第1章:婚礼突变

weixidajiudianjinbihuihuangdeyantinglihuatuanjincu,yixiangbinying,binkeruyun。

leduiyanzouzhe《hunlijinxingqu》。

hunliwutaishangyiduilangcainvmaodebiren,gewaiyinrenzhumu。

siyinazhemaikefeng,yuqizhuangyandixuanduhunlishiyan:“……womendexinlangguxianxiansheng,qingwenninshifouyuanyiquninshenbianzheiweixinniangshenzhanggexiaojieweiqi?yihouwulunshijiankangjibing,pinqiongfugui,huanjinggaibian,nindouyuanyiyongzijideyishengqutengai、hehutani?”

xinlangguxianwozhemaikefengdeshouzhangjinlejin,chensilejimiao,shenxiyikouqihouzhidiyoushengdishuo:“duibuqi!wobuyuanyi!wobunengqushenzhanggexiaojieweiqi。”

cihuayichu,taixiabinkejuzuozhenjing,yipianhuaran。

shenzhanggelianseshuadiyibai,nazhepenghuadeshuangshouyonglishoujin,zhijianhudibeimeixiujianganjindehuacizhaleyixia,tabeichijinyaozheyinhongdechunban,weimiqipiaoliangxingmouwangzheguxian。

“guxian,nizhibuzhidaozijizaishuoshenmema?”shenyanqingnurongmanmian,yixiazijiuchongdaoletaishanglai。

“guxianni、nizenmeneng……”

taixia,shenhuafangyishouwuzhexiongkou,lingyizhishoudeshouzhizhandoudizhizheguxianshuobuchuhualai。

“ma、ge!”shenzhanggeyibazhuaizhutagedeshoubei,burangtagechongguoqutongzouguxian。

tacanruoxingchendeyanmounuanyituijin,wangxiangguxiandemuguangzhishengyipianqinghan,jiaoyanyudidehongchunqingqi,kouwenlengdanwen:“huihundeliyou?”

“duibuqi!”guxianyangzhuangchengkendizaicidaoqian,jiezheshuo:“qishiwoxihuanderenshijiangyueyaoxiaojie,yejiushinimen[chuangshenshudian]dejiangyuexixiedashen,zhiqianyinxiangtaqiuhunbeiju,woweilecijita,bianyiqizhixiaxiangniqiuhunle。jibiantazhijinrengbujieshouwo,woquebunengzaishihunyinweierxi,bunengjiangcuojiucuoxiaqu。shenzhangge,jintianwobunengquni。”

shuoba,yantingneijijingdeluozhenkewen。

shenzhanggejinwozhequantou,hongkoudanzhijiayongliqiajinzhangxin,yandidelengyigengnong。

yuanlaishigenjiangyueyao,taneitongfu(zhafu)yimudemeimeigoudashanglea。

shenmushenhuafangtingdaozheigemingzi,shentiyaohuanglexia,yandishanguoyisihenyi。

shenyanqingdanxinmuqinhuibeiguxianqidefangaoxueya,danyoudikanleyanmeimeishenzhangge,zouxialewutai,kuaibudaotamenmuqinshenbianqu。

taixiabinkebeixinlangzheifanhua,zhenjingdeshuobuchuhualai。

zheishi,yidaodichenqianquandenanrenshengyinxiangqi——“zheibianshinidangchubuxijujuewo,zhiyiyaojiaderen?”

wenyan,shenzhanggexunsuzhuanguoshen,zhijianyigejinguidemoshengnanrenrucongtianerjiangdeshenzhi,zhengbufacongrongyouyadichaozijizoulai。

tahuxiyizhi,zheigenanrenshengdejihaokan,jianzhishirenjianjipin!

jiandandebaichenshandapeiheixiku,pixiezhengliang。sanqifendefaxinglvexianlingluan,youjilvfasiqiaopidichuiluozaietouqian,runbaixinidejifu,shenkelitidemianpanglunkuotouzheyigufenglilengrui;ruhuabannongzhangxiefeidejianmeiweicuzhe,gaotingbizhidebiliangshang,jiazheyifufeichangxiansiwenqizhidejinsiyanjing,yanjingtuishangguazheyigenxixidefanghualian,youyudaizheyanjing,lingrenkanbuqingtayanmouzhongdeqingxuhexiangfa。

minzhedebochunxiantiaolengying,chunxingquehenhaokan。

shenzhanggenaohaizhongbuyoushanguozheimeyigeci:siwenbailei!

