第一章 不是,你脑子是不是歪特了?

“....suoyizheijiushinishuonenggouhuobaoquanwangdegequ?《fanjian》?erqiehaizhiyouyiban!”

“haiyouzheigedianshiju,zhumingwuxiaxiaoshuo《juedaishuangjiao》beinigaibianchengzheigeyangzi?yaobuzhijiejiao《jiangyuyanchuanqi》ba?”

“zheigedianyinggengguofen,qitiandashengsunwukongbeinixiechengleyigeweiaichikuangdehouzi?xitianqujingdashixiongqutanlianaile?”

“zuizuizuizuiwufarenshoude,nizhenggemaotugouyixiedongwuranhounabajian,jiuguanzheigejiaowuxiadonghua?qingwennihunerciyuanma?”

modoujinmaodasha,chuanqiwenhuachuanmeiyouxiangongsi,huiyishi。

yiqunrenzhengjinweizuo,qizuizhongyangzuozheyigeshencaimiaomandebinglengyujie。

erzheiqunrendeqianfang,menghaoyouxiejucubuan。

linluoxuezhengyilianhaoqidekanzhemenghao,tashenpangqitamianshiguandoumianluxianqi。

menghaodailaizheixiemianshizuopinshizaimeiyoukequzhichu。

yaoshizaozhidaomenghaojiuzheishuiping。

gujijintiandezheichangmianshidoubuhuiyou。

tebieshineishou《fanjian》degeci。

“wojiehundeshihouniyidingyaolaie,yinweikanjianniwohuiyouanquangan!”

这什么烂歌词啊!

kaitoubianshiyigewubing**denvsheng。

tingdezaichangsuoyourenzhitoudoubengjinle,yingxiangkouchuyigesanshiyiting,hunshendouqilejipigeda。

zhiyulingwaiyingshihedongmandejuben。

不能说垃圾!

zhinengshuochaoyueleshichanglijieershinian!

就这?

napashichangyoushenqu,keshiyebushinizheizhonga!

yingshiyouhaolaiwutexiaohegangdaodongzuodapian,dongmanyinghuaguozhanjulebanbijiangshan。

womengongsibushishoulajidea!

zenmenenglaoshidiulajiguolaini?

yaozhidaowomengongsikeshibingzhechengweishijiediyichuanmeigongsidelixiangerchenglide。

“menghaoxiansheng,qingwenniquedingmeiyoubiedezuopinlema?”

mishuhuanghuishanshenxiyikouqi,zheimenghaokeshimougejiaoshoutuijianguolaide。

shuomenghaozheigenanhaiziyoudahuozhizi。

qichuangzuogequ、bianxiejubendenenglibuxiayuneixiezhumingdedashi。

fanzhengchuideneijiaoyigetianhualuanzhui!

jiukuaibatiancailianggeziyindaomenghaolianshangle!

“额...没有!”

menghaoyaoleyaotou,lianshangyouxieganga。

“menghaoxiansheng,ninzhibuzhidaojiuninchuangzuodezheishougedouyijingbunengchengzhiweigele,tagenxianzaishimianshangdegequbiqilaihaowuyoushi!napazhaochanggongzuidingjidegeshoujinxingyanzou!erqiewomengongsidedingweishijingpingequ,bushikoushuige!”

“haiyounizheixiejuben,zaiwokanlaijiugenxiaoxueshengzuowendouburu,xiaoxueshengxiezuowendouhuibiangeganmaole,mamalijinqianxinwankusongwoquyiyuandegushi!”

huanghuishanzheifanhuakebusuoweinanting,jiuchamingzheshuomenghaodaiguolaidedongxishilajile!

“bububu,zheishougeyidingyaozhaochanggongbuneimehaode!yaoburanchangbuchuneigeweidao!”

“haiyoujubenyinweishijiancangcu,suoyiyoudianliaocao....”

“danxiangxinwo,zhiyaopaichulai!kendinghuibaohuo!”

“henbaoqian,menghaoxiansheng,ninbudongyinle!gengbudongjuben!”

“bu,shinibudongshichang!”

menghaoluchuleyifucanlandeweixiao,gangadanyoubushilimao。

....

duiyuyigechuanyuezhelaishuo,menghaozhidaoqianshizheixiezuopinzaidangnianxianqileyizhongshenmeyangdefengbao。

yigeyueqian,menghaocusichuanyuedaolezheigepingxingshijie,chengweileyimingjijiangbiyededasiyinlexibiyesheng!

