandianjiuqilaizhuanmenjishaozhengfeizuode，patachidekougan，tahaitebiedaleheidoudoujiang。zhiyaoshaozhengfeixihuan，rangtazuozaiduo，tayeshikaixinde。
dingcengdaole，xiaxiaoxiaojiupobujidaidetachudianti，xiangzhezongcaibangongshizouqu。
xianzailishangbandeshijianhaiyouyigebanxiaoshi，zhengtiaozoulangshangjingqiaoqiaode！xiaxiaoxiaoxiangjishaozhengfeiyigejingxi，suoyiteyifangmanlejiaobu。
tazoudaozijibangongshi，tuimenxiangzoujinquxianbabaofangxia，queyiwaidefaxianzongcaibangongshidemenbankaizhe，youdianshengyinyinyinyueyuedeconglimianchuanchulai！
xiaxiaoxiaozhenglezheng，kanzheliangmizhiwaidezongcaibangongshimenkou，taijiaozouleguoqu！tuikaibangongshidemen，limiankongwuyiren！keshishengyinquebiandeyuefaqingxiqilai！
“hehe……taoyan……a……buyao……buyao……zhengfei……”yigenvrendeshengyin，aimeidecongshaozhengfeineijianxiuxishilichuanchulai，sanfazhenongyudeaimeiqixi！
xiaxiaoxiaoganjuetoudinghongdeyishengxiang！yidaojingleizainaozilizhakaile！
zaisha，tayezhidaozheishizaiganshenme！
keshi，bukenengde！jueduibukenengde！zheishizaishaozhengfeidebangongshili，zenmekenenghuifashengzheizhongshi！
shentibushoukongzhidezoujinzongcaibangongshi，zhengfeineilianggezitatingdeqingqingchuchu！ketabuxiangxin！tabuxiangxinzijicongzhongxuejiuaishangdenanrenhuizuochuzheizhongshi！
tabuhuide！tajueduibuhuide！
keshilingyigeshuxideshengyinjiezhexiangleqilai，batazuihouyisicanliudexiwangjishunjianpilegefensui！
“baobeier，nizheigemirendexiaoyaojing……woaisinile！”
这是邵正飞的声音！
neimeshuxi，yirujiwangdehaoting！
wulunzaiguoshinian，ershinian，tadounengqingxidetingchulai！
“zhengfei，woyeaini……keshi，nidagezenmeban？woxianzaikehaishitadeweihunqini。tamingtianjiuhuilaile，tayaoshizhidaowomenlianggezaiyiqi，tayidinghuishalewode！”
“buhuide！zaizenmeshuotayeshiwodage，erqienixianzaihuailewodehaizi，nibuzhidaowomaduoxiangyougesunzi，tayaoshizhidaole，yidinghuibangwomenshuofudagede！”
“neinineigexiaomishu，xiaxiaoxiaoni？nimenliangbushidingguowawaqinma？tazenmeban？”
“neigeshaguajiugengbushiwentile！yaobushiyinweitababaduiwoyouen，wozaojiubatatichushaoshijituanle。baobeier……wozhiainiyige……”shaozhengfeideshengyinyiluo，xiuxishilizaicichuanlaiyizhenaimeideshengyin，qijianhaibansuizhezhiyadeyaohuangsheng。
tacongzhongxuekaishixihuanletazhengzhengjiunian！meixiangdaojiuniandeshijianli，tazaizheigenanrendexinzhong，zhishigeshagua！？？
yanleizhongshibuzhengqideyonglechulai，mohuleyanqiandeyiqie！shoulidedoujianghuadeyishengzazaidimianshang，xiaolongzhengbaoyegenzheyiqigunluochuqu。
leishuibutingdeluoxialai，taquehanleidexiaolexiao，xintongdelihai，taganjuezijiyouxiechuanbuguoqilai！
jiunian！tashuodemeiyijuhua，tadexihao，tadechuanzhe，tadeshenghuoxiguan，tadeyiqiedeyiqie！
taquandoujideqingqingchuchu！
ketaganggangzaishuoshenme？hehe，shagua？？takebujiushishaguama？chetoucheweideshagua，kexiaodeshagua。