第一章闪婚
wohequanqingchaoyedezhenyuanhoushanhunle。
没错，是闪婚。
sanshuliuliwuyibushicongcongbeihao。duanduanliangri，congnacai、wenmingdaoqingqi、qinying，yiyingwancheng。
chenghunbanyueyu，woshoubuletadelengdan，woxiangqingqiuheli。
kanzhezheiweishaonianjiangjun，woneixinyouxiexuzhanli，yingzhetoupinierudao：“wojuede，busifuqi...youxuduobushihezhichu，shifou..shifouqingjiangjunxielehelishulai...women...”
tafangxiashouzhongdebingshu，lveweizhengshen，yibalaguowo，wocubujifangdishuaijintadehuaili。
benshiduanchaguolaidewo，youyuturuqilaideliliang，shuaifeilechazhan。
tayinchenzhelian，yongshounianzhewodexiaba，qixipuzaiwodelianshang，shengyinyayade：“nalibuheshi？furenjinkeshuoyuwotingting。”
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wodepinlishuezhizui，wenmingjingshi。
shilihongzhuangyishihaohaotangtang。
zhenggejingshidouzaicaicedangchaoyipinyitongsansizhinvhuijiayuheren。shenzhixuduoguanshenjiajuanmenyehuiyilun：rujinhuanghouzhiweixuankongyijiu，shuobuzhunshiyaojingongde。
erwogangyijijijiushoudaolezhenyuanhoufusonglaidepinshupincai。
dieniangshikanhaozheigezhenyuanhouyede，tashijisuichichengshachang，jifanshengsibodou，suishichengxijuewei，keyouzaijueweizhiwai，zhenzhenkaoshiliboshachuleshuyuzijidegongminglilu。
qieduonianqian，tayeshizuoguowofuqindexueshengde。
fuqinpingjiatawei：pinmaojujia，qieyouwanfuzhiyong，kedibaiwan。
zhishimuqinbushedewochuge，zongshixiangliuwozaijia，duotengtengwo。
bijingfuqinyishengbucengnaqie，yumuqinkangliqingshen，woshangmiansangedoushigege，wosuishidizhangnv，queyeshicuijiaweiyidenver。
“shuerjiayuxietingweibibuhuishoudaoqiwu，zheihaiziwocongxiaokanda，shigezhengrenjunzi。qiexinhuaishejiyujiaguo，xiaotizaixin，yihouyidinghuirangshuerchanghuifutanwangde。”fuqinqingfumuqindejianbang，buduanquanjie。
“weijinzhijiyezhiyouanqirangshuerchujiale，pinshupincaiyijingsonglaile，zuzuduileyiyuanzi，tuiyoutuibude。kuangqietaceng...”muqinyanleiyingying，yuyanyouzhi，shuozhejiuguolaibaozhuwo，fuzaiwojianbangqingqingchuoqi。
shia，shoulepinshupincairuoshihuihunchujia，shiyaoshouxingde。
wangzifanfayushumintongzui，hekuangfuqinzhishigeyipinwenguan。suiweidangchaohuangdidetaiziqimeng，yecengshidangchaojungongdiyidedajiangjundelaoshi。
keshizheixieduanduanbuzuyirangfuqinwangfaxingshi。
gengshiyinzhezheiyicengguanxi，zaisonglaipinshupincaideduiwucailikaimeiduojiu，huangdidetieshenchuanlingguanyilianxiaoyidekuajinleyuanmen：“gongxi，gongxicuidaren。xiaorenfengmingqianlaixuanduzhaoling，cuidarenhaiqingjiezhao。”
fuqinwangqiandabuzouqu，shangcizheiyangzhenzhanglaijialixuanduzhaoling，haishimuqinbeifenggaomingdeshihou。
yidajiazirenwuyangyangdeguixia，pufuzaidi。
buchuyiwaide，zhaolingdeneirongjiushiwodehunxun。
jiuzheiyang，duanduanliangri，woyijingjiajinzhenyuanhoufu。
suizaiguigezhizhong，queyechangchangtingwenzhenyuanhouxietingweidedaming，chuanshuotazhijunyanming，moulvegengshibushukongming，suishiwujiang，shicigefuyefenwaijingtong，yidianbuxianggecuren。
zhenzhengjiandaochuanwenzhongdedajiangjun，shizaitatiaokaiwodegaitouhou，zhichizhijianshiyizhanglengjiaofenmingdelian，jianmeixingmu，pifulvexiancucao，quehaishinengkanchulaiershijisuidezhinen。
zhishineishuangyanjing，moheishensui，haoxiangyaobawoxijinqu。
wokanzhezheishuangyanjingchushen，youzhongshuobuchudeshuxigan。
“furen，qing。”xietingweidaduanwodesixu，juqijiubei，shiyiwogaiheheqinjiule。
zhengzaiwoyaojubeishi，menkouchuanlaishengyin：“jiangjun，jiangnanshuihuan，bixiadanxinyourenchenluanmoufan，qingjiangjunqinziqianqu。”
wodunzhu，dahundangyexinlangjiuyaochugongwu，zheiyihouderizi，dagaiyeheshouhuoguameiyouliangyangleba。
wogangyaochexiajuqijiubeideshou，xietingweiwozhuwodeshouwan：“furenqingxianyinxiaheqinjiu。”
我乖乖点头。
fangxiajiubei，xietingweizhuantouxiangmenwai：“zhidaole，wohuanleyifujiulai。”
shuoba，youbayizichaowonuolenuo，daitiewogengjinxie，zaiwoerbianshuo：“baoqianfuren，woyidingjinkuaizhilihaoshuihuan，huilaizaijifurenpeizui。”youquxiawoyizhizhuchai：“zheigewotieshendaizhe，shikebuganwangfurenzaijiadengwo。”
woyoujingyayouhaixiu，conglaimeiyoulinagenanrenzheiyangjinjuliguo。
kuangqie，wairenyanlidetiexuejiangjun，haixixinshouzhewonverjiadechaihuan，wodangrankandechuzheicizhongzhenzhong。
“jiangjunciquluyuan，wangzizhenzhong，wozaijiadengjiangjunkaixuan。”woqishen，fulegeli。