zaizheigeshijie,qitafangmiangenmenghaoyiqiandeshijiechabuduo。

wenyuyiqianqiangshiguo,xianzaiyijingsile。

shijinianzheigeshijiedewenyushuipinghaitingbucuo。

zheiduanshijian,yinlezuopincengchubuqiong。

jibenshangchudeyinledoushijingpinzhizuo。

qunmoluanwu,zhongshenzhanchang。

buguojinxienianhenshimeiluo,changchanghuimaochuyixieshenqu。

ouercaihuimaochuyixiejingdian。

eryingshihedongmanneiluneigengshiyitahutu,jibenmeiyouyixieyouxiudezuopin。

beihaolaiwuhegangdaojingfeipianhaiyougangdaotvbsuozhanling。

neiludedongmanneijiugengbutanle。

zicongjianzhidonghuapianmeiluozhihou。

就再也没起来过了。

zheigeshijielianxiyangyangdoumeiyou!

jintianmenghaosuodailaide《fanjian》kenengshizheigeshijieshangdiyishoufeizhuliuzuopin!

yaoshifangdaorujindeshichangkongpalianlanghuadoubuhuifanqiyige!

不过孟浩没办法!

他没办法!

zuoweichuanyuerenshi,daigexitongneiyehenzhengchangba!

不过系统却不正常!

【文娱宝库系统】

zheishiyigejifenduihuanxitong,limiancunfangdedoushimenghaoqianshidegezhongyinle、dianying、dianshiju、dongmanzuopin,haiyougezhongjineng。

但是。

xiangyaokaiqixitongyouyigeqianzhitiaojian——

neijiushizaibiyeqian,menghaoxuyaoyingpinchenggongzongjianjibieyishangdegangwei。

ruguozainadebiyezhengzhiqianmeiyouwancheng,zexitongzihui!

呵呵~

xiangdaozheilimenghaoxinlijiuzhihumamaipi!

qitatongxuedoushizaiweishixizhengmingerfannao!

tamenghaoxuyaoweizenmedangshangzongjianeryouchou!

他孟浩什么水平啊!

shenmeleli,shichanglianer,meisheng,gangqintawanquangaobudong!

haiyoujubenbianxie、meishudengdongxitashishiqiaotonglejiuqiao。

剩下一窍不通!

yaoshiyouyishufangmiandetianfu?

tamenghaoqianshideshihouquktvhaizhianjingdezuozhechilingshi,danggeanjingdemeinanzi?

shangmeishushicaokedeshihouhaizhihuihuagefangziwaijiadongbianshengqileyigetaiyang?

更别说什么影视了!

linhaozhizhidaozheibudianshihuodianyinghaobuhaokan!

xitongzheizhongxingweibushibizhangfeixiuhua?guanyudanqin?

jianzhijiushiliputamajilipukaimen——

离谱到家了!

najiagongsihuizhaopinyigemeiyoulishichengji,haishidasibiyeshengdemenghaoquzuozongjian,liangshenweitamengongsideyirenzhizuogequ?haishirangmenghaoquzhudaopaidianyingdianshiju?

chufeizheijiagongsixiangdaobi!

huozhezheijiagongsishimenghaokaide!

yinweixitongjihuotiaojian,menghaojiukaishifengkuangtoujianli,buguomeiyouyijiagongsilihui。

直到不久前——

menghaoouranzhuangpolejiaoshouheyanjiushengxuejiedejian...

啊不!

恋情!

jiaoshou,niyebuxiangzheijianshiqingbeibierenzhidaoba!

zaineiyike,menghaohuazuoleyinghualiuxuesheng,chenggongrangjiaoshoutuijianlezheicimianshijihui!

ermenghaoyeyongjinlesuoyounaoxibaochuangzuochubanshoule《fanjian》、《xiaoyueryuhuawuque》zheixiezuopin。

...

jinguanmianshijieguoyoudianbutailixiang。

menghaokanzhehuanghuishandengrentieqingsedelian,xinzhongyouxietanlekouqi!

果然!

weidadeyishuzuopinyikaishidoushibubeishirensuorenkede!

jiurutongmenghaoyongyuankanbudongbijiasuodezuopin。

danbufangaibijiasuohaishiyimingweidadeyishujia!

“xiangxinwo,jiwoyicijihui!”

menghaoguzuyongqi,zheicimianshijihuikeshilaizhibuyi。

哪怕有教授的人脉。

neidouhuafeilebushaoshijian。

jinguandajiadouzhidaozhishirangmenghaozougeguochang。

daoshihourangtahuiqudengtongzhijiuxingle!

keshidabufengongsishenzhizheidianmianzidoubuji!

拉倒吧!

huanghuishanzaixinlifanlefanbaiyan。

laizheilidemeigerendoushizheimeshuo!

nidezheixiezuopinyaoshinenghuo,neiwoguojitianjiunenghuobaoquanwang!

xinnihaiburuxinwoshiqinshihuang!

“怎么给你机会?”

“duibuqi,menghaoxiansheng,womenxuyaodeshizaiyinle、yingshihuozhedongmanfangmianyoutianfuhejingyanderenxuan,henmingxian,nibuheshi,xiwangwomenyihouyoujihuizaihezuo!”

tingdaozheihua,menghaoyouxieshiwang。

lianshangjichuyisiweixiao,qishenzhunbeiliqu。

心中默默感叹。

zheijiagongsiyoushiqulewozheimeyimingtiancai!