buzhiweishenme,tamingmingyifushenshiguigongzidedaban,ketahunshensanfadeqixi,jitadediyiyinxiangquexiangshiyigegaoguiyouyaqieyaoniedaorenshengongfendedafanpai,daishangyanjingzhuangsiwenshenshirongrudaorenqunzhong,shijiguzilihaishiliuzheheianxueye!

kansiwuhai,shijishizuiweixianzhimingde。

qingkejiansixubaizhuanqianhuideshenzhanggeshouhuimuguang。

taburenshiyanqianzheigehunshensanfazheguizuqizhidenanren。

ketacongnanrengangcaineifanhuazhongzhidao,tashizhanchulaijizijijieweide。

gangcaibeiguxianhuihunzheiyijudongzhenjingdebuzhigairuhefanyingdezhongbinke,tinglenanrendeshengyin,yehuiguoleshen,yinweizhenjing,henduobinkebingmeiyoutingqingzheigenanrenshuodehua。

shenzhanggeshuangshoutizhehunshaqunbai,jidongpaodaonanrenshenpang,ranhoushuangshouwanshangnanrendeshoubei,piaoliangyanmouwangzhegenqiandenanren,canxiaodao:“wojiuzhidaonihuilaide。”

beitawanzhedenanrenshentiyijiang,shenchenmocetiaolexiamei。

“哦?”

tazhishizhanzaineier,yigezaijiandanbuguodezicongtazuilishuochulai,sangyindichenqinglie,quesanfazhelingsuoyourendouwufahushideqiangdasherenqichang。

kanzheliangrenshurenzirandehudong,yinyoubeilvwangxiangzhengermeiyouanquangandeguxianlikebudandingle,ganjuezijilvyunzhaoding。

tajinwochengquantoudeshuangshouyouxiefadou,fennuzhiwendao:“shenzhangge,zheigenanrenshishei?”

tazhuileshenzhanggeyinian,youjiaowangyiniancaizhongyutaruhunyindiantang。

zheigeturanchuxiandejinguinanren,juebukenengshishenzhanggezaitazhiqianrenshide。

jintiantahuihundejueding,chulejiangyueyaozhiwaiwurenzhidao,bucunzaishenzhanggetiqianzhaohaoyanyuanjieweidekeneng。

weiyikenengxingjiushishenzhanggezaojiuanzhonggoudashangzheigenanren,jitadailvmaozile!

“guxian,nixianzaiyoushenmezige,youshiyishenmelichanglaizhiwenwo?tashishei,douyuniwuguan。”shenzhanggechaofengdichelexiachunjiao,yuqilenglengfanwen。

guxianyiye,bielehaobanshangcaibiechuzheimeyijuhualai:“shenzhangge,jiusuanwomenjintianjiebuchenghun,kenizheiyangwufengxianjiewuyishibianxiangpitui!”

“nibuguoshixiaogeweileqiwo,jiandeyijiansuishoukediuqidelaji,zhenbazijidangyihuishile?”

nanrendezitairugaogaozaishang、pinizhongshengdejunwang,liangeyanshendoubuxieshishejiguxian。

zheiyike,shenzhanggehezheigenanrenkeweishiyingdiyinghou,qiangqianglianshoule!

kanzheshenzhanggehezheigenanrenjuzhiqinmishuren,beijinudeguxianjiuzhishangzhixianxiajiang,meifayongnaozixiangwentile。

随手可丢弃的垃圾?

tingzhenanrenzheihua,guxianbujinxiangdaotagenshenzhanggejiaowangneimejiu,quelianqinwendoubucengyouguo。

shenzhanggeduitadeshuocishixiangliudaoxinhunye。

xianzaibuzhishibeidailvmaohaishibeiliyong,youhuozheliangzhejianzhandeguxianfennudeshilelizhi。

tanaoxiuchengnudama:“shenzhanggenizheigejianren!”

huagangmachukou,guxianjiuganjuexiongkouyizhenjutong,wuzangliufufangfobeirousuileban,‘a’dicanjiaoyisheng,zhenggerendoufeilechuqu。

guxianfumubenjiubutongyiliangrenzaiyiqi,gangcaikandaoguxiandangzhonghuihun,youqihaishiweilejiangyueyaode,tamenzaitaixiadoumeiyouchusheng。

cishikandaoguxianbeichuaifei,tamendahanyisheng‘axian’,jiuchaozheguxianchongleguoqu。

zhanzaishenzhanggemianqiandenanren,congrongbupopailepaixikushangdezhezhou,caibatuifanghao。

tazhaixiashizhidejiezhidaitiqiuhunjiezhi,qiangshierburongzhihui:“jiajiwo!”