第1章
“ma，zheidou1xiaoshile，shibushirenjiayoushiqing，nijiwangayidagedianhuawenwen。”
xiaoranzuozaiyijiazhuanweixiangqinkaishedezhuticantingli，zhouweijinshitanxiaodenannv。
zheishixiaorandi99cixiangqin，tachuanzhezhengjieganjing，baichenyi，xiku，pixie，duanfaxiashiyizhangshuaiqiyanggangdeliandan。
哒哒哒。
gaogenxieshengchuanlai，yigezhangfapiaopiaodejingyingzuoxia，jingzhidewuguanshangguazhejincu，yishendanlansedegongzuoduanquntao，xiongqianhaiyou“beihaihangkong”demingpai。
“dongzuokuaidian，woxiawuhaiyouhangban。shuoshuoniziji。”
nvrenxianshengduoren，qiaozheshuangtui，jinxianyunwei，xiaoranrenbuzhuchoulejiyan，nvrengaoaobiyidelenghengyisheng。
“wojiaoxiaoran，jinnian28，tuiwusannian，muqiandaiyezaijia，jialirenshixiwangwoxianjiehunzaizuodianshenme。wojialihaiyougejiejie，muqian........”
“停停停！”
nvrenmeiyujianfuchunuyi，tadiaoxiaodao。
“xiansheng，nishilailangfeiwoshijiandema？”
nvrenshuowanchouleyiyanbiao，buxiangjixutingxiaoranfeihua。
“xiaojie，nizheishenmeyisi？”
xiaoranyekanchulai，zheiyizhiqishidenvrenkanbuqizige。
“shenmeyisi？meigongzuobushuo，niyoufangma？”
nvrenshengyinyouxiegao，zhouweirenbeixiyinle，xiaoranmianhongerchi，tashuodao。
“wobadanweimuqianyaofenfang，danyaodengjiehun........”
“那就是没房喽！”
xiaorannucongxinzhongqi，danzhinengditou，bijingzijizheigetiaojian，queshiyouxiehanchen。
“neinitiaojianyouhaodaona？”
xiaorandiguyiju，nvrengegeyixiaodao。
“wo985yanbeidaxuehangkongxibiye，xianzaishibeihaihangkonggongsidegaojikongqinzuzhang。jialisantaofang，woyigeyuegongzi3wanqibu。”
nvrenshuowandalegexiangzhi，fuwuyuanguolai，talenghengyishengdao。
“langfeiwoshijian，jiunizheiyangde，haixiangzhaolaopo？laihamaxiangchitianerou。maidan！”
nvrenlikaihou，xiaorangangabuyi，budanbeixiuru，duifanghaimaidanle，tazhidelimaoweixiaozuoxia。
xiaoranzhixiangjinkuaijiehun，bijinglaobadanweijizinvfenfang，zinvdejiehuncaixing。
xiaoranyaoqiuyebugao，zhiyaonengkandeguoqujiuxing，tazheitiaojianqueshiyouxiecha，yiguwuliganyouranersheng，tabuxiangrangfumuweitadehunshicaoxinle。
cishixiaorankandaodishangdiaoleyigejingzhidexiaolianzi，kanqilaijiazhibufei，tawanyaojianqi。
yishuangheisedegaogenxieyingruyanlian，xiaorangangqishen，zhikandaoyitiaoheiseyouliangwazi，yijiyigehuduyoumeidequxian，zuoxia。
大美女！
xiaoranlengzhu，renbuzhutunyan，yanqiandenvrenluoluodafang，yitiaoheisebaotunqun，peizheyijianbaisepiyi，juemeideliandanshangguazheyimohanyi。
“你想结婚吗？”
nvrenyikaikouxiaoranzheicaifanyingguolai，diantou。
“xiaojie，wojinnian28，tuiwu........”