至于系统的事情。

shizaimeiyoubanfa,tamenghaozhinengchengweidaxiaozi,ranhouqubaojialidejinbi,zijichengliyijiagongsi!

jiuzaimenghaozhunbeizouchuhuiyishideshihou,houfangchuanlaileyigebinglengdeshengyin。

“等等!”

听到此话。

menghaohuitoukanwan,faxianzhengshizheigegongsishijidekongzhiren,linluoxue。

laizhiqianmenghaochaguoziliao。

linluoxuenianjigenzijiyiyang,yimiliubadeshengao,shenzheyishengongzhuang,zuizhuyao**shanghaichuanzheheisi,zhangfapijian,lianshangbugouyanxiao,huotuotuodebinglengyujie!

gangyijinmenmenghaoyongtaneishuangshanyufaxianmeideyanjingzhuyidaole!

qiantishuoming,tamenghaobulao!

budebushuorenyurendechajubigouhaida。

yiyangdenianji,bierenshigongsilaoban,menghaokubizhaogongzuo!

“menghao?xiangdoushifandaxueyinlexichengjinianniandaoshuyi?”

“xiashuo,daoshudier!”

menghaolianseyouxieganga,zheijiaoshoubujiangwudea!

怎么什么话都说!

“zheishougeshinizijichuangzuo?”

“那当然!”

“zheixiejubenshinizijixiede?”

“rujiabaohuan!shimianshangjueduizhaobudaoleitongde!”

“meichangguoge?meiyanguoxi?meipaisheguodianyingdianshi?”

“没有。”

“paojierenshima?yasinatingguoma?yuanzhikongkanguoma?”

“baoqian,wojihubuzenmekandongman,wobuhunerciyuan!”

“henhao!womengongsijiuquenizheiyangderencai!”

shuozhe,linluoxuezhijiezhanleqilai,binglengdelianshangchuxianxiaorong,chaozhemenghaoshenchuleshou。

“huanyingjiaruchuanqiwenhua,mengzongjian!”

tingdaozheihua,menghaojingzhule!

zhouweideqitarendoushale!

zheimenghaopabushilaobandeqinqiba!

huanghuishangengshicpudouyaoshaole!

jiumenghaoneishuipingdanggeshixishengdouhaidekaolvxia!

直接让他当总监!

linzong,nishibushixiangkaichuwomen,danshiyoubuxiangchupeichangjin。

suoyirangmenghaorangjianggongsizhengdaobi?

haishininlindalaobannaoziwaitelea!

yishizhijian,huanghuishanhaixiangzulan,danzhongjiuhaishimanleyibu。

叮!

suizhemenghaoshuangshoujinjinwozhulinluoxuerouyideyoushou,lianseyoudianjidong。

xitongdeshengyinyezainaohaizhongxiangqi!

【gongxinin,chenggongyingpinweizongjian,wenyubaokuxitongzhengshikaiqi!】

【jikeqi,suzhusuochuangzuodesuoyouzuopin,xitonghuigenjubofangliangheredu、haopingjinxingjifenzhesuan!】

【zhu,suzhusannianneibunenglizhi,budeguyianpaitarenjinxingshuaping、chaozuodengxingwei,fouzezhesuanjifenjiangchengweifushu!yanzhongxitongzihui!】

“xiexielinzongdehouai,woyidingbuhuiranglinzongshiwangde!”

tameixiangdaozheijiagongsijuranhaihuiyourucibole!

yiyanjiufaxianletamenghaodebufan!

zheixingfujianzhilaidetaituranle!

suiranbuzhidaolinluoxueweishenmeyaozhaopintazheiyangyigemeiyoujingyanderenzuozongjian!

不过管她呢!

系统激活就行了!

raner,menghaobuzhidaodeshi。

jiuzaitaxitongdejihuodetongshi!

linluoxuedenaohaizhong,tongyangxiangqilexitongdetishiyu。

【ding,chenggongbangdingzongjianrenxuan,sancijihuiyijingyongwan,wufajiebang!】

【jiriqi,fanshiyouzongjianjingshoudexiangmufabuchenggongzhihou,xitonghuigenjuchapingdengyinsujinxingfanlizhesuan!】

【chapingyueduo,fanliyueduo!】

【zhu,bangdingdezongjianbunengzhixiaogaixitongdecunzai,bunengguyizhizuolanzuopin,suzhubudeguyianpaitarenchaping,budezuoweifafanzuizhishi,fouzefanlijinejiangbianchengfushu!yanzhongxitongzihui!】

【meiyigexiangmuxuyaoshangbaoxitong,suzhuxuyaohuibaoxiangmuyusuan,xitongtongguozhihoucainengjiesuanfanli,yifangsuzhuguyiladiyusuanzaochenglanzuopin】