“nishualiumang！heng，niganduiwobujing，woxianzaijiuchuqu！”
chengxiaoyiyilianheixian，dengzheyoudayouyuandeyanjing，zhuanshenjiuzou。
zhanbeiyanzhangbeiyishen，batalaolehuilai。
“xiaojiejie，kaigewanxiaodoubuxing？”
“buxing，zanmenbixuanhetongbanshi！”
“fangxin，woshiyouyuanzederen，qiangniudeguabutian，nibutongyi，wobuhuiqianglai。”
“heng，guqiexinniyihui！”
chengxiaoyiyishuangmeimuguliuliuluanzhuan，xianglexiang，bashouzhishangdezuanjiezhaixia，didaotamianqian。
“还给你！”
“什么意思？”
“wugongbushoulu，nibiexiangyongyimeijiezhibangdingwo，zuoneixiekechidejiaoyi！”
“shenmejiaokechidejiaoyi？”
“nixiuxiangjiaowopeichipeihepeishui！”
zhanbeiyanxixiyixiao：“he，yuanlainibazijidangchenglesanpeinvlang？”
chengxiaoyiyijiaochuaizaitashenshang，qidezhizhamao：“nicaishisanpeinvlang，niquanjiadoushi！”
“我去，这么凶？”
“戒指还你！”
“zhanfuren，jiezhishisongnidexinhunliwu，songchudedongxiqiyouzaiyaohuizhili？”
“dazhu，qingbuyaojiaowozhanfuren，xianzaimeiwairen，zanliangwuxuyanxi！”
“演戏？”
“gangcaizaidifuniwopeihenibanyanenaifuqi，zhishizailvxinghetong，nibiexiangdecunjinchi！”
“chengxiaoyi，hebijiaozhen？”
“zheimeizuanjiebushiputongliwu，jiazhishangqianwan，wobuxiangzhannibianyi！”
zhanbeiyanmeitouyining，zhuaqichengxiaoyideshou，bajiezhibadaotaolehuiqu。
“chengxiaoyi，ruguobuxiangwofahuo，guaiguaijiwodaizhe！”
“你在命令我？”
“对！”
“heng，dashu，zheikeshiniqiangpowoshouxiade，heyuedaoqi，nibiefanhui？”
chengxiaoyiwangzheshouzhishanshuodezuanjie，doulejixia，yanshenzhongdaizhetiaoxin。
“wozhanbeiyanzhangzheimeda，songchudedongxicongmeihuishoudelizi！”
“土豪，真爷们！”
chengxiaoyiduitashenchudamuzhi。
“buguo，weilefangzhibubiyaodezhengzhi，zanmenhaidelaigeyuefasanzhang。”
“怎么约？”
“yi：woshuiwoshi，nishuiketing，meiwodeyunxu，nibuzhuntaruwoshiyibu！”
“er：wohaishidasansheng，nibunengquxuexiaozhaowo，buzhunduiwaigongbuwomenxieyijiehundeshi。”
“san：bunengduiwodongshoudongjiao，buzhunduiwoyouxieedexiangfa。”
zhanbeiyanyilianheixian：“shenme，xinzhongxiangxianidoubuxing？”
“buxing，xieyiqinei，zanliangbixubaochichunjienannvguanxi！”
“hai，hebifenneimeqing，zuowanzanliangdouyijingzuoguole！”
“nishaoshualiumang，zuowanwohezuilejiu，shenzhibuqing，neibushiwodebenyi。”
“zheijuhuawokebukeyilijiewei，yihounixiangyao，womenhaishikeyixingfuqizhishi？”
“你去死！”
chengxiaoyimianhongerchi，henbudechuisizheige**delaonanren！
“woyihouzaiyebuhuihejiu，nixiuxiangdecheng！haiyou，jiusuanwohezuilejiu，niyebuzhunduiwohulai！”
zhanbeiyanshuangshouhuanbaoxiongqian，sixiaofeixiaodingzhezheigekeaidexiaonvren。
“还有吗？”
“zanshizhixiangdaozheixie，buguo，yihouxiangdaoshenmetiaokuan，wosuishizaijia。”
“行，没问题！”
“dashu，woxiangxinnishizhengrenjunzi，jiuzheiyang，woxianquxizao，wanan！”
zuowanliusuyezonghui，yidazaotoulehukoubuliuchulai，suanxialai，tayijingliangtianmeixizaole。
tianqire，jiashangzuowanjilieyundong……shenshangnanmianyouxieyiwei。
xianzai，tazhixiangjinkuaibazijixiganjing，zaishushufufushuiyijue。
chengxiaoyibaozheshuiyi，tieshenwupingangjindaowoshi，zhanbeiyanpidianpidianjiugenlejinlai。
“啊！”
tajianjiao，zhuanshenduzaimenkou，yanshenlingli！
“xingzhande，zanmenganggangyuefasanzhang，nibuzhuntaruwoshiyibu，nixianghuiyue？”
“呵，想多了！”
“呃？”
chengxiaoyiyizhenmihuo：“dashu，neinigenwojinwoshilaiganshenme？”