“下午就去领证。”
nvrenkaikou，xiaoranzhenjingbuyi，tanaozilimaochulewushudexiangfa。
pianhun？zhapian？naoziyoukeng？haishishentiyouquexian？
“nibuxianlejiexiamaxiaojie？”
女人冷冷道。
“gangniyijingbaoguole。”
xiaorangangaxiaozhediantou，nvrenzaiciwendao。
“结还是不结？”
“结！”
jiuzaicishi，ganggangxiangqindekongjiepaolejinlai，xiangshizaizhaoshenmedongxi。
xiaoranzheicaixiangqilai，qishennachulianzidao。
“dongxidiaoleba，zaizhei。”
kongjiezouguolai，yibaqiangguolianzi，borandanudao。
“你偷我东西。”
xiaoranlengzhu，tagangyaojieshi，kongjiemashangpokoudamadao。
“meixiangdaonizheidexing，kanqilaiyijingbushiyiciliangcileba。touxiangqinduixiangdedongxi。”
zheihuazaiciyinlaileweiguan，xiaoranmale，dankongjiebuyiburaodao。
“jialiqiongjiushinitoudongxideliyou？niqiongniyouliduiba，nizhidaobu，zheitiaolianzikeshibawanba，nidengzhejinruzuolaobani。nizheiyangdeqiongbi.......”
“lianzishitajianqilaide。”
cishizuozhededameinvkaikoule，kongjielenghengyishengdao。
“yo，niyeshilaixiangqindea？zenmehuizhaoshangzheizhongqiongqiongbi，zaishuole，niyijuhuajiuxiangbangzheiqiongguixibai，dengwobaojing.......”
美女漫不经心道。
“有监控。”
cishidianyuanguolaishuomingqueshishixiaoranjianqilaide，kongjienudao。
“jiusuanshitajiande，nandaotameiyoudaiyima？jiandaodongxibujiaojiqiantai？fangzijidouli，wokantamingmingjiushiyaonaqudangpumaiqian。”
“ruguotazhenyaonaqudangpu，neirenyijingzoule。”
meinvyoukaikoule，xiaoranganjidekanzheta，erkongjiecishilianseyuelaiyuecha。
“nishishenmedongxi？xiangbiyeshigeqiongbiba。”
噌。
nvrenzhanqishenlai，baozheshuangshou，qishishizudedengzhukongjie，suihoushuodao。
“sihaimaoyigongsizongcai，zhouxueyi，tianmendaxuebiye，shuangboshixuewei。shouruma.......dagaiyinian1000yi。”
xiaoranjingyadekanzhemeinv，ersizhouweiderenfenfenqishen，yixierenshenzhinachuleshouji。
“nishuowojiuxina，nihuguini？”
cishiyourennazheshouji，soulexia，queshishizhouxueyi，hailanshidetianzhijiaonv，fumushuangwanghou，duziyirenchengqigongsi。
suchenghailanshidejinfanwan！
kongjiebuganshuohuale，zhouxueyisaoleyiyanzaichangmudengkoudaideren，youkanleyiyanxiaoran，ganggangtayizhizaiguancha。
zheigexiaorankanqilaibuzenmeyang，danweirenhaisuankezhi，biqitazhuozidenanrenhaoneimeyidian。
duiyuzhouxueyilaishuo，xianzaijiehunbishenmedouzhongyao！
“走，领证！”
zhouxueyishuowan，xiaoranzuoyoukankan，suijiwunaixiaoxiao，kongjieliansetieqing，shenshangdeqishimeile。
“nigangdayingde。dongzuokuaidian，wodeyimiaozhongjishiwan，niyijinglangfeilewohenduoshijianle。haishishuonishuohuabusuanshu？”
zheiminglingshidekouwenrangxiaorannanshou，tazhinengyingzhetoupigenzhezhouxueyizouchucanting。
yimingshencaiyangmaojuejia，liuzhemaweibiandemeinvjiashizheyilianglaosilaisiguolai。
“周总，搞定没？”
zhouxueyikanlexiaoranyiyan，xiaoranguoqudakaichemen，tashangchehoushuodao。
“yihounijiushiwolaogong，danyouyixieshiqingnidegaoqingchu。”
xiaoranzaiyiduirenxianmudeyanshenzhongzuojinqu，tashuodao。
“yaobuzanmenxianlejiexiabici，zheiyang.......”
qianpaikaichedemeinvxiaodao。
“xiansheng，nihezhouzongbushiyigeshijiederen，zhiyuzhouzongweishenmexuanzeni，buguoquanpingzhouzongdexinqing。”
cheziqidongzhouxueyilengmodao。
“woxuyaodeshijiehunzheng，erbushini。shuobanixiangyaoduoshaoqian？”
shuowanqianpaidemeinvrengguolaiyidiezhipiao，zhouxueyishuodao。
“写吧。”
萧然摇头道。
“buxuyao，wojuedehaishisuanle。”
周雪怡怒道。
“wozuitaoyanshuohuabusuanhuaderen！”