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hunlishang，meimeiyishanlanlvchuangruhuichang，guizaiwomianqiansisizhuaizhewodehunsha。
“jiejiewocuole，wozhendezhidaocuole...wobuhuigaosubierenneinianjiulejiefuderenshiwo！！qiuqiuni，biehuilewo，bierangneixienandekaojinwo！”
gutingcidangchangxuanbuhewotuihun，yuwofumuyiqi，jiangwoqiangxingdaiqulerongzhangxueyuan。
neishichulemingdeyankexuexiao，nenggoubangzhuxueshenggaidiaoshenshangsuoyoudehuaixiguan。
zhengzhengsannian，wobeiguanlelajiaoshui，beidaduanletui，beirendangchenggouqixing，yeyedouyoubutongdenanrencongwodefangjianchuqu。
zhidaomeimeishengbing，gutingcicaizhongyuxiangqilewo。
kewoqueguizaidishang，daizhexiangquan，xianggouyiyangtianshizhedishangdewushui。
“nishijintiandelaogongma？tianhaimeihei，wanshangzailaizhaowoba。”
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gutingcidakaifangmendeshihou，wozhengwanzheyaotianzhedishangdewushui。
bozishangdexiangquanlianzhesuolian，lingyiduanxizailechuangwei。
woshenshangdeyifulanlv，jihuwufazhedangzhuwodeshenti，pifushangqingzisedeshanghenhechenniandeshangbagewaimingxian。
zhiyinweizuotianmeiyoujiangneinanrenfushihao，woyijingyizhengtianmeiyouheshuichifanle。
kedaojizhideshihou，zhinengkaozhedishangdewushuishirunzuiba。
danzheiyangderiziwoyijingguolesannian，zaojiuyijingxiguanle。
“shensui！nizaiganshenme？！”
gutingcideshengyinrangwojixietaiqitoulai。
tadelianshangmanshifennu，yanzhongjinshibukezhixin。
wozhalezhayanjing，huanhuandao：
“nishijintiandelaogongma，tianhaimeihei，wanshangzailaizhaowoba。”
neixienanrenburangwojiaotamendemingzi。
suoyourendoushiwodezhangfu。
wocongqianbuyuanyijiaochukou，kezhiyaojujue，dengdaizhewodejiushiyidunduda。
sannianlai，wodeshenshangjihuyijingmeiyouyicunhaorou。
gutingcitinglewodehua，ejiaodeqingjindouzaitiaodong。
tadabuzoushangqianlai，jiangwoyibacongdishangzhuaiqi。
wodezuotuizaisannianqianbeidaduanhou，yizhimeiyouhaoquan，zheiyangdafududedongzuoqianchedaoshangkou，rangwodaoxileyikoulengqi。
dangutingciquexiangshigenbenmeiyoufaxian，zhishiyongbiyiheyanedeyanshenkanzhewo。
“shensui，nizhuangshenmeni？”
“jiusuanwobanisonglaizheigexueyuan，yinishenjiada**deshenfen，sheigankuidaini？！”
“zuochuzheifuyangzi，bujiushiweilerangwokeliannima。”
danwoquexiangshigenbentingbudonggutingcidehuayiban，shentiyijingzuochulexiayishidefanying。
wosanxiawuchuerdetuodiaolezijideshangyi，yijingkaishishenshouqujiegutingcidechenshanniukou。
“bieshengqilelaogong，shiwobuhao。”
“zhiyaolaogongxiangyao，suisuiyinggaisuijiaosuidaocaidui。”
“suisuihenidaoqian...suisuizhidaocuole....”
danwozhishiganggangchupengdaogutingcideshenti，taquexiangshizhanranleshenmelajiyiban，jiangwomengdituidaozaidi。
wodetouzhongzhongzhuangdaolezhuozishang，danneiyangjuliedetengtongduiyuxianzaidewoeryan，yebuguoshijiachangbianfanbale。
“shensuinifenglema？！”
gutingcifennudeyuqixiangshidakailewoshenshangdemouyigekaiguan。
wolikeguizaidishang，duizhegutingcibutingketourencuo。
“duibuqishiwobuhao，shiwozuodebudui，biedawo。”
“wozhidaocuole，wozhendezhidaocuole，wozaiyebuganle...”
“qiuqiuninraolewoba，biedawo，biedawo...”
woguizaidishangbuduanzhongfuzhezheijijuhua，ranhouchaozhegutingcipaleguoqu。
wanxiayao，wojiuyaotiantadepixie。
zheiyangbeiweier**dejudong，bangwotaoguobushaoduda。
neixienanrenmeicikanjian，zonghuiluchudeyidexiaorong，ranhoujiwoyidunhaisuanbucuodefengshengfancai。
dangutingcijianle，quejingkongdehoutuiyibu。
“shensui，nidaodizaiganshenme？！”
“aci，zenmezheimeman？”
fangmenkouchuanlaifuqindeshengyin。
takandaowodeneiyike，yanjingdunshidengdale，shengyinyegaoleyigebadu。
“shensuiniyouzaifashenmefeng？！”
“nihaixiansannianqianbugoudiulianma！！”
tadabuzoudaowodeshenbian，zhuaizhewodeshoubeijiangwozhijiecongdishanglinleqilai。
sannianshijian，woshoudejihuzhishengxiapibaogutou，danfuqinquexiangshigenbenmeiyouchajuedaoyiban，zhiyoumanxindeyane。
“wohaiyiweizheisanniannenggourangnizhicuo，meixiangdaonijingranlvjiaobugai！”
“kanlaidengnijiananzuowanpeixing，haishiyaorangnijixujieshoujiaoyucaixing！”
屡教不改？
我怎么敢屡教不改。
zheisannian，woxuedezuiduode，jiushizhicuo。
就是听话。